Comments on: Opinion. Finally! PETA Joins PETSA Crusade Against Killing Virtual Animals

By: peta still sucks

peta still sucks — Wed, 11 Dec 2013 15:13:38 +0000

People Eating Tasty Animals: SUPER EPIC FAIL for animals since 1980

By: Shauna Skye

Shauna Skye — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 11:57:16 +0000

For a moment there I thought I was reading The Onion.

By: Pappy Enoch, PhD

Pappy Enoch, PhD — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:09:38 +0000

Awww…Perfesser Enoch…Do I git me wun o’ them graduashun gowns?

I kin take a roastin’ fine: long as they pays me to git cooked up Ain’t no such thing as bad press….

Anysohow, I saves my “pure raw hillbily” for my comments hear an’ puts on the cityfolk translatur fo’ my articles.

Now ff’n Debi read ANY of “As I Lay Dying” or George Washington Harris’ “Sut Lovingood” stories or Flannery O’Conner’s Wise Blood she mite–jist mite–learn a bitty-bit more about parody of po’ boys like me.

But she cain’t remember to say “it’s” instead of “its” and “you’re” instead o’ “your” so I ain’t holdin’ out tu much hope fo’ liturary enlightenmunt on the po’ gal’s part.

By: Ari Blackthorne

Ari Blackthorne — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 14:28:20 +0000

I’m a PETA member…

“People Eating Tasty Animals”

…and there is PETSA, too: “People Eating Tasty STUPID Animals.”

Got A-1 Sauce?

By: Professor Enoch

Professor Enoch — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 11:44:21 +0000

Debi, don’t be so harsh on Pappy. I have to say that ever since the roasting he got with his first Second Life article, his command of the English language has improved. It still retains its essential flavor, but is now less seizure inducing to read. I say we give Pappy an honorary degree from BP and Manchester Business School for Writing and Composition. Hard work deserves reward!

By: Overcast

Overcast — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 10:28:55 +0000

Yeah – PETA never mentions the twp PETA volunteers that got busted for dumping dead puppies in a strip mall garbage can or the fact they own large freezers to store dead animals in… Hey, I’m not making it up – go google it.

But I avoid killing the happy little creatures in WoW, just because… I’m like that, I guess.

By: We

We — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 05:00:55 +0000

To their own credit, they’re not actually protesting killing virtual baby seals in WoW, rather using WoW as a medium to protest the real life killing of seals.

Still a stupid idea, but a bit less ridiculous than protesting the death of virtual animals.

By: Debi Dastardly

Debi Dastardly — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 19:05:58 +0000

What the H*** dose having a southern accent have to do with anything.
Oh and Pappy its really getting old people from the southern hills don’t talk like that stupid. And your not funny you insanely retarded.

By: Urizenus Sklar

Urizenus Sklar — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 11:49:53 +0000

>If’n the good Lord didn’t want folks tu et animals, why in the Sam Hill did he make ‘em out of MEAT?

Sage words as always Pappy.

By: Ava.Cartier

Ava.Cartier — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 11:36:34 +0000

Dear Lord: Please let me understand satire and sarcasm more than I do. On the Interwebs, it’s difficult for me to discern when people are lunatics or asshats or for real and my meds don’t help. Yours very truly, Ava.