Comments on: How The Second Life Achievement System Already Works http://alphavilleherald.com/2009/08/how-the-second-life-achievement-system-already-works.html Always Fairly Unbalanced Tue, 04 Oct 2016 13:18:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Jumpman Lane http://alphavilleherald.com/2009/08/how-the-second-life-achievement-system-already-works.html/comment-page-1#comment-3772 Jumpman Lane Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:42:49 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=192#comment-3772 hit post by mistake CLONE ARMY Jumpman Landesberg Jumpman Lax Jumpman Landar Jumpman Drutman Jumpman Zipper Jumpman Kraus etc etc they are ALL meh! THE GAME Jumpman Lane CUSTOMER APPRECIATION Amber Linden: Jumpman is there a problem? Jumpman Lane: blah blah blah shadow who cares what you’ve seen Dakota Schwade: The trouble child with the Language gadget is gone. Jumpman Lane: ask shadow Amber Linden: I’m asking YOU Jumpman Lane: see here i just came to the office hours Jumpman Lane: and ive bitten my tounge way more than is my wont Amber Linden: That’s what I was hoping … but it sounded differently Jumpman Lane: tell that tard shadow to lay off and there wont be any promlems from me Amber Linden: Jumpman, you’re a guest here, I’d appreciate it if you’d respect my others guests here as well Amber Linden: name calling isn’t necessary Jumpman Lane: i give respect whenit is given amber Amber Linden: I’m asking you to respect me and my office hour Jumpman Lane: but im not anybody’s flunky Jumpman Lane: or punk or w/e Amber Linden: surely that’s not too difficult? Jumpman Lane: she started it and i'm gonna finish it with my foot in her crack Kitty Beery: jumpman, please stop…… Jumpman Lane: nope amber it isnt Amber Linden: I’m asking you to stop … Jumpman Lane: sure Amber Linden: thank you IT PAYS TO HAVE FRIENDS [2009/03/02 9:35] Zara Linden: hi jumpman, i won't be able to attend the event. i did not know it was a stripper contest. [2009/03/02 9:35] Jumpman Lane: what do u mean u cant 11:45] Zara Linden: all you were given a 14 day suspension for the wiki vandalism: abuse of support staff (Torley :P). i am sorry you didn't get the letter, but we will be happy to get that to you via a ticket. [11:46] Jumpman Drutman: er thanx [11:46] Jumpman Drutman: but can i ar him for vandalizin mine [11:46] Jumpman Drutman: im permabanned there and cant evcen fix mine [11:46] Jumpman Drutman: hehehehe [11:46] Jumpman Drutman: nvm [11:46] Jumpman Drutman: a joke [11:46] Jumpman Drutman: thanx zara [11:46] Zara Linden: np jumpman :) hit post by mistake
CLONE ARMY
Jumpman Landesberg
Jumpman Lax
Jumpman Landar
Jumpman Drutman
Jumpman Zipper
Jumpman Kraus
etc etc
they are ALL meh!

THE GAME
Jumpman Lane

CUSTOMER APPRECIATION
Amber Linden: Jumpman is there a problem?

Jumpman Lane: blah blah blah shadow who cares what you’ve seen

Dakota Schwade: The trouble child with the Language gadget is gone.

Jumpman Lane: ask shadow

Amber Linden: I’m asking YOU

Jumpman Lane: see here i just came to the office hours

Jumpman Lane: and ive bitten my tounge way more than is my wont

Amber Linden: That’s what I was hoping … but it sounded differently

Jumpman Lane: tell that tard shadow to lay off and there wont be any promlems from me

Amber Linden: Jumpman, you’re a guest here, I’d appreciate it if you’d respect my others guests here as well

Amber Linden: name calling isn’t necessary

Jumpman Lane: i give respect whenit is given amber

Amber Linden: I’m asking you to respect me and my office hour

Jumpman Lane: but im not anybody’s flunky

Jumpman Lane: or punk or w/e

Amber Linden: surely that’s not too difficult?

Jumpman Lane: she started it and i’m gonna finish it with my foot in her crack

Kitty Beery: jumpman, please stop……

Jumpman Lane: nope amber it isnt

Amber Linden: I’m asking you to stop …

Jumpman Lane: sure

Amber Linden: thank you

IT PAYS TO HAVE FRIENDS
[2009/03/02 9:35] Zara Linden: hi jumpman, i won’t be able to attend the event. i did not know it was a stripper contest.
[2009/03/02 9:35] Jumpman Lane: what do u mean u cant

11:45] Zara Linden: all you were given a 14 day suspension for the wiki vandalism: abuse of support staff (Torley :P ). i am sorry you didn’t get the letter, but we will be happy to get that to you via a ticket.
[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: er thanx
[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: but can i ar him for vandalizin mine
[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: im permabanned there and cant evcen fix mine
[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: hehehehe
[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: nvm
[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: a joke
[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: thanx zara
[11:46] Zara Linden: np jumpman :)

]]> By: Jumpman Lane http://alphavilleherald.com/2009/08/how-the-second-life-achievement-system-already-works.html/comment-page-1#comment-3771 Jumpman Lane Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:25:18 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=192#comment-3771 UNHEALTHY OBSESSION very first day 5 may 07 NO FIRST LIFE 10 hours a day or i get cranky :p GREASY KEYBOARD shit who dont eat at the puter? TROLLKIND "In the case of Jumpman Lane, he should not have been allowed back. I'm puzzled why he was, in fact. "He conitinues to grief, harass, bully, intimidate, inworld and out, sending obscene material, threatening, harassing, and keeping up this fake ghetto-blaster patter. I've AR'd him multiple times." -Prokofy Neva xstreet forums PROFESSIONAL BUILDER i built that Slut Mag Plaza <a href="http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj224/jumpmanlane/chillin_003.png" rel="nofollow">http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj224/jumpmanlane/chillin_003.png</a> STUMP A LINDEN Torley Linden: Expanding? Jumpman Lane: just found it under debugs last night Jumpman Lane: you done that yet? Jumpman Lane: fom 1 gig to 3 dandellion Kimban: that can be done? Jumpman Lane: in client Torley Linden: No, which specific Debug Setting is that? I'm not sure offhand that would increase performance substantially. Need to check with our engineers. SENIORITY EVRYBOD HAS DONT THIS LMAO! CELEBRITY STATUS <a href="http://foo.secondlifeherald.com/slh/2009/01/the-return-of-jumpman-lane.html" rel="nofollow">http://foo.secondlifeherald.com/slh/2009/01/the-return-of-jumpman-lane.html</a> CRASH TEST DUMMY AGAIN EVERYBOD HAS SEX FOR SALE Tue. June 9th 3slt The Virtual Vice Boys ( Slut Mag, SLCAMZ, H8 Motors, and Roadkill Tees) present the Hard Core Porn Auction Auctioned off will be the following: The Slut Mag Staff The Slut Mag Hot P*ssies (NEKOS!) The SLCAMZ gals (including a CAM!) The Bimbo Cheerleaders Hard Rust himself and Jump Lane too! TATTLE TALE [19:09] Jumpman Lane: im not wasitn any more time yappin with you people [19:09] Coke Supply is Online [19:09] Jumpman Lane: i got a zillion abuse reports to finish PENIS POWER HEHEHEHE ALLA TIME B& Dear Jumpman Lane, Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second Life Community Standards or Terms of Service. SOCIAL BUTTERFLY HEHEHEH OVER 100 OMGOMGOMG The Redgrave Skin Scandal! "Slut Magazine Smashes Celebrity Content Theft Ring: Mountainmeister's Chelsea Malibu Caught with her Hand In Emilia Redgrave's Cookie Jar" in this month's issue of Jumpman Lane's Slut Magazine! RED LIGHT HEHEHEH I AM JUMPMAN LANE ONE-MAN WRECKING CREW TWICE BURNING WALLET Posted By: Jumpman Lane at 2009-06-01 19:17:35 (has not purchased this item) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i'm a huge fan (and happy owner) of a lotta jador products. i bought one of their palazzos and used it for a few months . spent 19k on that. wandered through this build and loved it. almost bought it twice. my problem with it is that i have most of the furniture in it already (boardroom set, couches lamps etc..) relegatin it all to inventory andnever ever usin it again seems too much of a waste. if you have the means and the prims buy it. its one of the hottest builds (other than a Juro Kothari custom) and def one of the best prefabs in sl. i lookforward to ther future releases. SHOP-A-HOLIC dont remind me CHA-CHING ads in slut mag to slcamz TWICE! hehehehe UNHEALTHY OBSESSION
very first day 5 may 07

NO FIRST LIFE
10 hours a day or i get cranky :p

GREASY KEYBOARD
shit who dont eat at the puter?

TROLLKIND
“In the case of Jumpman Lane, he should not have been allowed back. I’m puzzled why he was, in fact.

“He conitinues to grief, harass, bully, intimidate, inworld and out, sending obscene material, threatening, harassing, and keeping up this fake ghetto-blaster patter. I’ve AR’d him multiple times.”
-Prokofy Neva xstreet forums

PROFESSIONAL BUILDER
i built that Slut Mag Plaza
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj224/jumpmanlane/chillin_003.png

STUMP A LINDEN
Torley Linden: Expanding?
Jumpman Lane: just found it under debugs last night
Jumpman Lane: you done that yet?
Jumpman Lane: fom 1 gig to 3
dandellion Kimban: that can be done?
Jumpman Lane: in client
Torley Linden: No, which specific Debug Setting is that? I’m not sure offhand that would increase performance substantially. Need to check with our engineers.

SENIORITY
EVRYBOD HAS DONT THIS LMAO!

CELEBRITY STATUS
http://foo.secondlifeherald.com/slh/2009/01/the-return-of-jumpman-lane.html

CRASH TEST DUMMY
AGAIN EVERYBOD HAS

SEX FOR SALE
Tue. June 9th 3slt
The Virtual Vice Boys
( Slut Mag, SLCAMZ, H8 Motors, and Roadkill Tees)
present the Hard Core Porn Auction

Auctioned off will be the following:
The Slut Mag Staff
The Slut Mag Hot P*ssies (NEKOS!)
The SLCAMZ gals (including a CAM!)
The Bimbo Cheerleaders
Hard Rust himself
and Jump Lane too!

TATTLE TALE
[19:09] Jumpman Lane: im not wasitn any more time yappin with you people
[19:09] Coke Supply is Online
[19:09] Jumpman Lane: i got a zillion abuse reports to finish

PENIS POWER
HEHEHEHE ALLA TIME

B&

Dear Jumpman Lane,

Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second Life Community Standards or Terms of Service.

SOCIAL BUTTERFLY
HEHEHEH OVER 100

OMGOMGOMG
The Redgrave Skin Scandal!

“Slut Magazine Smashes Celebrity Content Theft Ring: Mountainmeister’s Chelsea Malibu Caught with her Hand In Emilia Redgrave’s Cookie Jar” in this month’s issue of Jumpman Lane’s Slut Magazine!

RED LIGHT
HEHEHEH I AM JUMPMAN LANE

ONE-MAN WRECKING CREW
TWICE

BURNING WALLET
Posted By: Jumpman Lane at 2009-06-01 19:17:35 (has not purchased this item)

——————————————————————————–

i’m a huge fan (and happy owner) of a lotta jador products. i bought one of their palazzos and used it for a few months . spent 19k on that. wandered through this build and loved it. almost bought it twice. my problem with it is that i have most of the furniture in it already (boardroom set, couches lamps etc..) relegatin it all to inventory andnever ever usin it again seems too much of a waste. if you have the means and the prims buy it. its one of the hottest builds (other than a Juro Kothari custom) and def one of the best prefabs in sl. i lookforward to ther future releases.

SHOP-A-HOLIC
dont remind me

CHA-CHING
ads in slut mag to slcamz TWICE! hehehehe

]]> By: Archie Lukas http://alphavilleherald.com/2009/08/how-the-second-life-achievement-system-already-works.html/comment-page-1#comment-3770 Archie Lukas Fri, 14 Aug 2009 18:07:01 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=192#comment-3770 First pic- is of Marty Feldman can't be arsed to do the rest First pic- is of Marty Feldman

can’t be arsed to do the rest

]]> By: The COLONel http://alphavilleherald.com/2009/08/how-the-second-life-achievement-system-already-works.html/comment-page-1#comment-3769 The COLONel Thu, 13 Aug 2009 05:47:28 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=192#comment-3769 killing those fucking chickens is the best past-time for anyone bored out of their mind at 4AM hell it's worth it just for the reaction of the owners, going on about how you're a ruthless bastard for shooting a virtual chicken... killing those fucking chickens is the best past-time for anyone bored out of their mind at 4AM

hell it’s worth it just for the reaction of the owners, going on about how you’re a ruthless bastard for shooting a virtual chicken…

]]> By: dickburns http://alphavilleherald.com/2009/08/how-the-second-life-achievement-system-already-works.html/comment-page-1#comment-3768 dickburns Thu, 13 Aug 2009 04:10:55 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=192#comment-3768 you forgot a "faggot" award in which one must simply log in without the intent to troll. you forgot a “faggot” award in which one must simply log in without the intent to troll.

]]> By: At0m0 Beerbaum http://alphavilleherald.com/2009/08/how-the-second-life-achievement-system-already-works.html/comment-page-1#comment-3767 At0m0 Beerbaum Thu, 13 Aug 2009 03:18:47 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=192#comment-3767 UNHEALTHY OBSESSION - back in '07, never again. TROLLKIND PROFESSIONAL BUILDER STUMP A LINDEN - not so much stumping, more like they couldn't answer for technical reasons (that linden transparency I tells ya) CELEBRITY STATUS - hurrrr BURNED - came close, leaky caps. CRASH TEST DUMMY (over 9000) BEAUTY QUEEN (for the lulz) GENDER BENDER (see trollkind) PENIS POWER B& CON-ARTIST ONE-MAN WRECKING CREW (hurr trashcan) BAWWW LOLWUT WIZARD HAT (see trollkind) COLD TURKEY NUKE (lol beta grid) DRAMA QUEEN (see trollkind again) THE GAME UNHEALTHY OBSESSION – back in ’07, never again.
TROLLKIND
PROFESSIONAL BUILDER
STUMP A LINDEN – not so much stumping, more like they couldn’t answer for technical reasons (that linden transparency I tells ya)
CELEBRITY STATUS – hurrrr
BURNED – came close, leaky caps.
CRASH TEST DUMMY (over 9000)
BEAUTY QUEEN (for the lulz)
GENDER BENDER (see trollkind)
PENIS POWER
B&
CON-ARTIST
ONE-MAN WRECKING CREW (hurr trashcan)
BAWWW
LOLWUT
WIZARD HAT (see trollkind)
COLD TURKEY
NUKE (lol beta grid)
DRAMA QUEEN (see trollkind again)
THE GAME

]]> By: MachineCode http://alphavilleherald.com/2009/08/how-the-second-life-achievement-system-already-works.html/comment-page-1#comment-3766 MachineCode Thu, 13 Aug 2009 03:02:42 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=192#comment-3766 What's the achievement for getting everything you've ever touched blacklisted? What’s the achievement for getting everything you’ve ever touched blacklisted?

]]> By: Kiddoh http://alphavilleherald.com/2009/08/how-the-second-life-achievement-system-already-works.html/comment-page-1#comment-3765 Kiddoh Wed, 12 Aug 2009 20:56:12 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=192#comment-3765 Trollkind Professional Builder Stump a Linden Celebrity Status Burned Crash Test Dummy Dirty Little Secret B& OMGOMGOMG Land Grab Con-Artist One-Man Wrecking Crew Bawww LOLWUT Wizard Hat Cold Turkey Drama Queen The Game It Pays to Have Friends Trollkind
Professional Builder
Stump a Linden
Celebrity Status
Burned
Crash Test Dummy
Dirty Little Secret
B&
OMGOMGOMG
Land Grab
Con-Artist
One-Man Wrecking Crew
Bawww
LOLWUT
Wizard Hat
Cold Turkey
Drama Queen
The Game
It Pays to Have Friends

]]> By: Coke http://alphavilleherald.com/2009/08/how-the-second-life-achievement-system-already-works.html/comment-page-1#comment-3764 Coke Wed, 12 Aug 2009 18:40:07 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=192#comment-3764 Unhealthy Obsession No first life Greasy keyboard (can of redbull, coffee) Professional builder Stump a Linden ("why do you only temp-ban people after a copybot abuse report?") Celebrity status (writing a comic about content theft) Burned (ran 2 monitors with 2 clients for days at a time) Crash test dummy Beauty queen Sex for sale Social butterfly (500+) Easy mark (paid 20k to someone cos they said they desperately needed it; turns out he scams everyone like that) Red light One-man wrecking crew (returned my entire fucking sim a month ago when I turned on the auto-return lol) Burning wallet Shop-a-holic Cha-ching (statue, 60k) Don't feed the trolls (only got banned for 1 hour - does that count??) Cold turkey (about 12 months ago lol) Drama queen (got blogged about for dedicating a whole sim to exposing content theft in SL) A sucker is born Customer appreciation (told off a Linden for talking in public chat when we were all investigating a case of stolen content) It pays to have friends Unhealthy Obsession
No first life
Greasy keyboard (can of redbull, coffee)
Professional builder
Stump a Linden (“why do you only temp-ban people after a copybot abuse report?”)
Celebrity status (writing a comic about content theft)
Burned (ran 2 monitors with 2 clients for days at a time)
Crash test dummy
Beauty queen
Sex for sale
Social butterfly (500+)
Easy mark (paid 20k to someone cos they said they desperately needed it; turns out he scams everyone like that)
Red light
One-man wrecking crew (returned my entire fucking sim a month ago when I turned on the auto-return lol)
Burning wallet
Shop-a-holic
Cha-ching (statue, 60k)
Don’t feed the trolls (only got banned for 1 hour – does that count??)
Cold turkey (about 12 months ago lol)
Drama queen (got blogged about for dedicating a whole sim to exposing content theft in SL)
A sucker is born
Customer appreciation (told off a Linden for talking in public chat when we were all investigating a case of stolen content)
It pays to have friends

]]> By: IntLibber Brautigan http://alphavilleherald.com/2009/08/how-the-second-life-achievement-system-already-works.html/comment-page-1#comment-3763 IntLibber Brautigan Wed, 12 Aug 2009 15:54:21 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=192#comment-3763 Uri, I have the rest. Will trade for a copy of the book. Uri,
I have the rest. Will trade for a copy of the book.

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