Comments on: The 5 Minute Virtual Relationship http://alphavilleherald.com/2007/02/the_5_minute_vi.html Always Fairly Unbalanced Tue, 04 Oct 2016 13:18:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Mary Meek http://alphavilleherald.com/2007/02/the_5_minute_vi.html/comment-page-1#comment-36506 Mary Meek Sat, 27 Oct 2007 11:54:47 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=1489#comment-36506 That 5 minute relationship was completely hilarious. Mainly because it reminds me a lot of the kind of things I do to irritate the hell out of guys.... A whole batch of crazy tends to scare them off. I'm surprised that newbie you found lasted so long... Having hysterics, wailing loudly, shaking fists at the sky and crying "WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME GOD??? WHY?" also proves helpful in scaring guys off. Hope you don't mind but I totally plan on stealing some of your hilariousness to insert into my own banter. How about I'll find you a Led Zeppelin teach shirt in return for them? Anyhow, I'm definitely going to be reading more of your work if I see it around! Keep up the AMAZING work. And your advice is pretty sound as well from the looks of things. That 5 minute relationship was completely hilarious. Mainly because it reminds me a lot of the kind of things I do to irritate the hell out of guys…. A whole batch of crazy tends to scare them off. I’m surprised that newbie you found lasted so long… Having hysterics, wailing loudly, shaking fists at the sky and crying “WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME GOD??? WHY?” also proves helpful in scaring guys off.
Hope you don’t mind but I totally plan on stealing some of your hilariousness to insert into my own banter. How about I’ll find you a Led Zeppelin teach shirt in return for them?
Anyhow, I’m definitely going to be reading more of your work if I see it around! Keep up the AMAZING work. And your advice is pretty sound as well from the looks of things.

]]> By: Myrrh Massiel http://alphavilleherald.com/2007/02/the_5_minute_vi.html/comment-page-1#comment-36505 Myrrh Massiel Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:14:48 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=1489#comment-36505 ...heartun, i love you!.. …heartun, i love you!..

]]> By: Nacon http://alphavilleherald.com/2007/02/the_5_minute_vi.html/comment-page-1#comment-36504 Nacon Fri, 23 Feb 2007 20:28:15 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=1489#comment-36504 well... I knew she was crazy, but not that damn crazy... Jesus. well… I knew she was crazy, but not that damn crazy… Jesus.

]]> By: marilyn murphy http://alphavilleherald.com/2007/02/the_5_minute_vi.html/comment-page-1#comment-36503 marilyn murphy Fri, 23 Feb 2007 19:20:31 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=1489#comment-36503 ahh haa haa. yes yes, i have had that five minute relationship before!! but..you stopped before the stalking part kicks in. ahh haa haa. yes yes, i have had that five minute relationship before!! but..you stopped before the stalking part kicks in.

]]> By: Seola Sassoon http://alphavilleherald.com/2007/02/the_5_minute_vi.html/comment-page-1#comment-36502 Seola Sassoon Fri, 23 Feb 2007 15:26:40 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=1489#comment-36502 """"Start playing in Ko-Ro-Ba. Make up with her. Enslave her. Then sell her to someone who won't allow her to talk with you. As I understand it she would have to obey her new master or be subjected to group punishment. """ Gorean arguments aside - that's genius! “”"”Start playing in Ko-Ro-Ba. Make up with her. Enslave her. Then sell her to someone who won’t allow her to talk with you. As I understand it she would have to obey her new master or be subjected to group punishment. “”"

Gorean arguments aside – that’s genius!

]]> By: Tenshi Vielle http://alphavilleherald.com/2007/02/the_5_minute_vi.html/comment-page-1#comment-36501 Tenshi Vielle Fri, 23 Feb 2007 13:13:59 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=1489#comment-36501 ROTFL... "I call FBI ON U IF U DON STOP" hahaha... I'm going to use that the next time I talk to some newbie idiot. ROTFL… “I call FBI ON U IF U DON STOP”

hahaha… I’m going to use that the next time I talk to some newbie idiot.

]]> By: Prokofy Neva http://alphavilleherald.com/2007/02/the_5_minute_vi.html/comment-page-1#comment-36500 Prokofy Neva Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:56:36 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=1489#comment-36500 >has limited bandwidth -- she can't rezz quickly after teleporting, she has inventory problems and several other frustrating issues. These are really serious modern issues. It used to be, if she couldn't cook, if she wouldn't put out, that could kill a marriage. In today's world, limited bandwidth and inventory management issues are relationship-killers. Don't let it happen to YOU, kids. Stay on top of your connection! >has limited bandwidth — she can’t rezz quickly after teleporting, she has inventory problems and several other frustrating issues.

These are really serious modern issues. It used to be, if she couldn’t cook, if she wouldn’t put out, that could kill a marriage. In today’s world, limited bandwidth and inventory management issues are relationship-killers. Don’t let it happen to YOU, kids. Stay on top of your connection!

]]> By: Talon Sidek http://alphavilleherald.com/2007/02/the_5_minute_vi.html/comment-page-1#comment-36499 Talon Sidek Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:42:01 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=1489#comment-36499 "5 Minute Relationship"? More like a 5 minute verbal griefing. I'm sure you thought is was funny, though. I know he started the conversation, but at least pick on someone who speaks English as a first language. “5 Minute Relationship”? More like a 5 minute verbal griefing. I’m sure you thought is was funny, though. I know he started the conversation, but at least pick on someone who speaks English as a first language.

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