Comments on: Shock! Herald Paparazzi Catch Cardie Mahoney at Crayonista Christmas Party

By: Sadako Shikami

Sadako Shikami — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 02:45:55 +0000

greetings! just a cyberho popping in to say hi, since SL is down right now. i agree that SL sex is pure pr0n – except for the girls with webcams.

my co-worker Cardie’s site inspired me to try my own site! although i don’t sell memberships as much as i’d like, i have fun running around being naked in as many public places as possible. i’m surprised the Herald hasn’t caught on yet. i have the big box of 120 crayons … does that get me anything?

By: urizenus

urizenus — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:22:03 +0000

omg Art, are you telling me all those other people are cyberho’s too? Yikes! Now *there* is a scoop.

By: Artemis Fate

Artemis Fate — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:11:05 +0000

“It wasn’t about the famous uber-escort. No indeed, this was about the fact that she was spotted at the Crayonista Christmas party”

I also see, in this picture alone:

Byron Curtis
Asphasia Corleone
Dallas Dibou
Tiny Poultry
Divo Dapto
Lynette Radio
Kim Chihuly

At the Crayonista christmas party, yet for an article that isn’t about her, Cardie Mahoney has both her name in the title, and her nametag circled in the picture, that’s queer don’t you think with such a large list of contenders at that particular party.

Face it, you ran out of money to pay for hookers to lick your prim balls so you started paying them in exclusive herald articles.

By: Spankubux

Spankubux — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 22:36:51 +0000

Cardie, I’m sorry, but you are not a member of the “oldest profession in the world.”

First of all, that honorific belongs to gravediggers or perhaps shamans (and in some cultures the two likely coincide). And secondly, what you do isn’t prostitution. What you do is produce animated pornography.

Avatars are not bodies. They do not eat. They do not sleep. They do not shit, and they do not fuck.

They simply look a certain way at a certain time. Sometimes while a sound file is being looped. As such, avatar “sex” is pr0n, pure and simple.

Unless you are offering some other services of which we are not aware.

By: Flux Stardust

Flux Stardust — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 18:41:13 +0000

Will Urizenus be eliding his post to say “Y factor” instead of “X factor”?

Enquiring minds want to know!

By: Gideon Television

Gideon Television — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 18:25:50 +0000

You mean she…? You mean, when I…? And then she..? But? If…?

Well, thank goodness all those other escorts I use regularly are women, that’s all i can say.

What’s that? They’re…? NOOOOOOOOOO!

By: Inigo Chamerberlin

Inigo Chamerberlin — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 17:37:04 +0000

Six packs, buckets of popcorn and comfy chairs time folks

By: Jane Doe

Jane Doe — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 16:58:42 +0000

Hello everyone, Time for some SL drama for your enjoyment. I dated “Cardie Mahoney” in real life. About a week ago HE broke up with me to date a friend of mine (Merry Christmas to me). I decided that this should be my revenge. When I saw this story I figured this is too good of an opprotunity to pass up. Cardie is a guy, his name is [elided by editor] and goes to [elide by editor]. He is 17 and is a real prick. He is as full of himself in RL as he is in SL. The whole idea of being a whore in SL was started as a joke to play on a “friend” of his and it has growen to this silly supermodle sham. I have already told his “friend” and now i am telling the world…. [name elided] you are a real jerk and i hope you get VD from that bitch!! You should have never crossed me asshole!!!

By: Urizenus

Urizenus — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 16:39:24 +0000

TheDiva and Gideon are so last week.

By: TheDiva

TheDiva — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 15:21:52 +0000

Uhh-humm…. Excuse me for a moment, but I believe the real scandal is that you failed to mention the fact that SL’s Hottest Reality-TV couple (Gideon Television, Superstar & TheDiva Rockin, Podstar) were also in attendance.
Clearly your mole was suffering the effects of too much virtual rum in his virtual eggnog.

Humfff.