Comments on: Noobie to SLebrity in No Time! http://alphavilleherald.com/2007/08/what-a-noobsanc.html Always Fairly Unbalanced Tue, 04 Oct 2016 13:18:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: tired of dumb noobs http://alphavilleherald.com/2007/08/what-a-noobsanc.html/comment-page-1#comment-22942 tired of dumb noobs Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:23:35 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=1104#comment-22942 "It's depressing to hear noobs ask for a job right after they've logged in. Is that what SL has done for online recreation- turned it into work? I create things and sell them because it is fun. If it ever became a 'job' in the conventional sense, I'd quit." Agreed. $20 US gets you a bit over $5000L, which can go pretty far. This translates into approximately 14 euros, approximately $24 Australian, about $21 Canadian, and almost ten pounds. If this amount of money is enough to break you financially, it's time to get off the computer and get a real job. “It’s depressing to hear noobs ask for a job right after they’ve logged in. Is that what SL has done for online recreation- turned it into work? I create things and sell them because it is fun. If it ever became a ‘job’ in the conventional sense, I’d quit.”

Agreed. $20 US gets you a bit over $5000L, which can go pretty far. This translates into approximately 14 euros, approximately $24 Australian, about $21 Canadian, and almost ten pounds. If this amount of money is enough to break you financially, it’s time to get off the computer and get a real job.

]]> By: mootykips http://alphavilleherald.com/2007/08/what-a-noobsanc.html/comment-page-1#comment-22941 mootykips Tue, 28 Aug 2007 20:37:40 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=1104#comment-22941 This reminded me of World of Warcraft guides. hay bbl im grinding Second Life 0-cyber in like a week lolz This reminded me of World of Warcraft guides.

hay bbl im grinding Second Life 0-cyber in like a week lolz

]]> By: Jessica Holyoke http://alphavilleherald.com/2007/08/what-a-noobsanc.html/comment-page-1#comment-22940 Jessica Holyoke Tue, 28 Aug 2007 17:33:14 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=1104#comment-22940 not sure if my earlier comment went through..... I always wanted to ask this, but it seems awkward. If you're a male avatar, and you don't want to have SL sex, do you still try to get a penis attachment? not sure if my earlier comment went through…..

I always wanted to ask this, but it seems awkward. If you’re a male avatar, and you don’t want to have SL sex, do you still try to get a penis attachment?

]]> By: Second Lulz Vigilante http://alphavilleherald.com/2007/08/what-a-noobsanc.html/comment-page-1#comment-22939 Second Lulz Vigilante Tue, 28 Aug 2007 17:23:12 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=1104#comment-22939 Better Answers: "How do I get a penis?" If all you're here for is cybersex odds are you'll be gone in 6 months anyway. So why should I bother helping you acquire a dick? "Why don't I already have one?" Hey noob, are we talking about SL or RL here? lol! "Can I have sex without it?" It's not real sex. It's just you and somebody else fapping to pics on a screen so your question is worthless. "Wanna have sex?" Quit bothering my female friends and go fapp to some videos on YouPorn, ya worthless little crayola-skinned hobgoblin. Horny noobs: The cancer that is killing SL. @Aaliyah Munro "If you happen to have some L$s, I'd advice you to take the trek over to Xcite- those are my personal favs, and are pretty fun to use." codec bragged to me that the PN have a penis device that also emits annoying green text over and over again. I'd say this is evidence that the PN members are slowly being assimilated into SL fappery. Better Answers:

“How do I get a penis?”

If all you’re here for is cybersex odds are you’ll be gone in 6 months anyway. So why should I bother helping you acquire a dick?

“Why don’t I already have one?”

Hey noob, are we talking about SL or RL here? lol!

“Can I have sex without it?”

It’s not real sex. It’s just you and somebody else fapping to pics on a screen so your question is worthless.

“Wanna have sex?”

Quit bothering my female friends and go fapp to some videos on YouPorn, ya worthless little crayola-skinned hobgoblin.

Horny noobs: The cancer that is killing SL.

@Aaliyah Munro

“If you happen to have some L$s, I’d advice you to take the trek over to Xcite- those are my personal favs, and are pretty fun to use.”

codec bragged to me that the PN have a penis device that also emits annoying green text over and over again. I’d say this is evidence that the PN members are slowly being assimilated into SL fappery.

]]> By: Advertiser Oh http://alphavilleherald.com/2007/08/what-a-noobsanc.html/comment-page-1#comment-22938 Advertiser Oh Tue, 28 Aug 2007 16:11:30 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=1104#comment-22938 Ann yOtoole - I know you are aware of what happens to people who blatantly self-advertise in comments here don't you? Go back to your impotent bitchin' at the lindens on their blog. ...or did they warn you about self-promoting there too? Here's a novel idea Ann - BUY A FREAKIN' AD LIKE THE REST OF US! A quick tip for noobs - if you see someone self-promoting their store in comments, its most likely a trap. If you don't get robbed of all the L$s you have, you'll end up scrubbing her floors for L$1 an hour - or worse. Ann yOtoole – I know you are aware of what happens to people who blatantly self-advertise in comments here don’t you?

Go back to your impotent bitchin’ at the lindens on their blog.

…or did they warn you about self-promoting there too?

Here’s a novel idea Ann – BUY A FREAKIN’ AD LIKE THE REST OF US!

A quick tip for noobs – if you see someone self-promoting their store in comments, its most likely a trap. If you don’t get robbed of all the L$s you have, you’ll end up scrubbing her floors for L$1 an hour – or worse.

]]> By: Ann Otoole http://alphavilleherald.com/2007/08/what-a-noobsanc.html/comment-page-1#comment-22937 Ann Otoole Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:31:59 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=1104#comment-22937 Newcomers can stop by Unique Needs! for a free avatar makeover. Thousands have already. And the skins are good enough to get a job with. These kits are upgraded as I find or make better items to go in them. Sorry no free male genitalia. Newcomers can stop by Unique Needs! for a free avatar makeover. Thousands have already. And the skins are good enough to get a job with. These kits are upgraded as I find or make better items to go in them. Sorry no free male genitalia.

]]> By: Observer http://alphavilleherald.com/2007/08/what-a-noobsanc.html/comment-page-1#comment-22936 Observer Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:47:00 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=1104#comment-22936 Aaliyah, you're an idiot. Xcite iare the best? You're drunk and stupid. Yay... Clicky sex. Aaliyah, you’re an idiot. Xcite iare the best? You’re drunk and stupid. Yay… Clicky sex.

]]> By: humanoid http://alphavilleherald.com/2007/08/what-a-noobsanc.html/comment-page-1#comment-22935 humanoid Tue, 28 Aug 2007 05:55:47 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=1104#comment-22935 It's depressing to hear noobs ask for a job right after they've logged in. Is that what SL has done for online recreation- turned it into work? I create things and sell them because it is fun. If it ever became a 'job' in the conventional sense, I'd quit. It’s depressing to hear noobs ask for a job right after they’ve logged in. Is that what SL has done for online recreation- turned it into work? I create things and sell them because it is fun. If it ever became a ‘job’ in the conventional sense, I’d quit.

]]> By: Angel http://alphavilleherald.com/2007/08/what-a-noobsanc.html/comment-page-1#comment-22934 Angel Tue, 28 Aug 2007 00:21:12 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=1104#comment-22934 >> but a lot of places offer genitalia for free. Or... make your own, it has to be prettier than shiny newb cock. *shivers* >> I'd advice you to take the trek over to Xcite- those are my personal favs, and are pretty fun to use. If you like clickety-click sex! Personally I prefer to not even touch them ;) Strongly emoted sex is far more fun and rewarding than a few FPS like mouse movements. >> but a lot of places offer genitalia for free.

Or… make your own, it has to be prettier than shiny newb cock. *shivers*

>> I’d advice you to take the trek over to Xcite- those are my personal favs, and are pretty fun to use.

If you like clickety-click sex! Personally I prefer to not even touch them ;) Strongly emoted sex is far more fun and rewarding than a few FPS like mouse movements.

]]> By: SomethingElse http://alphavilleherald.com/2007/08/what-a-noobsanc.html/comment-page-1#comment-22933 SomethingElse Mon, 27 Aug 2007 23:56:29 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=1104#comment-22933 I know a great way to make money, write crummy articles for the SLherald as some stupid gorean roleplayer with no typing skillz. I know a great way to make money, write crummy articles for the SLherald as some stupid gorean roleplayer with no typing skillz.

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