Comments on: Naked Truth?

By: USD

USD — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:59:24 +0000

“I personally didn’t copy/paste, even with the worst of clients. But when a large chunk of your client base thinks “strip pls” counts as foreplay and “mmmmmm ur so good” counts as cybersex, they probably won’t notice the copypasta.”
That’s thing isn’t it. It’s going to depend on the level of creativity being introduced by the ‘John’ at some point it’s going to become more time consuming trawling through your list of responses trying to find a response that fits you client than thinking up something good. At the end of the day it seems it doesn’t matter who the person at the other end is and what they are doing in real life. This is SL, a fantasy what the participants are interacting with in essence is their own imagination.

By: NOT PROK NOT PROK IS NOT PROK

NOT PROK NOT PROK IS NOT PROK — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 05:15:19 +0000

OH GOD, WHO JUST IMPERSONATED PROK?

There’s no way I’ll believe our resident crazy cat woman would admit the SL cybersex is only clicking poseballs.

Id expect her to at least work in how the PN destroy it with out so-called “lenninist propaganda”.

By: Prokofy Neva

Prokofy Neva — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 19:51:24 +0000

You rang?

Ok, here’s my edit, to try to restore the sense of rhythm to these poems which are usually excellent, but always flawed by not paying attention to the laws of poetry:

Have you ever wondered if, when a pair of avies mate,
Whether owners on the other side sit and masturbate?
When the avies join as one clicking balls to copulate
Are they really getting beers or channel-surfing News at Eight?

Is the girl whose name is Pam in fact a big fat hairy man?
Is the ‘boy’, who we’ll call Roy in fact a closet lesbian?
And what if pixel couples, not knowing any more
Were to find the truth about themselves behind the closet doors?

What Herald classic headline fits for lovers in that fix?
Involving more than metro-sex and less than chix with dix;
I suggest when you request to know the secret intellectual
Perhaps a nice generic name could be “the Meta-sexual”!

By: Prokofy Neva

Prokofy Neva — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 21:58:18 +0000

Paging Iambic Pentameter, come in please…

By: A former SL escort

A former SL escort — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:40:21 +0000

“If you just copypasta, clearly you’re not doing it for your own enjoyment. Is it just me, or does that seem dumb to me? Logging in to a game to do something you dont enjoy? ”

In theory, I agree with you. The reality is that 1) many escorts are in it solely for the money and are quite amused that guys are willing to pay for cartoon sex, so they think “why should I spend creative energy on these losers?” 2) many guys who see escorts are themselves not skilled roleplayers. I personally didn’t copy/paste, even with the worst of clients. But when a large chunk of your client base thinks “strip pls” counts as foreplay and “mmmmmm ur so good” counts as cybersex, they probably won’t notice the copypasta.

By: anon

anon — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:20:34 +0000

You know, you’d think before submitting a “poem” the author would actually read the poem out loud to make sure it’s not completely awkward and haphazard.

By: Anon

Anon — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:39:39 +0000

Question

if a male and female avatar pair have sex in sL and the female is a male in rL – does it count as gay sex or the equivalent of bringing a mate round to watch a porn video ?

does it really matter ?

By: SL is supposed to be FUN not WORK dumbass!

SL is supposed to be FUN not WORK dumbass! — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:14:52 +0000

How to recognise a bad RPer?

“All three of them said they kept a Notecard up on their screen and simply copy/pasted text into the IM window instead of actually “cumming” up with comments when they were hired for sex.”

They were FORMERLY escorts
Well…
Coincidence?

Just a little hint to those thinking copypasta is a good idea… THEY WILL NOTICE! How and why? cause copypasta doesnt take into account what the other is doing to you.

And I dont really get it either…
If you just copypasta, clearly you’re not doing it for your own enjoyment. Is it just me, or does that seem dumb to me? Logging in to a game to do something you dont enjoy?

By: dandellion Kimban

dandellion Kimban — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:13:26 +0000

hmmm… that copypaste thing could be scripted too… just to save on mechanical work….

By: Just Me

Just Me — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:26:55 +0000

While browsing around on SLexchange a few weeks ago, I ran across a set of Sex Flash Cards for guys who had “trouble expressing their feelings during sex”. After cleaning the coffee off my screen that I spit out while laughing, I got thinking about this.

Curiousity got to me and I talked to three girls on my friends list who formerly were escorts. All three of them said they kept a Notecard up on their screen and simply copy/pasted text into the IM window instead of actually “cumming” up with comments when they were hired for sex.

I’m picturing two people having SLsex …. the poseballs doing the graphics/visuals and copy/paste for the text. Talk about a mechanical process !!!!