Comments on: Herald Paparazzi Camp Plastic Duck

By: Urizenus

Urizenus — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:27:53 +0000

She didn’t exactly seem naive to me — certainly more worldly than Mr. Duck, that is for sure. But yes, now that you mention it, they did leave together, and he returned without her, cycling through a series of obvioulsy false explanations: ‘headache, no, she’s playing guitar hero, no she got called in to consult on brain surgery, no…’

I figure something like this is what actually happened: She, overcome with bliss at being able to meet Uri in the flesh, hugged Plastic Duck in thanks. Duck, overcome by this first contact with a hawtie of that magnitude *ever*, grabbed her ass. She responded by bitchslapping him into a whimpering sissy, and then going home to play guitar hero. He returned to Uri with more invented stories of grid crashing exploits in a thinly disguised effort to compensate for his recent failure in the back alleys of Toronto.

It’s all so obvious to one as worldly as I.

By: Tekilah Elytis

Tekilah Elytis — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:43:04 +0000

Ohhhh, I see! Well that makes more sense. I, personally, wouldn’t go out with that grid-crashing monster if you paid me a million bucks. He probably mugged her afterwards anyway. Poor girl, so naive…so abused.

By: Urizenus

Urizenus — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:45:12 +0000

It’s true Tekilah, Plastic was in the company of a hawtie riot grrrrl. I assume he paid her or something. Or perhaps something like this went down: “If you come with me you get to meet Urizenus Sklar!” Many people score dates that way, and who can blame them? It’s like flashing an extra backstage pass.

By: Tekilah Elytis

Tekilah Elytis — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 23:05:05 +0000

I heard Plastic travels with charming women to avoid trouble. Is that true? Are they paid? GIVE US MORE DIRT, HAROLD.

By: Nacon

Nacon — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 13:29:36 +0000

That was Prok’s hand, or even Uri’s. They just want to stir around all cool-like journalism on themselves, knowing that they are losing the attention the require… yes, they having self-esteem problem. Figured they can pull this fake one right up.

*sighs* live long the emos at SL Herald.

PS: oops, sorry… the emo Goons at SL Herald. my bad.

By: Hiro Pendragon

Hiro Pendragon — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 11:11:45 +0000

I’m not disappointed that the Herald didn’t turn in P.D. – that’s a journalist’s right. However, the lack of dirt posted about Duck, such as bad eating habits, penchants for goat-loving, or nasty bodily disfigurations, is appalling and disheartening. *chuckles8

By: Artemis Fate

Artemis Fate — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 10:50:41 +0000

“huh? Hows that supposed to work”

Ask Prokofy

By: soleil

soleil — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 08:41:53 +0000

‘raping children over the telephone.’

huh? Hows that supposed to work

By: Decomposing Monstre

Decomposing Monstre — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 03:26:56 +0000

What, you had him right infront of you, in plain clear view and you didn’t try to catch him/call the cops?

This is no laughing matter. This man is clearly guilty of several crimes, including mass fraud, bringing a small company to it’s knees in the form of malicious attacks AND
raping children over the telephone.

By not apprehending this man on site, you are not doing your civil duty as a resident of Second Life and thus I have lost all my faith in the Herald.

By: Baba

Baba — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 22:37:11 +0000

That looks like a body double to me.. Plastic only does the crotch shots himself.