Comments on: Underground in Gor: A Man Needs a Maid!

By: Veena

Veena — Sat, 01 May 2010 01:47:56 +0000

Pappy…I’m new here. Found you out when the grid crashed recently prolly due to an over-worked, underpaid, disgruntled flying-monkey boy at the Gawd-Awful Lab of Evil Experimention (i.e. “G.L.E.E.”). Anyhooo…I have not been this entertained in awhile! Though not the scholarly type…your back-road dialect and interestingly adventurous nature (delving into Gor and “a squattin”) are keeping me in stitches! And that sister of yours…Jezz…well, she definitely has your DNA mixed with a bit-o-dynamite, snake-venom, and a shot or two of Jack Daniels (not Black Label though…too high class for her me thinks). I luv her too! Well…not so much as to get “hitched”…so don’t be getting any ideas! So….keep jabberin’ and squattin and such because SOME of us see the charm and humor of your peculiar brand of story-telling. Well done and keep on keepin on!! The Enoch family RULZ…well their trailer park anyway.

By: Ranma Tardis

Ranma Tardis — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:38:05 +0000

Thought it was funny in a weird sort of fashion. Does make me think about my ancestors who would of lopped off his head and send for the proper people to dispose of his stinky corpse.

Oh well people here are too serious…

By: Clueless Littleboots

Clueless Littleboots — Sat, 30 May 2009 21:25:17 +0000

I take that this article is stupid back. Anyone who pokes fun at gor in my book is gosh darn swell. =p

By: Clueless Littleboots

Clueless Littleboots — Sat, 30 May 2009 21:18:58 +0000

Gore is stupid and so is this article =p

By: Obvious Schism

Obvious Schism — Thu, 28 May 2009 10:16:31 +0000

@ “Mistophur” Pappus – It’s not free. I spend my valuable time reading this “blog” only to find out that its complete and utter rubbish. As I’m sure you know, time is money.

And for your information, my 9 months pregnant sister was killed in a road accident recently. Thanks.

By: Prof. Archie Lukas

Prof. Archie Lukas — Thu, 28 May 2009 10:03:10 +0000

Feckin funny ‘ol chap.

If I can understand your dialect, I’m sure the other natives of the former colonies can adjust.

Why not pop around for tea with the Vicar?
We’ll have some cucumber sandwiches.
and I’ll bring the dog in – to take the blame for the pharts.

Should be a jolly old Tea party, what!?

Archiebald Lukas XIV
Duke of Rothschild

By: Chandra

Chandra — Wed, 27 May 2009 14:42:34 +0000

Hilarious, LMAO! Pappy, I hope yu gets a reg’lar gig here.

By: Pappus Enochus, Onanist Maximus

Pappus Enochus, Onanist Maximus — Wed, 27 May 2009 07:46:10 +0000

“Onan the Barbarian”…dang, Emperur, yu am a reg’lar Adam o’ Secund Life (hoo, as yu knows, got the namin’ job from Gawd). That am what I dun read in my copy o’ the Good Book–all eight pages that were left anysohow, aftur my cuzzin, Dwayne Hammurabi Bundren, got dun in the outhouse readin’ it.

What a fappin’ good idear! I’m takin’ it!

But I ain’t a-spillin’ no seeds on the ground, like ol’ Onan. Once I gits me a heap o’ slave-gals I dun freed from them Gor-boys, I aims (an’ I kin aim rite well) to spill seed sum’whar else.

Mistophur Obvious, yu wants journeylism? Go git a noosepapur while they still exists. How kin yu git riled up about sum’fin FREE? I bet yu dun yelled at yo’ poor sistur after she put out an it won’t no Gwen Stefani of a time.

By: Obvious Schism

Obvious Schism — Wed, 27 May 2009 05:01:50 +0000

Hopefully this nonsense will disapear from our screens soon and we will get some proper journalism for a change.

By: Emperor Norton Hears a Who?

Emperor Norton Hears a Who? — Tue, 26 May 2009 18:07:38 +0000

The Gorians really do deserve Pappy.

May I suggest a better Gorian name though? How about Onan the Barbarian? I am sure an almost certain pentecostal like you Pappy should appreciate a name right of The Bible like Onan.