“Doctors discover cybersex restores potency, aids weight loss”

Ok, so I was joking. But I am outdone by an apparently serious story:

The Use of Virtual Reality in Psychiatry and Psychology. See the sections on “Virtual Reality in Eating Disorders” and “VR Based Therapy for the Treatment of Impotence and Premature Ejaculation”.

I’d have liked to have written a headline about Furries, but I don’t think I’m going to be able to do better than “Thrown to the Wolves: A newbie discovers yiffing”.

PS. Ok, I can’t resist:

“Thai clinic to offer species reassignment surgery”

The Pope will visit Second Life Herald – reveals!!!

After the world class breaking news of the last month (The Catholic Church bought a 4 sims Estate to build a virtual Vatican City) Heralds comes back to you with an even more startling exclusive news!

Today, an undisclosed Vatican source revealed to our Red Hot Top Big Reporter, Prokofy Neva, that the Pope Benedict XVI in person will be in SL during the inauguration day of the sim, for his first virtual Pastoral Visit to our beloved metaverse.

In the conversation it was also said that this SL First will be managed and organized by the SL consulting firm the Vatican Bank acquired during the last weeks, the Holy Virtual Lambs (formerly known as Electric Sheep Company), and that the papal dress will be especially designed by TorridWear as single no copy, no transfer item.

When asked how they plan to deal with the limited number of avatars a SL sim can stand, and if they will have a limited access policy, the source simply stated, that none will be barred to attend the ceremony: “If Second Life is Good it will stand, if it is Evil it will crash” were the words.

When we asked Torley Linden to comment, he flatly refuse to release any official statement, limiting himself to declare that he put his trust on the new stability improvement released in the last patch. However is chat lines where badly misspelled, as if his hands were wildly trembling, so we invite our readers to take this as our cautious interpretation.

This will be the first time a Chief of State visiting Second Life, and the second for religious leader, after the unfortunate one of Reverend Moon in which he was grified with Flying Penises and scripted Holy Water.

The exact day of the visit is not yet unveiled and will be probably communicated at he last minute for security reason. Stay tuned on our site for updates!

Ombrone
in SL: Albert Falck

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Mud Sim

Linden Labs declares in a public meeting that their servers and their client software is completely free from problems and that user error is more likely the cause of all their customer’s complaints. “It’s a known fact that human error is several orders of magnitude more commonplace than computer error,” said Anonymous Linden, who didn’t want her name revealed as badly as she wanted her cleavage to be. “People have to understand that if they try to use their computers for what they want to do instead of what we want them to do, there are going to be problems. Our software and our hardware is bleeding edge; we’ve put lots of time and money into it. It’s perfect.”

The interview was cut short by the Mud Sim crashing, and all 30 avatars returned to their homes.

Angel – nice lateral thinking there!

Economic – I don’t see LL pimping the SLLA…

Inigo – Perfect!