But, I get it, its a SL ghost story for halloween, good work, I like it

#include
#include
using namespace std;

int main()
{
string articleCharacteristic[2];
articleCharacteristic[0] = “dead people”
articleCharacteristic[1] = “poems”

new article;
int currentchar = 0;
article.data = currentArticle();
article.next = writeHeraldArticle();
// if this next line fails, the only people reading the SLH are the PN or nobody is reading
while (peopleStillReading())
{
// try enticing readership with stories about “dead people” and “poems”)
if (terribleArticle(article.data)) && currentchar > 1)
article.next->article.data = (terribleArticle + articleCharacteristic[currentchar]);
else
// didn’t work, so blend “dead people” with “poem” and append to article
article.next->article.data = terribleArticle + articleCharacteristic[0] + articleCharacteristic[1];
}
return 0;
}