Comments on: Are World of Warcraft Players Better Lovers?

By: Biff

Biff — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 15:27:48 +0000

Hey Pounamu Kohime… FUCK YOU you loser fucking fat shit!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Fucker!

By: Pounamu Kohime

Pounamu Kohime — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:01:10 +0000

Of course a story like this would provoke vitriolic attacks, name calling, disgust – it’s no less than what I expect from the Herald and its reader base, who seem to average the intellect and maturity of a ten year old. It is just toooooo damn easy to take refuge behind your pc and lambast these two folks whose only failure is that they are human with very human weaknesses. Fat? Well nuke America that country is a nation of fatties. Ugly? Well hell the only ugliness I’ve seen so far are the hearts and minds of the posters on SL Herald, who seem to be rage infested rejects of society. They are overweight therefore they don’t deserve to find love, companionship? Every single one of us knows at least one big person in their lives – perhaps a loved person in your family – would you truly hurt those you love with such shameful comments? Their relationship failed – so what, look at the most successful people in history, their lives are littered with failures, that’s what inspired them to become great. And if none of you have experienced the crushing disappointment of a failed romance or marriage, then I say – you haven’t lived!

Get over yourselves people. I challenge any of you that are flawless examples of the human race, without any physical, mental and spiritual imperfections, to have an article written about your shining and amazing REAL LIFE selves and share with us. Go on, I dare you.

By: Pappy Enoch

Pappy Enoch — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 10:32:10 +0000

Ya’ll go rite ahead an’ make fun o’ us fatty-fats.

Fo’ a “PLUS SIZE” boy, this-hear story shows mee wun thang: they am hope fo’ fat fellers in this-hear wirld! Pappy likes big-lovin’ (it am good if’n yu ain’t got no heat in yo’ trailur o’ shack).

How cood that boy give her up! Mo’ room fo’ Pap! HOO WHEE–pass the Crisco an’ some Pillsbury flour!

I’ll call her mah lil’ love-dumplin!

By: Pappy Enoch

Pappy Enoch — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 10:32:10 +0000

Ya’ll go rite ahead an’ make fun o’ us fatty-fats.

How cood that boy give her up! Mo’ room fo’ Pap! HOO WHEE–pass the Crisco an’ some Pillsbury flour!

I’ll call her mah lil’ love-dumplin!

By: Baron Cuttlesmith von Blogharder, Esqu, MD

Baron Cuttlesmith von Blogharder, Esqu, MD — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:13:17 +0000

To the fatties: there’s reasons why across cultures you are ugly, ugly fucks and losers. I’m going to drop down some anthropology on your bloated dome.

Sexual desirability in men is linked to manliness, which is all about testosterone, which provides manly facial features and muscle definition. If you are bloated, it means your body has _lost the war of manliness_. There’s no muscle definition, and instead only useless weight. Also, your face becomes a fat mess, and the distinguishing facial characteristics of manhood are disguised by oh so many rolls of lard. If you are fat, women think “genetic failure” and reject you as such. They don’t want your sperm.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:52:54 +0000

@ Emperor norton

I DETECT BUTTHURT IN THIS SECTOR, CAPTAIN.

By: Baron Cuttlesmith von Blogharder, Esqu, MD

Baron Cuttlesmith von Blogharder, Esqu, MD — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:55:27 +0000

Emperor Norton: I run a successful medical practice/law office/financial adviser service in real life. It is a unique experience as my clients are able to complete legal forms while having a colonoscope engage in primary exploration of the bowels, and listen to be give advice on what stocks to short sell the fuck out of in order to make money off of other’s tears.

Second Life serves as an invaluable business tool to me and my staff, who are all required to play it at least an hour a day. By witnessing the total fuckcluster of idiocy in this game, it makes the minor annoyances of patient-clients a lot less easier to swallow.

When not working, I survey my right Baronical lands, frequently evicting filthy underclassmen from their homes for laughs.

By: Stephie

Stephie — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 14:24:00 +0000

MAN THE HARPOONS!

By: Emperor Norton hears a Who

Emperor Norton hears a Who — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 11:32:14 +0000

Baron Cuttlesmith “A great remind of how “trolling” in SL is not, in fact, disruptive, but right patriotic. These sort of failmonglers need to be insulted, ridiculed, and called out upon, in order to facilitate a healthy cleansing of shit from the community.”

Excellent point and twenty something losers living in moma’s basement, play computer games all day and can only relate to other people by attacking them are just the perfect people to do it. Young luzer, meet old luzer. Don’t try and think about how in twenty years that old tubby luzer will be you. Just keep on eating the Cheetos and everything will be alright.

And oh yes Baron Cuttlesmith, you don’t jack it to pixels ’cause you have a RL girfriend. We really believe you.

Honestly.

By: Surreality

Surreality — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 07:56:52 +0000

“Would it hurt to remember that these two are REAL FAT PEOPLE with REAL PATHETIC FEELINGS?”

Fixed.