And, nice try on the sister thing and the misdirection. That only works if you’ve been careful enough to leave no trace. And you haven’t.

I would call 2 smileys for 3-4 lines of text too much, yes.

You also don’t seem to know what /i/ is, it exists across many chans and irc networks and was never “permanently shut down”

The first “furry spy” actually spent 6 months trying to infiltrate pn so he could be paid 200 dollars by someone, the second wasn’t one to begin with, but “became” one after banning at some attempt to get back at us (he was banned for being dramatic), he then spent the next few months calling everyone closet furries before fading away.

@Witness X

It’s pretty well known that I wasn’t ever living in Toronto, you should of known better than that, and me mentioning a sister once could of easily of been a lie.

Nice try though, but “doxing” isn’t that simple when someone doesn’t give their personal information out or allow it to be associated to their email. That’s why I can pick out movie names and furries eat it up thinking its me, because of the desperate obsession with things they simply aren’t capable of.

But thanks for being a loyal fan, it’s always flattering to know that someone in their plushy/zetatoy-filled basement is trying to plot against me.

Real dox are in the works. Just doing a little cross checking.

Well, yeah, I am kinda trolling here. Trolling is fun. But I am seriously thankful for the amounts of furry porn that I recieved from your fellow /b/tards.

I been trolled once or twice yeah, but I dont get angry about it. I have a sense of humor, and just laugh about it usually. Or troll back.

Obsessive use of smileys? Just those two? lawl.

On a little sidenote. I saw in one of the above comments, that post /i/ there’s never been more then 30 members in the PN. In the time before /i/ got shut down however, there were many, many more… dont pretend as if that doesnt matter, as those days were the days in which the PN was most successful. These days, not so much anymore.

And on there being only a few furry spies… Those few are the only ones that got found out. There’s stil furry /b/tards around, and plenty of them. (Some even active members of the PN, and I see why. Trolling is fun.)

I still remember the hilarity of the new PN ‘leader’ that was elected after Mootykips left, turning out to be one of the furry spies… promply was replaced by someone else… who then ALSO turned out to be a furry.

now that was comedy gold.

In any case, keep up the good work Fry and friends, at least some of us arent bawwwwwing but actually enjoying the lulz.

@DF
Your obsessive use of faces (seems like you’re really straining yourself) suggests you’re just trying to troll, which is ironic since you’re probably doing it out of anger from being trolled.

@Professor C
You clearly don’t know how this works, hardware bans are undone automatically, it doesn’t take time, and SL bans generally come within 1-3 hours even for attacking help island, otherwise a whole day for any other place.

And of course, if your theory was right PN wouldn’t exist, which makes it pointless to make an argument like that to begin with.

@K
Unfortunately furries do things like that all the time, their cult-like nature drags each other in to the point of unhealthy obsession, furries complain about being denied jobs over being a furry all the time, makes you wonder what they did in the interview to make it clear that they were a furry.
Also run-on sentence.

ya know the funny part is… I have 4chan’s Furry Friday to thank for just about 99% of my furry porn on my harddrive. Some really awesome pieces as well as some work that you’d normally have to pay for.

Thanks guys ^.^

I’ve yet to be banned BTW, and even posted some stuff myself. When’s the next banning party gonna be? :3

to be quite honest with you, I was blown away by your post and thanks so much for uncovering the truth. The Shame is there aren’t more like you.

You strike me as a highly intelligent person, well versed in all things troll, and your research is amazingly complete and thorough. I can see that you are a data miner, and an intelligence specialist,( I can only assume you must have been trained with NSA, CIA, or some top secret government information gathering task force that doesn’t even exist {officially})… this would explain why you are leaving for a while, I’m guessing the government finally decided to cough up the money to get you on the bin laden case.

Keep these solid posts coming, keep up the great work! you truly are a credit to the world of intelligence gathering, and accurate information dispersion.

-uncle dick

Furries openly refer to themselves as a race. They often cry and moan about how they’re persecuted against, even coming up with a magical word: “Fursecution!” They compare their fursecution to the torments and tragedies that the Jews suffered in WW2. The very idea of this is an outrage. How dare they even compare themselves with such a tragic event!

Being a furry does not make you of a “race,” it is not a “religion,” it is simply put a BIZARRE FETISH. It doesn’t give you privileges or rights. It’s a sick fetish. Let’s not forget the freakish subfetishes of the furry community: Babyfurs, Diaperfurs, Furtaurs, Vore, along with those freaks who sew sexholes into stuffed animals of beloved cartoon characters. (Furries: Feel free to “clarify” on this or that not being a fetish. It’s all a fetish.) Moan all you want. Furries are just people who have a VERY open and VERY creepy and perverted fetish who feel the need to express it to everyone. EVERYONE.

For instance…

I used to work in a call center with a guy who would, on a daily basis, bring an enormous red, 2 inch, 3-ring binder of graphically sexual furry art with him and park it on his desk to gawk at all day. My future husband at the time saw the folder over our short-walled mini-cubicles, alerted me to it, and we couldn’t believe the filth contained within. I felt nauseous over one picture in particular that I sure as sure won’t get into here. We told our team leader while we were on a break one day (he was a really cool guy) about the binder. He couldn’t believe it, but couldn’t stop laughing. He’d often ask the furry about what was in his huge binder, and the big fat furry (600lbs would be a low guess) flustered and couldn’t come up with a proper reason as to why he couldn’t open the binder. Every so often he’d ask the furry again about the binder, and his responses never stopped being funny. After this incident, his wife (!!!) found out that when he went to DragonCon with three guys, he was really sleeping with them in fursuits. They promptly divorced.

THIS IS NOT NORMAL PSYCHOLOGICAL BEHAVIOR FOR A HUMAN BEING. (And no, you’re not a giraffe, ocelot, aye-aye, squid, dragon, fox, wolf, skunk, aardvark, or whatever retardo animal you think you are inside.) It is an obsession, to the point of being OCD, that requires massive amounts of psychological therapy and medication.

Whenever I hear about furries getting trolled in SecondLife or IRL, I laugh. Honestly, all you furries bring it on yourselves with your made up language, sexual terms, and erratic behavior.

Get over yourselves, get over your sick and unnatural fetishes, and become a productive member of society instead of a freak in a urine-drenched diaper.

See, it’s not SL itself, it’s the poor implementation and the idiots who play it. SL is home to a greater concentration of vanity that I’ve ever seen on the internet. It ranges from self-righteousness to a feeling of unwarranted importance. Maybe there’s a lot of people who will say nothing and leave you alone, but when I was new, I often got kicked out of places just for walking into them. That’s really stupid.

Also, I about shat a brick when I saw that one of the avatar choices at registration was “furry.” I nearly threw my laptop across the room. THAR BE A STORM AHEAD, LADS.

So we don’t really hate anything, and we don’t really care about your personal definitions of pathetic. I just think SL is like an amusement park that had a big hype around it for years, but instead it never opened and is now a junkyard. We treat it as such, as garbage can sometimes be quite interesting.

tl;dr what are you all still doing here get out

I don’t like the furry groups any more than the rest of you but I am getting quite bored with the excuses of ‘we crash them cause it is fun’ crap. I again did a bit of investigation after the first half of this interview and found out a few interesting things. Here’s what I found out:

4Chan hates the PN’s more than they hate the furries. There is even now something called Furry Friday on the boards and there is even a furry moderator for 4Chan.

The PN’s numbers are inflated. There is only now maybe 4 actual trollers left. This is due to several members that used to be key players in the PN’s having left for real life.

4Chan will not assist the PN’s in their raids because they called on /b/ too many times and refused to help /b/ when they were called upon.

There are no new weapons for the PN’s. These are the weapons they have used for a long time. This is why the items they use become blacklisted as fast as they do. They get that way because the scripts that make them work are blacklisted. So on compiling them, they are only a minute away from a blacklisting. (That is also why they started building and compiling the scripts on the sims they intend to troll and why as soon as they are compiled they pick up a copy and start teleporting around as fast as they can. (I followed one around the other day. It was a bit hard to keep up with them.

The people the PN’s tend to troll, have gotten so used to the attacks that they are not bothered by it anymore. To most sim managers they just clean up the mess and go back to whatever they are doing.

In the end the PN’s are a lost cause. So to everyone else, sit back and relax and think about this. It takes a PN member 10 to 15 minutes to create an account, another 5 to 10 minutes to compile the scripts, and another 5 to 10 minutes to get out of Help Island and over to see you in the first place plus more time in making sure their hardware banned computers are hidden and masked just to get onto Second Life in the first place. All of that to troll you for 60 seconds before you or a manager return all their stuff and move on with your lives.

The PN’s are most effective at pissing off people if they take it to a one on one or a single person to a larger group to try and anger them without all the particle spam. As long as they go and do it and make sure one of them is not a manager that can boot them they can get away with hours of fun and not even get banned for it.

On a more personal note, I came to the Herald to read about the stupidity of Second Life. Lately there has been very little talk about Second Life at all and it leaves me wondering why I am still trolling through the Herald any more in the first place. I will be watching still and commenting but it will be alot less frequent from here on out. Well unless Jump-A-Man Lane drops by for more total fail then of course I will be all over it.

This quite the wall of text. Not that there is any substance to it at all. On to my question, are you one of the mythological “high functioning autistic’s” or just a regular retard?