Comments on: Tepid Life 2009: A Tasteful Success

By: Jezzabel and Pappy Enoch Jailed | The Alphaville Herald

Jezzabel and Pappy Enoch Jailed | The Alphaville Herald — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 11:38:13 +0000

[...] Since the vandals used fingerpaints and Elmer’s glue to modify the masterwork, restoration of Tepid Life 2009’s winner of the Prokofy Neva medal for Anti-Collectivist Art may be [...]

By: Obvious Schism

Obvious Schism — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:12:17 +0000

I liked this article very much

By: Miss Petunia Amaryllis Courtney Taliaferro, Second Life League of Decency

Miss Petunia Amaryllis Courtney Taliaferro, Second Life League of Decency — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:45:29 +0000

Mr. Sklar, I’m touched, as ever, by your discernment.

And my dear Mary Elizabeth:

Though you are named for two queens, you clearly do not deserve to consort with your betters. “Fail” is such a colorless insult, don’t you think, dear?

Now “Mary Elizabeth organizes her thoughts with the grace and intellect of a toothless fishwife with multiple social diseases, including open sores” would truly be a memorable ad hominem statement.

Or perhaps you have not mastered your Latin well enough to use multiple-syllable words? Well, one must make do with what one has. Back to finishing school with you. Perhaps the Prokofy Neva Academy of Elocution? I understand that the headmistress (or is it Master?) does wonders with young ladies in need of a good polishing.

Yours Sincerely,

Petunia

By: Urizenus Sklar

Urizenus Sklar — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:08:31 +0000

wow, I have to get myself a copy of Ponderosa Serenade.

Epic insight as always, Ms. Petunia!

By: BamBam

BamBam — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:23:44 +0000

Ummm, HUH?!?!

By: Mary Elizabeth

Mary Elizabeth — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:11:18 +0000

This was boring and stupid. Fail.