Comments on: Zero Residents Online – Jeff Linden Eats Crayons!

By: Beta dude

Beta dude — Sat, 26 May 2007 11:47:53 +0000

The picture of the headsets is simply a link to “real” headsets that LL has “partnered” with to get a deal for those that require them if they decide to use voice and are in need of a set. They are not selling avatar headsets.

Two points though – 1st these are not a “deal” these are hi-end headsets – in the $40 to $80 US price range and are way more than is needed to use voice. 2nd, if LL is “partnered” with this hi-end company and you know they are going to get a percentage on any sales then it makes you wonder if the push to get voice on ASAP has something to do with LL and making yet more money on whats supposed to be a “cool” new feature. They have to pay that 20% of staff working of this thing somehow i guess.

By: ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ — Sat, 26 May 2007 01:30:51 +0000

I c what u did thar

By: Hazim

Hazim — Sat, 26 May 2007 01:20:48 +0000

http://voter5.mygeekspace.net/blog/

PENIS!

By: Funk Schnook

Funk Schnook — Fri, 25 May 2007 19:34:47 +0000

Those “headsets” are actually some DJ headphones I make/sell at FNKY! Looks like someone at LL got creative and added a little mic (or just combined them with a multi-gadget?)

By: NobodyImportant

NobodyImportant — Fri, 25 May 2007 18:12:48 +0000

How do I assembled Statue of the Silver Monkey? ¯\(º_o)/¯

By: StallionSeven

StallionSeven — Fri, 25 May 2007 11:43:10 +0000

I suppose there is a story here somewhere.

It is somewhat less than a surprise that the Herald didn’t actually find it.

By: Nacon

Nacon — Fri, 25 May 2007 05:59:58 +0000

Pixeleen and Prok… hold your ass up and bllllooooww out everything with your almighty force.

…cause no one really cares what you’re barking about.
(You’re still an idiot though.)

By: mootykips

mootykips — Fri, 25 May 2007 04:59:04 +0000

oh I forgot, this is the way to cash out lindens. You could start by running to the Room of the Three Gargoyles. Push in the right tongue, and a door might lead you down a staircase into the Wall Climb. Here you must choose your next path. You could race up to the Observatory, spin the sundial, and pass into the Room of the Golden Idols. Once there, push down on their bases to release the doors. That may take you below or lead you into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Assemble the Statue there, and you may be headed for the Torch Room. If the elevator is up, you could jump in the elevator and descend into the Mine Shaft. Next, you could climb up the ladder or plow through the stone wall. Find the key, and it may unlock the Tombs of the Ancient Kings, allowing you to enter the Swamp. If you escape, you might have a chance to sit upon the Throne of the Pretender. If the correct door is unlocked, you could crawl through the Pit of Despair and, finally, make your way through the Cave of Sighs and back to the Temple Gates. The choices are yours and yours alone. GOOD LUCK.

By: mootykips

mootykips — Fri, 25 May 2007 04:57:08 +0000

More like “how do I maked up random user and economic totals then inflate them -_(o_O)_-”.

You could spend your space monies by cashing out into REAL DOLARZ but since I heard that takes sacrifice of seven virgins to Philip Linden, a 7 gigawatt laser rifle, immediate forfeiture of your car title (no credit check!) and a venture through Olmec’s Hidden Temple.

…or maybe “my squirrels” got run over by a lazy database tech?

By: Prokofy Neva

Prokofy Neva — Fri, 25 May 2007 03:24:53 +0000

Let me finish the sentence for that clueless ‘HOW DO I” gal:

“How do I spent $1,247,597 in 24 hours when there are 0 people online? Easy, I fake the numbers!”