Comments on: Second Life Boobs Jiggle In Emerald Life Viewer

By: shak

shak — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 22:18:48 +0000

I am getting no jiggle at all and my boobs are disappearing with every log in!

By: My

My — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:09:52 +0000

From a personal pc with Emerald viewer on activating enhanced avatar physics.
Edit/Preference/Emerald/Page 2 tab/Effects tab…then check the box next to “Enable enhanced physics on avatars breasts.

Tweak to your own desires.

By: seenbag

seenbag — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:59:37 +0000

it works fine for me, you need to go preferences, then go to emerald its there somewhere and you can change the level of jigglynes etc XD I think by default its turned off.

By: Someone

Someone — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 23:17:38 +0000

OKAY,
So everyone has said theirs wont work or they cant get it blah blah..
No one has explained how to do it! or how to get them!
someone please help.
ive downloaded the newest Emerald Viewer on my Mac OSX

By: Obvious Schism

Obvious Schism — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 08:45:20 +0000

“by a queer turn of SL physics — bouncing boobies isn’t compatible with sound in Linux clients”

Ok, so when do we get the sound of bouncing bewbs?

By: Sethok

Sethok — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:26:35 +0000

I’d rather be able to collaborate with business partners using text editors, spreadsheets, and web pages on prims, but I can appreciate the value of bouncing boobies. I gave the newest Emerald viewer a whirl specifically for this titillating feature and found it quirky and unrealistic. Real boobs, those yummy mounds of feminine or excessively overweight masculine flesh, do more than bounce up and down. They sway, they jiggle, they demonstrate one of the most fundamental features of physical reality — inertia — with delightful grace. But this first effort of the Emerald team replaces the plastic mannequin rigidity of old with … boobies on hinges. Go into the Appearance Editor and give the breast buoyancy slider a little twiddle. Go on. See them go up and down? Up and down? Up and– alright, knock it off, ya pervert. The point I’m making is that’s all this is.

Seriously, stop playing with buoyancy now.

Anyway, I appreciate the effort as the first stab that it is, but what we really need if we’re serious about this, is rigged boobies with attachment points on the nipples. Prudishly pretending people prefer pre-pubescent profiles protected by prohibited prurience … only frustrates matters. Rigged boobies will give animators an excuse to reinvent their inventories with fresh material, and arouse the SL economy. Even the RL market in hand lotion will likely see an increase.

Now that I’ve gotten that off my chest, I’d like to point out that I stepped back from the .950 release to the .904 version because — by a queer turn of SL physics — bouncing boobies isn’t compatible with sound in Linux clients.

By: Prof. Archie Lukas

Prof. Archie Lukas — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 11:33:46 +0000

Jiggle gently?

Bugger that, I bought her a pogo stick!

By: Poe Zepp

Poe Zepp — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 22:52:31 +0000

Ass jiggle? Ugh gawd no some of us don’t like jiggly fat asses. And with T and A both jiggling it would just be too much if yah ask me. Ewwww….

By: Miss Petunia Courtney Amaryllis Taliaferro, SL Leage of Decency

Miss Petunia Courtney Amaryllis Taliaferro, SL Leage of Decency — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 19:16:32 +0000

“Heaven help us if Miss Petunia Whats-er-name gets a hold of this! Her rack is so huge it’ll cause another great San Francisco earthquake and Linden’s offices will be the epicenter!”

I do not know whether I should blush or slap you, sir. Perhaps a swift kick in your “package” would suffice.

Still, if my “rack” were to cause such a seismic event, it would be a blessing for humanity that the Linden purveyors of smut in that city of sin were to sink into San Francisco Bay’s frigid waters.

And NO, no matter how much my queenly form may stir your loins, I shall not join the parade of misguided harlots as a “Post Sex Girl.” The demand to see me in my bloomers or even nude has, however, been great.

Fie, fie! Ladies, save the vision of paradise for your intended husbands and no others!

By: Waldo Snerd

Waldo Snerd — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 19:08:51 +0000

The ass jiggle is soon behind I wonder?