Comments on: Upcoming Changes for Hillbilly Content™

By: Granny Clampett Linden

Granny Clampett Linden — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:14:49 +0000

Linden Lab deleted Jethro’s account for allowing the truth of Linden PG to leak.

Murderers!

By: Buddy Ebsen Linden

Buddy Ebsen Linden — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:08:50 +0000

And up through the ground came some bubbling crude.. black gold, Texas tea.

By: Darling Brody

Darling Brody — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:08:32 +0000

This is a funny article and makes for some fun reading. However the photo is not funny when you think about what it really is. A large number of people are being torchered and impressioned with no trial and no chance of every be released. Probably not the best photo to be using. Why not get a bunch of furrys and build a cage around them in SL for the photo?

By: Melissa Yeuxdoux

Melissa Yeuxdoux — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 20:24:05 +0000

Of course, the quote from “Mattie Groves” is highly selective; the full line is “Never will I hear it said that I slew a naked man.” You’re right about the misogyny, though.

By: Professor C

Professor C — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 20:21:29 +0000

Wow. I love this parody. This was done very well and you deserve points for the hilarity of this article.

I can honestly say I have nothing bad to troll about with this one.

By: lol

lol — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:34:02 +0000

Jethro Linden dont exist

By: target: fur

target: fur — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 17:30:03 +0000

I always thought that some shrewd business person could make some good profit if they could talk some worker avatars into dressing up in Furry Drag and then have them walk back and forth and around in a target area where regular people, with their favorite guns, could pay a small amount of Linden spacebux and in return, get like 10 minutes of free for all shooting fun where they can unload any and all weapons that they brought with them in the direction of any Furry in sight. Maybe have the furrys hide a little bit behind trees and stuff, and in holes, so when you find them and shoot them they pop up and start hollerin and baaaawin you know? THAT would be cool. I would show up to pay to blast furrys fairly regularly I bet. A furry shootin arcade!

By: Pappy Enoch

Pappy Enoch — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 14:21:36 +0000

Thank Gawd they am sumbody tu stick up fo’ us. I are cryin’ my po’ eyes out I are so happy now.

By Jingo! I gots an idear! Let’s shoot sum Linden Gorillas–reckollect how they bangs on stuff when the Grid am down?

They am the worst sort o’ Furry, in my book:

http://www.slprofiles.com/picturedetail.asp?id=55790&t=2

By: Sitearm Madonna

Sitearm Madonna — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 13:37:58 +0000

must… stop… laffing…

You guys are the Geniuses of Goad, Masters of Mot, and Paragons of Parody!

By: Emperor Norton hears a who?

Emperor Norton hears a who? — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 11:37:27 +0000

Now let us be fair here General Drama; Furrys have only themselves to blame if they fatten themselves up so much to make good possum stew. In defense of Hillbillies they only take the weak and sickly Furrys so their will be a concern for the general health of the Furry community. If Hillbillies are removed from the SL natural-virtual environment there could be an overpopulation of Furrys, resulting in starvation and mass disease.

If SL ever looks like an Australian rabbit plague with starving Furrys gnawing the paint off our prims we can only blame ourselves our anti-Hillbilly bigotry.