Comments on: Central Database Humiliated by Slave Uprising!

By: Alyx Stoklitsky

Alyx Stoklitsky — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 14:57:43 +0000

I suppose you’re going to tell me that the jumper on my slave hard drive is actually a collar?

Congratulation on you highschool-IT-class joke.

By: MachineCode

MachineCode — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:30:16 +0000

This is kind of like when I was told that they really do call them ‘male’ and ‘female’ ports on computers. Except there was no one else around to act clueless and make poor and pointless esoteric gorean comparisons that aren’t funny.

By: Eva Ryan

Eva Ryan — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:04:03 +0000

…and this is the reaction of the residents when the grid finally crashes…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9hg0uMwUrI

By: LOL

LOL — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:03:03 +0000

Damn I allways knew the lab were degenerate perverts, but now to make thier hardware suffer the fate of gor. For fuck sakes lets just hope the slave\master switch server is not using restrained life

By: Uncle Gabby

Uncle Gabby — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:06:28 +0000

Damn you to hell. You stole an idea for my blog.

If only I’d not been so damned drunk when the slave/master language of the LL remarks made me fall out of my chair, spilling beer everywhere.

Hmmm…will we be seeing silks and collars on roly-poly DB managers, forced to their dimpled knees in titillating humiliation??

GAWD. I’m blind. I need another drink!

By: Emperor Norton Hears a Who?

Emperor Norton Hears a Who? — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 12:21:00 +0000

Dear California Condor,

People consider me mad for declaring myself Emperor of California and the Protector of Mexico after going bust on bummer of a rice deal. That they only honor my self minted money and decrees out of shear sympathy and an excuse to give me a free meal without embarrassing me. With that in mind even I, Emperor Joshua A Norton I of California, firmly maintain that only a truly pathetic loser would rattle of quotes from some stupid soft porn books like Gor like it was wisdom of the ages.

By: George Zimmer, Founder and CEO of Men's Warehouse

George Zimmer, Founder and CEO of Men's Warehouse — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 11:48:27 +0000

I think this would be more like Linden Labs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMHAZwR-BdQ

By: GreenLantern Excelsior

GreenLantern Excelsior — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 11:42:46 +0000

Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.

By: California Condor

California Condor — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 10:55:18 +0000

Probably just the Gorean holiday of Kajuralia where the slave gets to play the master. Just say “Kajuralia!”, drink some paga and have a good laugh. (c.f. Assassin of Gor, book 5 of Gor series)

By: Cheeky Loon

Cheeky Loon — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 10:10:23 +0000

LOL. Nice one.