Comments on: Sion Chicken Advice: Don’t Ride Them Nekkid!!!

By: Selonna Torok

Selonna Torok — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 20:36:21 +0000

Pappy, I think you done need to take this here city slicker for a romp behind the hay. Your articles sure do make my day.

By: moses

moses — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:34:18 +0000

at least they probably smell better than real chickens.

By: Pappy Enoch

Pappy Enoch — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:00:40 +0000

@Emperor Norton, who dun writ, “A biologist needs to tag Pappy Enoch to see what his migration habits are.”

Hell, Emperor! You don’t need no biologist (whatever that am) or even a science-boy like ol’ Doc Frankenfurter with them anal-probe tracking mersheens for that!

I migrates from the barn to the still to wherever the pretty gals am, then I migrates all sorrowful and stony-lonesome and puny and heartsick and boo-hoo-hooing back toward the barn, dead drunk.

Sometimes I even makes it before I throws up and passes out. It are a site to behold me thataway in chikkin suit.

By: The GrownUps

The GrownUps — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:45:17 +0000

@Pappy said:
It am rite tempting to wear other folks underpants, long as they ain’t still in them, but don’t go there, ma’am! You can ketch all sorts of venerable diseases that a way, especially in Zindra. ketch all sorts of venerable diseases

To which I say:
well played, sir. I’m becoming a fan.

By: Kitten Jigsaw

Kitten Jigsaw — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:09:39 +0000

I had a beta bunnie called Alyx. I tried to pick it up and it died.

By: Alyx Stoklitsky

Alyx Stoklitsky — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 08:54:40 +0000

I’ve yet to see one of these stupid things, but the second I do, I will kill it.

By: Melissa Yeuxdoux

Melissa Yeuxdoux — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 06:56:02 +0000

Ick… I’d worry about getting virtual psittacosis.

By: Chicken Liberation Front Of Second Life

Chicken Liberation Front Of Second Life — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 05:18:00 +0000

@Edna

O.O

BURN THE HERETIC! BURN THE UNBELIEVER!

+++Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, your culture will adapt to service the chikkins. Death is irrelevant, resistance is futile+++

By: Edna

Edna — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 00:38:07 +0000

To hell with these chickens. I say every chicken in Second Life should be tarred and feathered.

By: Obvious Schism

Obvious Schism — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 17:05:38 +0000

I don’t eat chickens and they don’t eat me. We have a mutual respect for each other. Consequently, I feel that this respect should extend to not “riding” other animals, either.