Comments on: Alien Invasion Imminent!

By: Onder Skall

Onder Skall — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 21:57:53 +0000

You’re not one to be underestimated Tenshi. Read me like a book there.

By: Nacon

Nacon — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 21:25:49 +0000

ahh another Star Wars clone/copybot non-sense. More kiddies fucking around. Easier to just log out or TP with estate window open and kick from there. Doing air show with their 1,000 prims ships, how cute.

By: Croniq Novi

Croniq Novi — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 20:51:44 +0000

Teddy? – Teddy?! Where is the bastard hiding? – Since he abandoned his duty as technician aboard the craft, he has succombed to your pathetic race’s trivial enjoyments.
As I understand it, he has grown just as sick of it as we – but unlike us – he tends to whine and moan about it.
So what you heard through this outdated OmniTranslator technology of yours, is pure wishfull thinking from Teddy’s side.

Rest assured humans – your doom is imminent – the invasion will go on as planned.

By: Tenshi Vielle

Tenshi Vielle — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 15:38:38 +0000

*gives Onder five minutes of attention*

By: shockwave yareach

shockwave yareach — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 13:04:28 +0000

HEADLINE: Aliens Invade and Retreat in same day

Fearless Leader of the Hordes, who told us through his OmniTranslator Unit that his name was “Teddy”, announced that his massive armies were already planning to leave the Earth and never return. He apologized to anyone who might have been crushed under the landing feet of their 10,000 interstellar spacecraft, but went on to explain that when you are coming to a world bent on global conquest, parking correctly isn’t high on the list of priorities.

This reporter went on to ask him why they were leaving the Earth so soon. Hadn’t they spent 5 years just getting here and wasnt’ their weaponry so superior to our own that we are essentialy defenseless before them?”

“Yes, that is true,” the translator said, making sense of Teddy’s series of grunts, belches and the occassional fart which is used as punctuation. “Your planet cannot withstand our onslaught. But why should we bother? The last time we looked at your puny planet, some 50 of your Earth Years ago, you were innocent, intelligent and worthy of conquest. And look at you now! There is tentacle sex in your cartoons. Your young leave home early for decadent lives of drugs and carnal delights. You even have a tyrant in charge already, for the love of… Tell me, just what can we do to you people that you haven’t already invented and done to yourselves?”

Teddy later mentioned the possibility of importing some Earth materials to their home planet. He said that Fox News was inspiring and would give his own propoganda people lessons to learn.