Comments on: Linden Lab = Chicken Murderer

By: IntLibber Brautigan

IntLibber Brautigan — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:36:12 +0000

Chicken Advocate,
Libertarians recognise pollution as an externality imposed on others, causing them damage, by irresponsible industry. Lag is pollution. As there is no court system in SL to resolve chicken lag related disputes, and estate owners are essentially feudal lords with estate vassalage which they sublet in fee simple deed tenancies to their customers, it is proper to set regulations within the estate/covenant feudal system to manage lag in a sim, so one person does not pollute another with chicken lag.

THAT is how real libertarianism works. Prok’s idea of “fuck you I’ve got mine” is the sort of fabricated disinfo BS that gets put out by radical leftists about libertarianism.

By: Archie Lukas

Archie Lukas — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 11:22:42 +0000

I didn’t understand a word of the dialect;
however i had a damn good laugh at the silly pictures,

Thanks for that, appreciated.

By: Obvious Schism

Obvious Schism — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 07:10:51 +0000

Aaah good. The Herald makes a welcome return to rooster related topics. I was really beginning to miss my daily diet of chicken feed

By: Little Red Rooster, I mean Pappy

Little Red Rooster, I mean Pappy — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 20:14:55 +0000

Hey AtOmO Beerbomb! You reckon I can git me some lovin’ if’n I goes furry?

I ain’t so sure…last time I tried fur to do a story, them Lustwood furries run me out and started talkin’ about eating brains!

Maybe I should give up on fake sex. It’s DAMN dangerous! I’m gonna become a fake monk an’ go live in a convent.

By: Eva Ryan

Eva Ryan — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 11:40:47 +0000

Are we crying “FOUL” again?

By: At0m0 Beerbaum

At0m0 Beerbaum — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 09:25:20 +0000

In this article, we see pappy’s descent into furfaggotry.

Stay tuned to the next article where he yiffs in hell.

By: Pappy Enoch

Pappy Enoch — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 11:54:52 +0000

Ain’t no accent, you stuck-up rascal. It are the sound of a natural-born man straight out o’ Ol’ Virginny.

And them fake gals knows it! Hold me down, boys! The Big Rooster of Enoch Holler am on the prowl and lookout hen-house!

By: Berry Thomas

Berry Thomas — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 07:47:29 +0000

The “accent” is not funny, it’s just annoying. This might otherwise have been an interesting read but this way, I’ll just pass on it.

By: Chicken Advocate

Chicken Advocate — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 06:29:57 +0000

OMG! Intlibber wants to regulate chickens. What happened to Libertarianism! Free the chickens!!!

By: IntLibber Brautigan

IntLibber Brautigan — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:26:01 +0000

a) Should never us prim pens, use pits (8×8 meters) to store your chickens, they won’t warp offworld that way either.
b) store two chicken to a pit to minimize physics lag
c) do not keep more than 1 chicken per 1k square meters of land (nothing else on that amount of land either), else the script time lag and physics lag will drag the sim performance down and chickens will starve. Too many chickens = griefing the other sims on the server your sim is on as well as any other landowners in your sim.
d) chicken stores/markets should keep all eggs and chickens in their respective transporter boxes to minimize lag and risk of damage.
e) farmers should keep their land on restricted access, with no public build or object entry or scripting. Some idiots intentionally put their chickens out on accessible land because they want to get griefed so they’ll have something to rant about in their blogs. Such a person isn’t raising chickens, they are laying out bait for people who think chickens themselves are griefing devices.