Comments on: Jessica Holyoke Is Pulling My Chain http://alphavilleherald.com/2008/04/jessica-holyoke.html Always Fairly Unbalanced Tue, 04 Oct 2016 13:18:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: anon http://alphavilleherald.com/2008/04/jessica-holyoke.html/comment-page-1#comment-14290 anon Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:30:15 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=756#comment-14290 "I am trying desperately to sound edgy" no i'm pretty sure it was a joke that flew realllllly fucking high over your head lurk life more “I am trying desperately to sound edgy”

no i’m pretty sure it was a joke that flew realllllly fucking high over your head

lurk life more

]]> By: HeyYawannaGetfunky http://alphavilleherald.com/2008/04/jessica-holyoke.html/comment-page-1#comment-14289 HeyYawannaGetfunky Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:48:20 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=756#comment-14289 DinkyHockerShootsSmack ... I think I love you ... OMG you're funny DinkyHockerShootsSmack … I think I love you … OMG you’re funny

]]> By: Dr. Internet http://alphavilleherald.com/2008/04/jessica-holyoke.html/comment-page-1#comment-14288 Dr. Internet Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:20:25 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=756#comment-14288 Translation: BREAKING NEWS! Women are soul-sucking bitches! more at 11! Translation:

BREAKING NEWS!

Women are soul-sucking bitches!

more at 11!

]]> By: Dr. Internet http://alphavilleherald.com/2008/04/jessica-holyoke.html/comment-page-1#comment-14287 Dr. Internet Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:59:05 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=756#comment-14287 and this is why the herald is just a great source of news! and this is why the herald is just a great source of news!

]]> By: DinkyHockerShootsSmack! http://alphavilleherald.com/2008/04/jessica-holyoke.html/comment-page-1#comment-14286 DinkyHockerShootsSmack! Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:46:14 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=756#comment-14286 "Office bondage never works out." Translation: "I am trying desperately to sound edgy because I swear that someday, backbiting, drama mongering, sourpuss, know-it-all, droopy faced people will be 'in'." (just wanted to say something here, because saying things is important.) (because pixel lives are very important.) (so important that I have deluded myself into thinking that I am important.) “Office bondage never works out.”

Translation: “I am trying desperately to sound edgy because I swear that someday, backbiting, drama mongering, sourpuss, know-it-all, droopy faced people will be ‘in’.”

(just wanted to say something here, because saying things is important.)

(because pixel lives are very important.)

(so important that I have deluded myself into thinking that I am important.)

]]> By: HeyYawannaGetfunky http://alphavilleherald.com/2008/04/jessica-holyoke.html/comment-page-1#comment-14285 HeyYawannaGetfunky Wed, 16 Apr 2008 23:07:49 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=756#comment-14285 Woo baby! That made me wanna get my Alt out! see ya there? hmm, maybe not I guess. thanks for the brain food Wendell ;-) Woo baby! That made me wanna get my Alt out! see ya there? hmm, maybe not I guess. thanks for the brain food Wendell ;-)

]]> By: Tenshi Vielle http://alphavilleherald.com/2008/04/jessica-holyoke.html/comment-page-1#comment-14284 Tenshi Vielle Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:53:00 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=756#comment-14284 Office bondage never works out. Office bondage never works out.

]]> By: Darien Caldwell http://alphavilleherald.com/2008/04/jessica-holyoke.html/comment-page-1#comment-14283 Darien Caldwell Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:33:28 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=756#comment-14283 Yes, it was well written. And as for why, I think that should be obvious. Free advertising, anyone? :) Yes, it was well written. And as for why, I think that should be obvious. Free advertising, anyone? :)

]]> By: Unwashed Mass http://alphavilleherald.com/2008/04/jessica-holyoke.html/comment-page-1#comment-14282 Unwashed Mass Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:46:51 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=756#comment-14282 Actually, I thought it was rather well written :) Actually, I thought it was rather well written :)

]]> By: Alyx Stoklitsky http://alphavilleherald.com/2008/04/jessica-holyoke.html/comment-page-1#comment-14281 Alyx Stoklitsky Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:18:40 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=756#comment-14281 While I don't really have anything against you acting out your dominatrix fantasies with your e-work colleagues (ha ha, e-work.)Do I really need or want to be informed of your exploits? Is this really the right place for it? Are the herald readers (90% /b/tards and their various opposing factions and individuals) really interested? I'm sure you could have found dozens of enthralled readers and captivated an audience of likeminded fetishists/weirdos within SL by distributing your tales on notecards as some form of homebrew erotic litreature.... But instead you chose to hop up on the podium and declare your woman-worshipping prowess to all, whether they wanted to hear it or not. in short: Your 'article' TL;DR, and I really could give two shits about your cybersex. You fail. While I don’t really have anything against you acting out your dominatrix fantasies with your e-work colleagues (ha ha, e-work.)Do I really need or want to be informed of your exploits?

Is this really the right place for it? Are the herald readers (90% /b/tards and their various opposing factions and individuals) really interested?

I’m sure you could have found dozens of enthralled readers and captivated an audience of likeminded fetishists/weirdos within SL by distributing your tales on notecards as some form of homebrew erotic litreature…. But instead you chose to hop up on the podium and declare your woman-worshipping prowess to all, whether they wanted to hear it or not.

in short: Your ‘article’ TL;DR, and I really could give two shits about your cybersex.

You fail.

]]>