Comments on: Open Letter to Your Boss about SL http://alphavilleherald.com/2009/08/open-letter-to-your-boss-about-sl.html Always Fairly Unbalanced Tue, 04 Oct 2016 13:18:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Obvious Schism http://alphavilleherald.com/2009/08/open-letter-to-your-boss-about-sl.html/comment-page-1#comment-3589 Obvious Schism Mon, 07 Sep 2009 06:59:31 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=179#comment-3589 @ LOL If you think that's bad check out SL's salubrious European headquarters located in Brighton, UK: <a href="http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu287/obvious_schism/Image012SLOfficeBrighton.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu287/obvious_schism/Image012SLOfficeBrighton.jpg</a> To help potential visitors (read 'irate customers') identify this impressive suite of offices, there is an SL 'Eye' sticker in the bottom left hand corner of the first grey door. (actually they have since moved from that location, but you get the picture) @ LOL

If you think that’s bad check out SL’s salubrious European headquarters located in Brighton, UK:

http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu287/obvious_schism/Image012SLOfficeBrighton.jpg

To help potential visitors (read ‘irate customers’) identify this impressive suite of offices, there is an SL ‘Eye’ sticker in the bottom left hand corner of the first grey door.

(actually they have since moved from that location, but you get the picture)

]]> By: General Drama http://alphavilleherald.com/2009/08/open-letter-to-your-boss-about-sl.html/comment-page-1#comment-3588 General Drama Sat, 29 Aug 2009 02:13:28 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=179#comment-3588 LL has a more enlightened view. They realize that their product is *exclusive* and they have both the lead in technology and the market advantage, so you gotta pay their price to join their economy, so they can afford to impose their values and create a new idea of corporate culture that embraces the reformation and rehabilitation of young creative minds. Ray Kurzweil has shown us that the singularity is near, the rate of technological doubling is accelerating, and todays youths are the CEOs of tomorrow a lot quicker than they used to be. Given the economic black hole that todays CEOs have put their companies in, expect them to be put out to pasture as obsolete relics of a bygone age a lot sooner than you expect. LL has a more enlightened view. They realize that their product is *exclusive* and they have both the lead in technology and the market advantage, so you gotta pay their price to join their economy, so they can afford to impose their values and create a new idea of corporate culture that embraces the reformation and rehabilitation of young creative minds. Ray Kurzweil has shown us that the singularity is near, the rate of technological doubling is accelerating, and todays youths are the CEOs of tomorrow a lot quicker than they used to be.

Given the economic black hole that todays CEOs have put their companies in, expect them to be put out to pasture as obsolete relics of a bygone age a lot sooner than you expect.

]]> By: Jumpman Lane http://alphavilleherald.com/2009/08/open-letter-to-your-boss-about-sl.html/comment-page-1#comment-3587 Jumpman Lane Fri, 28 Aug 2009 22:15:28 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=179#comment-3587 hehehehe we aint a problem for serious business in second life. shit we in the denoobyifyin business noob biness ans son, biness is a boomin! hehehehe we aint a problem for serious business in second life. shit we in the denoobyifyin business noob biness ans son, biness is a boomin!

]]> By: Preexisting Condition Paul http://alphavilleherald.com/2009/08/open-letter-to-your-boss-about-sl.html/comment-page-1#comment-3586 Preexisting Condition Paul Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:46:07 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=179#comment-3586 "Yeah in the economy, businesses would laugh at you and tell you to fuck off and die" Well, only insurance companies, in my experience :) “Yeah in the economy, businesses would laugh at you and tell you to fuck off and die”

Well, only insurance companies, in my experience :)

]]> By: At0m0 Beerbaum http://alphavilleherald.com/2009/08/open-letter-to-your-boss-about-sl.html/comment-page-1#comment-3585 At0m0 Beerbaum Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:33:43 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=179#comment-3585 Yeah in the economy, businesses would laugh at you and tell you to fuck off and die. Yeah in the economy, businesses would laugh at you and tell you to fuck off and die.

]]> By: LOL http://alphavilleherald.com/2009/08/open-letter-to-your-boss-about-sl.html/comment-page-1#comment-3584 LOL Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:28:45 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=179#comment-3584 LIKE OMFG, THAT IS LINDEN LAB's MAIN ENTRANCE? IF SO, NO FUCKING WONDER NO REAL BUSINESS WILL GO NEAR THE PLACE, IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING SHIT HOLE CRACK DEN! Tip to Linden Lab, If you want to be taken serious by real professionals, IT HELPS TO LOOK PROFESSIONAL YOU FUCKING RETARDS! If I was an investor comming to a meeting at your office, 1 look at your entrance and I would call you from outside to cancel the meeting. LIKE OMFG, THAT IS LINDEN LAB’s MAIN ENTRANCE? IF SO, NO FUCKING WONDER NO REAL BUSINESS WILL GO NEAR THE PLACE, IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING SHIT HOLE CRACK DEN!

Tip to Linden Lab, If you want to be taken serious by real professionals, IT HELPS TO LOOK PROFESSIONAL YOU FUCKING RETARDS!

If I was an investor comming to a meeting at your office, 1 look at your entrance and I would call you from outside to cancel the meeting.

]]> By: epiphany http://alphavilleherald.com/2009/08/open-letter-to-your-boss-about-sl.html/comment-page-1#comment-3583 epiphany Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:09:47 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=179#comment-3583 as I look more and more at that picture of the entrance to LL, it makes me shudder; its like an image of an institutionalized cult organization. and im just waiting for the next jim jones or david koresh to come walking out and adding to that chalk graffiti montage...scribed onto the entrance to his own compound or temple prime. 2nd Life Scary stuff right there! as I look more and more at that picture of the entrance to LL, it makes me shudder;
its like an image of an institutionalized cult organization. and im just waiting for the next jim jones or david koresh to come walking out and adding to that chalk graffiti montage…scribed onto the entrance to his own compound or temple prime.

2nd Life

Scary stuff right there!

]]> By: Ari Blackhorne http://alphavilleherald.com/2009/08/open-letter-to-your-boss-about-sl.html/comment-page-1#comment-3582 Ari Blackhorne Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:01:49 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=179#comment-3582 Look pretty good to me. Printing now... Look pretty good to me.

Printing now…

]]> By: Archie Lukas http://alphavilleherald.com/2009/08/open-letter-to-your-boss-about-sl.html/comment-page-1#comment-3581 Archie Lukas Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:12:16 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=179#comment-3581 Huzzah! I have cut and pasted this to the head of our Health Service. She has no idea what this will mean -but will wonder if it applies to her cat, mangy flea bag thing that it is. Archie PS I am currently bollocks naked, typing this with my enormous todger, so pliss exuze typos. Tank you. Huzzah!

I have cut and pasted this to the head of our Health Service.

She has no idea what this will mean -but will wonder if it applies to her cat, mangy flea bag thing that it is.

Archie

PS I am currently bollocks naked, typing this with my enormous todger, so pliss exuze typos. Tank you.

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