I read *some* of my own press, but it doesn’t follow that I believe it. I currently am writing three books. They are on …

1) generalized quantifiers and negative polarity items

2) A defense of presentism in the philosophy of time

3)foundational issues in the philosophy of linguistics

Honestly, your inflated sense of self-importance fills me with mirth. I’m not writing a book about you or your Swastika waving buddies. I’m not even writing a *paper* about you. But please do write to U Mich and tell them that I am. ROTFLMAO

Oh wait, I lied, here is the title of my next paper:

“W-Hat movement and barriers in the Derivation by Phase Framework”

Then I’m gonna move on to this one:

“Generalized Quantifiers, Banana Phones, and Directional Entailingness”

yup, the W-Hats have been a research goldmine.

Or is the problem that due to some sort of inflated sense of self-importance you think that the Herald stories on the W-Hats somehow is relevant to.. what exactly… oh it must be my work on the philosophy of time. You are just oh so important to me Crom, really. If I’m here it must be to study you and the W-Hats! rotfl