And Bill Clinton did not inhale that joint he was smoking in his dorm room during his college years.

Communities like CD, Hard Alley, etc. have not just survived, but thrived since 2006 or longer — wouldn’t have been possible if both community and admins weren’t vigilant.

Martin Bane aka Jumpman Lane the Bane of our lives

“221. Feb 19, 2010 10:51 PM in response to: Brenda Connolly
Re: Is the “HumpBoy Lame” object harassing?

“..But this has been an ongoing battle between he and Stroker, neither side can claim any moral high ground.”

Brenda, I respect your opinions, but let’s set the record straight here. This has been a ONE MAN WAR perpetuated against myself, my business and my real life. NEVER..EVER have I spoken to this character, engaged him or contacted him. I am going to go against my better judgement and give him exactly what he wants from all of you. Attention. To wit:

1. I have not created month’s (six and counting) of blogs dedicated to defaming/embarrasing/alienating him as he has here:

http://www.slutmaginc.com/

2. I don’t post comments on my Twitter such as:

“Tweeples i think Stroker Serpentine’s rl wife’s lips burnt up black from smokin that shit! crack monster!

“Stroker Serpentine Creates Age-Play Sex Toy in Defiance of Linden Lab http://www.slutmaginc.com/ ”

3. I haven’t attacked his real life as he has done on my real life wikipedia page (150 plus edits and counting) as “Martin Bane” to which he bragged as doing in these very forums:

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Stroker_Serpentine&offset=20091126182519&limit=500&action=history

4.I have not made disparaging comments about his wife (assuming he has one) on the Official Forums as he has done on numerous occasions in full view of Forum Moderators in receipt of Abuse Reports.

5. I have never burned an effigy of him and publicized it grid wide with no intervention by Linden Lab after numerous AR’s.

http://foo.secondlifeherald.com/slh/2010/01/jumpman-lane-leaps-to-labs-defense-burns-stroker-serpentine-in-effigy.html

6. I have never claimed to be acting on behalf of Linden Lab:

JumpmanLane ya know, they greenlighted @StrokerSerp. open season!

7. I have never posted group notices making accusations of “Kiddie Porn”:

Group Notice: Jumpman Lane’s Slut Magazine(c) RDR Sent by: Jumpman Lane: What Spurred the Eros Kiddie Porn Scandal?

8. I don’t show up at event’s and grief him intentionally and then brag about it in a blog.

9. I have never made accusations of content theft/pedophilia/age-play against him.

10. I have never been banned from SL, a plethora of forums, Ning or any other social media.

SIX MONTHS THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON. If ANYONE can produce ANY contact, retaliatory measure or antagonism I have perpetuated prior to this “parody”, post it here, or better yet, send it to Mr. Lane. He’ll be sure to edit it for context and add it to his rag. This has not been anything close to a “battle”. It has been well documented and commented on as a personal vendetta under the guise of “Stand up against Stroker, he’s going to ruin your Second Life!”.

I get that not everyone agrees with our litigation against Linden Lab. I understand I am somewhat of a public figure. Take all the shots you want, I have broad shoulders and thick skin. But leave my family and friends out of it. Only the most juvenile of mentalities resort to such tactics.

In a moment of therapeutic retaliation, after 6 months of biting my tongue, ignoring him and going against great advice from my attorneys, family and friends, I deviously made a parody no less defaming than being burned on a cross. If you choose to perceive it as rape or age-play that’s your choice. Accuse me of it and I’ll see you in court. Such accusations can be the death nail for adult content creators. And, contrary to popular belief, I don’t depend on SL for all of my income. Eros, LLC is a legitimate, licensed and reputable company.

I have AR’d all I am going to AR and it is clear to me that Linden Lab is not going to adjudicate a resident v. resident dispute. I’m okay with that. But I am not going to sit down for any more of this character assasination. He has now crossed a legal line of defamation and slander with accusations of pedophilia on the web, not just in Second Life. Was he antagonized? Absolutely! Was it childish? Damn straight! I found it particularly delicious after months of unsolicited abuse, when the tables were turned he goes bwaahhing butt-hurt (sic) to Linden Lab:

@BlondinLinden heheheh Stroker is defaming me in second life! i filed ars and yapped with support! I need my Linden alt to look into thangs!

@mlindenSL I’m being griefed in world i need ya help REAL bad!

And all of this from a “self-confessed” Duke Grad?

But then I suspected it all along. He can dish it but he can’t take it. Now I know. I claim no “moral high ground” here. I mean, fgs my entire entrepreneural career is questionable. I’m okay with that too. But I will NOT sit idly by while my RL company, RL family and SL friends are manipulated, slandered and defamed. That’s what attorneys are for. (pssst…here’s next months content for you..I can see the headlines now!)

So file your AR’s..pontificate/ajudicate/cojole ad nauseum..You are all willing participants in his narcissistic game. I will return to ignoring him now. Thanks for playing. Nothing to see here.

“the enemies of linden lab are pikers, sure! but we are after one thing: powah! and we mean business!” J.L.”

Stroker sure appears to be sodoming a child on xstreet in that pic. he should have named it HUMP MAN instead of HUMP BOY and made it taller.

you are a flake and a hypocrite which is why i told you to get on like u been shit on!