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]]> By: Hard Rust http://alphavilleherald.com/2010/02/hard-alley-sex-sim-mayoral-election-to-be-held-february-20.html/comment-page-1#comment-381 Hard Rust Thu, 25 Feb 2010 13:26:48 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=24#comment-381 The election is over and Takashi Alexseev was victorious! Election day was a blast, with cheerleaders offering blow jobs to get votes for thier candidate, other candidates bribing and threatening voters, and some just playing dirty tricks on both the voters and the other candidates. Takashi was sworn in yesterday and now begins his reign of terror from his office atop City Hall, where he is already hard at work violating his interns. Thanks to all who participated and helped make this a lot of fun! The election is over and Takashi Alexseev was victorious! Election day was a blast, with cheerleaders offering blow jobs to get votes for thier candidate, other candidates bribing and threatening voters, and some just playing dirty tricks on both the voters and the other candidates.

Takashi was sworn in yesterday and now begins his reign of terror from his office atop City Hall, where he is already hard at work violating his interns.

Thanks to all who participated and helped make this a lot of fun!

]]> By: Jumpman Lane http://alphavilleherald.com/2010/02/hard-alley-sex-sim-mayoral-election-to-be-held-february-20.html/comment-page-1#comment-380 Jumpman Lane Sat, 13 Feb 2010 12:26:40 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=24#comment-380 heheheheh need to take that 20k and buy some GOOD furniture lol! heheheheh need to take that 20k and buy some GOOD furniture lol!

]]> By: Monica Lewinsky http://alphavilleherald.com/2010/02/hard-alley-sex-sim-mayoral-election-to-be-held-february-20.html/comment-page-1#comment-379 Monica Lewinsky Sat, 13 Feb 2010 10:59:44 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=24#comment-379 Puts on her best blue dress and sends in her application for Mayor's Intern Puts on her best blue dress and sends in her application for Mayor’s Intern

]]> By: Pappy Enoch, Future Mayor of Hard Alley http://alphavilleherald.com/2010/02/hard-alley-sex-sim-mayoral-election-to-be-held-february-20.html/comment-page-1#comment-378 Pappy Enoch, Future Mayor of Hard Alley Sat, 13 Feb 2010 10:01:39 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=24#comment-378 @Stroker, hell, I'd burn ol' Jumpy in elegy, or in the flesh, on gineral principles. Can I still git that butt of his first? I always thought it were his best part. Only one thing botherifies me: somebody left this-here note on my trailer (which am the Party Party HQ): "You are an abomination of the first order, and you shall not live to enjoy the spoils of your wickedness, you unevolved invertebrate. We shall expunge you before you corrupt any more people." It were sinned, at the bottom "Wild Orchid, Avenger of Purity." @Stroker, hell, I’d burn ol’ Jumpy in elegy, or in the flesh, on gineral principles.

Can I still git that butt of his first? I always thought it were his best part.

Only one thing botherifies me: somebody left this-here note on my trailer (which am the Party Party HQ):

“You are an abomination of the first order, and you shall not live to enjoy the spoils of your wickedness, you unevolved invertebrate. We shall expunge you before you corrupt any more people.”

It were sinned, at the bottom “Wild Orchid, Avenger of Purity.”

]]> By: Profoutlandish.blogspot.com http://alphavilleherald.com/2010/02/hard-alley-sex-sim-mayoral-election-to-be-held-february-20.html/comment-page-1#comment-377 Profoutlandish.blogspot.com Sat, 13 Feb 2010 07:51:23 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=24#comment-377 If elected, I promise to provide full coverage of the innaugural gala security cam footage in the Naughty News. Which reminds me, I need to add some campaign posters suitable for enjoying in the privacy of your own home to the campaign kit available in my sign. Expect that tomorrow evening. Remember, a vote for the Outlandish Party is a vote for trasnparency in government and in government uniforms. If elected, I promise to provide full coverage of the innaugural gala security cam footage in the Naughty News. Which reminds me, I need to add some campaign posters suitable for enjoying in the privacy of your own home to the campaign kit available in my sign. Expect that tomorrow evening. Remember, a vote for the Outlandish Party is a vote for trasnparency in government and in government uniforms.

]]> By: Hard Rust http://alphavilleherald.com/2010/02/hard-alley-sex-sim-mayoral-election-to-be-held-february-20.html/comment-page-1#comment-376 Hard Rust Sat, 13 Feb 2010 06:30:54 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=24#comment-376 I'll be converting part of the old Hard Luck Hotel as the new City Hall building to accomodate the Mayor's office and the new furniture Mr. Serpentine is so graciously donating. Security cameras will be installed to capture the abuse of any interns. I’ll be converting part of the old Hard Luck Hotel as the new City Hall building to accomodate the Mayor’s office and the new furniture Mr. Serpentine is so graciously donating. Security cameras will be installed to capture the abuse of any interns.

]]> By: Jumpman Lane http://alphavilleherald.com/2010/02/hard-alley-sex-sim-mayoral-election-to-be-held-february-20.html/comment-page-1#comment-375 Jumpman Lane Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:16:49 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=24#comment-375 say Stroker...who is Chyna Jinx? :) say Stroker…who is Chyna Jinx? :)

]]> By: Stroker Serpentine http://alphavilleherald.com/2010/02/hard-alley-sex-sim-mayoral-election-to-be-held-february-20.html/comment-page-1#comment-374 Stroker Serpentine Fri, 12 Feb 2010 21:02:34 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=24#comment-374 Regardless of who wins the esteemed honor of "Mayor of Hard Alley", the incumming Mayor will receive a custom made "Hard Alley Mayor" office set. Strokerz Toyz will also make a donation of 20,000 linden to the "Public Works Department" of the prevailing candidate who agrees to burn an effigy of Jumpman Lane during the inaugural ceremonies.Let the bribes begin! Regardless of who wins the esteemed honor of “Mayor of Hard Alley”, the incumming Mayor will receive a custom made “Hard Alley Mayor” office set. Strokerz Toyz will also make a donation of 20,000 linden to the “Public Works Department” of the prevailing candidate who agrees to burn an effigy of Jumpman Lane during the inaugural ceremonies.Let the bribes begin!

]]> By: Stroker Serpentine http://alphavilleherald.com/2010/02/hard-alley-sex-sim-mayoral-election-to-be-held-february-20.html/comment-page-1#comment-373 Stroker Serpentine Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:31:25 +0000 http://localhost/wp_2/?p=24#comment-373 Free SexGen(R) toy for everyone who votes for Pappy Enoch and the Party Party! Free SexGen(R) toy for everyone who votes for Pappy Enoch and the Party Party!

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