Comments on: Lindens Court Hillbilly-and-Redneck Market?

By: Obvious troll is obvious

Obvious troll is obvious — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 04:56:41 +0000

Y’all posting in a troll thread, you do realize that dont you?

Guessing by the number of comments… LAWL

By: Tenshi Vielle

Tenshi Vielle — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 22:06:18 +0000

This is classic. F’ing Herald Classic. I LOL’d.

By: Valentina Kendal

Valentina Kendal — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 12:45:51 +0000

This i very funny, except every time I see that start-up screen I think to myself ‘who the hell dresses like that to go fishing??’
(and for the record, even some of us yankees find the southern bashing a bit offensive too, not to mention probably confusing as hell for your readers from other countries)

By: Debi Dastardly

Debi Dastardly — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 00:36:17 +0000

Hey I resemble this I come from poor white trash I’m deeply offended ……….not lol

By: Hey Tenchi

Hey Tenchi — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:00:47 +0000

@Tenchi Morigi

No one is bashing your ‘originality’ to act like The Beverly HillBillies in where ever sim you are. No one cares about you or Pappy.

No, what they are complaining about is the fact that your friend tried to bring his dyslexia inducing ‘accent’ into an internet tabloid article. Believe it or not, we prefer to be able to read the hilariously shitty posts. You may find this crap funny or wise or whatever, but I’ll call it what it is: shit. Leave it in your own sim instead of forcing it on us.

By: Tenchi Morigi

Tenchi Morigi — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 02:05:42 +0000

I simply can´t stop laughing … not at the article but at the comments.
I know Pappy for two years now and he and I had some of the best times in SL … and that even without the need of jumping out of our clothes actually.

SL is weird and there are quite a few “fetishes” that are weirder then someone living up to his Hillbilly heritage. In fact listening a bit closer to him will notice the deep wisdom that are hidden behind them.

But I guess since he isn´t part of your BDSM parlors, won´t whip you back bloody and does not have talking genitals, talking prim baby bellies or talking prim baby genitals make him useless.

Its a real pity to see once again how insensitive some people react when someone offers a new facette for a SL figure that is NOT out of the regular Sex-, Gor-, Surferhunk-, Barbiegirl-, Cute Furry Fox Shelf. Your lack of imagination and lack to appreciate originality disappoints me.

T
(Member of the Enoch Holler Hellbillies since 2007)

By: General Drama

General Drama — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:05:29 +0000

Jezus Pix, if you want a hick to write for you, ask Enus Linden. There is a difference between having a twang and being illiterate.

By: Tizzers BnT

Tizzers BnT — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:21:11 +0000

I’m actually quite offended by this. Classism sucks.

By: Patrick Cleburne

Patrick Cleburne — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 13:38:18 +0000

You “journalists” wouldn’t know a redneck if he ran over your sorry asses in a Camaro.

If you want to learn how to write in a Southern dialect I would suggest reading Willaim Faulkner because your article comes off like it was written by some dumb ape from the rust belt or even worse, up in New York. God damn yankees.

By: Jezz Enoch

Jezz Enoch — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 09:19:47 +0000

Will YU all shut up! Lard-butt am a Southerner–frum Ol’ Virginny SW o’ Galax–an’ my worf’less brother.

That no good, tom-cattin’, bandy-legged, pussel-gut, retarded pole cat owes me 135 MILLION Linden Dollars an’ a glass eye. This writin’ thing am the first idear he dun had that got me anything more’n “Sissy, I promises tu git you sum munny tu buy an eyeball when I gits out o’ jail.”

Southerners am allowed tu make fun o’ ourselves. If’n a Yankee duz it, that am differunt: we jist shoots ‘em. But I wood love tu hear the names they calls us, so’s I kin use ‘em on fat-stuff in kase he don’t pay up (and then shoot his fat butt).