Comments on: Herald Pot Boiler Boils Over, Gossip Columnists Salivate

By: montserrat

montserrat — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 10:50:12 +0000

need book.
signed first edition, please.
thank you.

By: Urizenus

Urizenus — Sun, 16 Oct 2005 08:42:59 +0000

Now Hollywood, we are not impressed that you saw Paris Hilton, for we are in posession of the Uri/Paris 53X video, and it is something to behold — much better than “A Night in Paris.” The only reason I haven’t released it is because gentlemen don’t tell, and also out of respect for the dwarf twins from the Falkland Islands who deserve some privacy, don’t you think?

By: Hollywood2020

Hollywood2020 — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 23:44:16 +0000

HMMPH….Grade B PAT THE RAT …we’ll see about that? Just don’t get your hopes up when we launch our own Red Carpet in SL. We’re yanking our HOLLYWOOD room at Habbo Hotel — with all of its Red TV’s and working with A-LIST interior designers on blueprints for our Holllywood2020 premire at SL. So what if we confuse SL and TSO — at least we have a REEL LIFE..bet you wer enot at Paramount tonight with Paris Hilton like we were. Paris at Paramount…ahh alliteration is so aweoome!!!!!!!!!!! js

By: RB

RB — Tue, 11 Oct 2005 11:05:47 +0000

Looking forward to the book Uri.

- RB.

By: Prokofy Neva

Prokofy Neva — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 22:07:03 +0000

Sigh. You couldn’t get to feel like such a cyberlebrity, Uri, if you didn’t have Prok wailing and nashing his teeth outside the party gates. Well, I tend to keep RL and SL separate and don’t invoke credentials from either but I can see I’m going to have to do that next year : ) Either that, or Donald and I will have to host the party at the Tower ourselves : )

By: urizenus

urizenus — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 20:05:39 +0000

Yes yes, the same complaints I heard from the MTV guys when they interviewed me, in their vain attempt to establish cred with the young folk by trying to latch on to the supernova cyberlebrity that is Urizenus Sklar. In that moment they implored thusly: “Why weren’t we invited??? Waaaa!!!” But like I told *them* — “hey, you’re just not FIC enough, call us when you start playing music again.” But, you know, if they are doing stories on online games now, well, by the booty of J-Lo I declare that the music is gone forever.

By: Prokofy Neva

Prokofy Neva — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 19:54:46 +0000

Yeah, well, it helped to be *first* invited to the FIC-ety-FIC closed workshops as a speaker or an attendant at SOP, then you’d be positioned to have your FIC attenae go on alert and plug into Maxx Monde’s GPS “shiny lights the path to victory” FIC-finder.

By: urizenus

urizenus — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 19:07:18 +0000

No one was invited per se, some people just felt their FIC senses go all tingly, and they knew they had to be at the Tribeca Grand.

By: Prokofy Neva

Prokofy Neva — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 13:12:58 +0000

Um, yeah, thanks for inviting me to that, Uri — not! It’s nice to know I’ve kept my non-FIC credentials intact, however!