Comments on: Linden Lab’s Government: Under Neu Orders

By: Az Czukor

Az Czukor — Wed, 18 May 2005 09:25:56 +0000

“OC: I’ve been instructed to broadcast Ginuwine’s ‘My Pony’.

OC Broadcast to enemy craft: If you’re horny, let’s do it
OC Broadcast to enemy craft: Ride it, my pony

UZ: I can’t work like this.”

Pure. Comic. Gold. I swear my Pop Tart just came flying out my nose.

By: Tony Walsh

Tony Walsh — Mon, 16 May 2005 10:29:57 +0000

Neal, sorry to see you go. Make sure you keep us posted on where/when you might resurface.

By: Tyler Rocco

Tyler Rocco — Sun, 15 May 2005 17:48:06 +0000

You guys are crazy…

By: Gwyneth Llewelyn

Gwyneth Llewelyn — Sun, 15 May 2005 05:32:47 +0000

I laughed like crazy, this is one of the best pieces I ever read on the Herald, and I’m still trying to figure out some of the initials

Neal, you’re too much

Of course, now that we have conquered the avatar cloning facility, our 2nd generation stormtroopers, cloned from UZ, will definitely and ruthlessly wipe you out from the Grid.

Humour, after all, is the opium of the masses.

By: Ulrika Zugzwang

Ulrika Zugzwang — Sun, 15 May 2005 00:51:28 +0000

Brilliant. I truly enjoyed this.

~Ulrika~

By: FIC Agent #737

FIC Agent #737 — Sun, 15 May 2005 00:41:30 +0000

(Rolling on the floor while laughing my arse out!) This is great!

By: Prokofy Neva

Prokofy Neva — Sun, 15 May 2005 00:01:17 +0000

God, that was good. That second-to-last quote of UZ, well, it brought tears to my eyes. For your freedom and ours!

P.S. Now *why* am I not surprised! I’ve seen that ship/sim/thingie! I *knew* that something like that was affecting my prim counts in Alston, which were getting all wonky!!!!

By: Urizenus

Urizenus — Sat, 14 May 2005 18:19:25 +0000

Clearly something lurks beneath the surface here. Why did Neal resign the Herald after filing this story? Did the FIC get to him? Did the Lindens buy him off? Did he reveal too much? Readers may rest assured that Walker and I *will* get to the bottom of this!

(A)

By: Weden Cooper

Weden Cooper — Sat, 14 May 2005 17:24:05 +0000

Neal Stewart = King of confusion.

By: David Jacobs

David Jacobs — Sat, 14 May 2005 14:14:47 +0000

Nice little story! Wrongness is always rightness!