Comments on: Terror in the Park- Landshark!!! http://alphavilleherald.com/2006/12/terror_in_the_p.html Always Fairly Unbalanced Tue, 04 Oct 2016 13:18:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Pixeleen Mistral http://alphavilleherald.com/2006/12/terror_in_the_p.html/comment-page-1#comment-39247 Pixeleen Mistral Thu, 21 Dec 2006 22:54:43 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=1663#comment-39247 ...considered the cleverest of all sharks. Unlike the great white, which tends to inhabit the waters of harbors and recreational beach areas, the Land Shark may strike at any place, any time. It is capable of disguising its voice, and generally preys on young, single women. Experts at the University of Baku's Oceanographic Institute suggest that the best way to scare off the shark in the event of an attack is to hit or orbit the predator with a push gun …considered the cleverest of all sharks. Unlike the great white, which tends to inhabit the waters of harbors and recreational beach areas, the Land Shark may strike at any place, any time. It is capable of disguising its voice, and generally preys on young, single women. Experts at the University of Baku’s Oceanographic Institute suggest that the best way to scare off the shark in the event of an attack is to hit or orbit the predator with a push gun

]]> By: cyrus huffhines http://alphavilleherald.com/2006/12/terror_in_the_p.html/comment-page-1#comment-39246 cyrus huffhines Thu, 21 Dec 2006 22:33:53 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=1663#comment-39246 caaaaaaandygram. caaaaaaandygram.

]]> By: Pixeleen Mistral http://alphavilleherald.com/2006/12/terror_in_the_p.html/comment-page-1#comment-39245 Pixeleen Mistral Thu, 21 Dec 2006 15:49:49 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=1663#comment-39245 I you have a chainmail outfit or other good protection you can easily find out what a landshark is like. Send an IM to Mechanical Bellman - if you dare. /me cues the theme from the movie Jaws. I you have a chainmail outfit or other good protection you can easily find out what a landshark is like. Send an IM to Mechanical Bellman – if you dare.

/me cues the theme from the movie Jaws.

]]> By: Murderfiend Juutlainen http://alphavilleherald.com/2006/12/terror_in_the_p.html/comment-page-1#comment-39244 Murderfiend Juutlainen Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:52:40 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=1663#comment-39244 Well, could someone explain what a land shark is for those of us not in the know? Well, could someone explain what a land shark is for those of us not in the know?

]]> By: Meckerer http://alphavilleherald.com/2006/12/terror_in_the_p.html/comment-page-1#comment-39243 Meckerer Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:19:51 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=1663#comment-39243 Great journalistic work on this article ! :-/ You actually mention that Yaffle is suprised that people don't know what landsharks are or what they do but you fail to at least give a note on that yourself, just in case your readers don't know it either. Great journalistic work on this article ! :-/
You actually mention that Yaffle is suprised that people don’t know what landsharks are or what they do but you fail to at least give a note on that yourself, just in case your readers don’t know it either.

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