Comments on: ADV: Exotic Dancer Competition – SL Cultural Event of the Season

By: Pappy Enoch

Pappy Enoch — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 16:29:56 +0000

@ Profusser C

Yu gits 1 (wun) Linden. Jist drop me a holler in-world.

What Linden you want? I tried to git M Linden but he orbited my butt. I reckon I’ll try Torley next. He am rite agreeable. I plans tu git him drunk n’ leave him on yo’ fake front porch.

By: Professor C

Professor C — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:00:04 +0000

@ Pappy Enoch

You owe me a Linden.

@ Jump – A – Man

The adult changes have always been in place. Thus why you had to lie in the first place. But then again I wouldn’t expect you to know much at all. After the first couple of crashes I ended up leaving calling the show an epic failure. Which as I am hearing from my sources. It was a total flop and barely happened at all. Good job wasting all the money there Jumpy.

By: Jumpman Lane

Jumpman Lane — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 21:47:22 +0000

@ prof c oh u idiot, Zara Linden is my friend. i invited her BEFORE that Linden adult crap. She accepted. She declined to be judge. I DID lie and say it was a beauty contest. i know friday afternoons at the lab the Lindens party (caws i went to oneofher partis in world one friday). She imed methatshe couldntcome after i came cleanand sent her a notecard detailin it as a strip off. THEN she declined. THEN i found out about the adult changes. hence her “hi jumpman, i won’t be able to attend the event. i did not know it was a stripper contest.”

By: Jumpman Lane

Jumpman Lane — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 21:32:48 +0000

well crap i crashed a few sims and in the end had it at my dump lol
siggy the bitch u can come next time

By: Pappy Enoch

Pappy Enoch — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:09:38 +0000

Profussur C, I reckon they am odds I could run wif. I bets yu 1 (wun) Linden Fake Dollur yu am a-gonna git it rite good from ol’ Jumpyman (who am the only feller hoo wrecks his English worse’n me round here).

Ought tu be rite fun when he commences rippin’ n’ roarin’ n’ tearin’ yu a new wun.

I gits me 100 Fake Dollurs if’n he hits on sum’buddy else (I’ll send ‘em rite back wif sum Shine).

He dun wailed on me a heap o’ times. But this time yu am the deer in them headlights.

By: Professor C

Professor C — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:19:47 +0000

Who wants to place bets that the first person Jump-a-man goes off on is me? I think 100-1 if he doesn’t take it to me at all.

By: Pappy Enoch

Pappy Enoch — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:11:19 +0000

Ol’ Prof C dun sed:

“This has GOT to be the most asinine thing…What is sad is that this popularity contest of who can promise to fuck the right judge or all of them”

Judges git that? SIGN mee up to judge NOW!

Uh…say, what du “asinine” mean?

Uh oh.

Don’t sign me up. I ain’t a-goin’ thar, nor squealin’ like no pig.

By: Alyx Stoklitsky

Alyx Stoklitsky — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:58:21 +0000

@Howlowcanyougo? “One of the Judges has been perma banned from SL under their previous AV for griefing.”

Tizzers Foxchase was banned for pasting chatlogs inworld, not for ‘griefing’.

By: Professor C

Professor C — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:39:41 +0000

My dear God. This has GOT to be the most asinine thing I have seen in a rather long time. What is sad is that this popularity contest of who can promise to fuck the right judge or all of them… It’s not going to help the actual issue at hand over the Age verification issue happening as we speak.

On top of that how brilliant was it to try and invite a Linden to a STRIP SHOW. This just further goes to show how little of brain power Jump-a-man really has. even still I will be there to watch the show. Just to give a good report on how much of an utter fail it is.

By: Pappy Enoch

Pappy Enoch — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:15:31 +0000

I’m a gonna git mee a Daisy-Mae gal avatar figure an’ dance so ding-dang hot ol’ Jumpman Lee am gonna jump out o’ his leather britches.

Whee hoo. If fellers kin be gals in SL, I’ll be the hottest hillbilly gal in the fake wirld!

Du they got ol’ timey git-nekkid music at this-hear klub? I needs me sum Conway Twitty to shake my thing the rite way!