JLU Top Secret BUG: Jesus Christ: The pen is mightier than the sword ()

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JLU Agent: Jesus Christ, you used a profanity whilst chatting!
Jesus Christ: What, when, and how do you know?
JLU Agent: I used my super big ear, now please stand still while I AR you
Jesus Christ: What did I say wrong?
JLU Agent: you said penis
Jesus Christ: I didn’t I said Pen Is, and you are not supposed to remotely monitor conversation
JLU Agent: I am JLU I monitor for your protection.
JLU Agent: Also it is not my fault you typo’d your word, deliberately I think.
Jesus Christ: OMFG
JLU Agent: That is another AR, abbreviating a profanity is as bad as saying it in full!
Jesus Christ: How are you protecting me?
JLU Agent: I am not, you are a griefer. By having you banned I and protecting normal people.
Jesus Christ: you cannot do this, I will AR you.
JLU Agent: /1 brainiac top secret com link – agent under assault – calling all heros to slurl/mysim/14/12/23
(14 JLU TP in and report for various reasons)
Jesus Christ leaves sim (banned)

~ this is fiction, I wrote it, its mine, it is not to be copied to the JLU wiki. We will find out on the next release – XD. Seriously though, this is how I imagine they (the JLU) work.

offence – ‘smoking in sim’ – WTF? who the hell do these JLU think they are
offence – tizzers Foxchase – so just being someone is illegal in their veiw ?
offence – account sharing – surely entirely up to them ?
offence – objects uses individuals name’
offence – placing flowewrs for a banned avatar ‘ how is that greifing or against tos?

best one tho is ‘rezzing objects – [sic] so everyone in sL is guilty by JLU rules

it is very clear from looking at the list of ‘crimes’
that the JLU are also actively monitering the profiles of avatars they meet

‘body part in name’
non pg content in user profile’
‘no location – under age avi’
‘obscene quotes in picks tab ‘ surely it is for LL to judge ‘obscene’
as obscenity is in the eye of the beholder

actively monitoring groups profiles:
‘owner of a group that defames’

and moreover actively monitoring the LL map
group holding on sim speels out obscene words or defames other group

we do not need or want the ‘moral majority / mary whitehouse’ nonsense in SL
or before we know it we will be be tyrannized by the sick insanity of sharia ‘law’

…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Seriously? “Their” stuff? “Stolen by Herald/whoever”?

Yet again, an insistent plea that shit about other people Venkman doesn’t even know(but is obviously obsessed with)aparrantly belongs to the JLU.

Tux: “FYI – Kalel filed a DMCA against me at the start of the week for hosting jlu.sl4.me. Instead of reporting to my abuse systems he approached the company that hosts my servers. Of course they approached me asking about the copyrighted material.

Anyways, to cut a long story short (after my solicitor stopped laughing and calmed down he wrote a few paragraphs on the UK law regarding this), I sent this to the hosting company. I guess they spent some time laughing too (lets face it ‘I, Superman, am filing DMCA against a little male fairy for reformatting publically available material, pages of what other people have said and the fact that I use images and designs from a comic book. Oh and its in a virtual world!’).

They have sent a message to him saying amongst other things they will not be removing the wiki. So theres one! Hopefully others will see how crazy it is!”

Nice one.

Btw: http://www.ziddu.com/download/8174719/SumShit.rar.html

Old link but a backup I made a while back. Hosted offshore, so no one’ll give a shit if Superman wants it removed.

info saved to spread sheet to be used to aid in banning the JLU greifers from my SL plots

Your RL information will not be released unless ‘real’ charges are filed. Once a concise explanation of the facts are given to ISPs and Hosts they will pull out. Because all the content is taken from a game without permission of all parties involved there can be no copyright. Make sure you offer to remove specific content which is proven to be the Intellectual Property of a Real Person. There is no copyright (at least not in terms of UK law), but here it is classed IP which must be something unique and proven that they thought of and created it! A DMCA is invalid for an avatar name. You can also request the initial accusation.

So, do just that request the initial email, if there is no RL info refuse it. If there is explain that it is all about a game. At all times make sure to your ISP or Host that you wish to remain anonymous and they are not to give your RL info out. If the ISP or Host still wants to pull the data, you are probably going to have to release your RL info to deny the DMCA through more official channels.

I would ask that anyone receiving a take down notice ask for the DMCA letter. If it has or hasn’t got Kalel’s RL info is irrelevant. Replace your RL info (if it is there) with your SL info. But leave Kalel’s info. DMCA is a public document, send them to me, I will make a wiki – XD. Lets see how he feels when his repetitive false claims are listed with his info! Of course this would be a site dedicated to demonstrating DMCA’s in action and how the process can be abused and not for defaming or shaming any group or individual!

In fact, if there was a petition in which everyone who was in the wiki or feels strong against it could sign. Then said petition was sent to the REAL Superhero creators, I am certain they would act. Think of the publicity they would gain from it. Not to mention the commission they could make from in world merchandise. They certainly wouldn’t want to be affiliated with a group which casts the Superhero’s in such a bad light!

‘Yes, Kalel, you can use our image and costumes whilst PLAYING your GAMES, but we will charge you a usage fee $1,000. Plus your actions would have to stop and you must act NORMAL!’

@Alyx – tyvm

It’s annoying how the Herald and all of their friends like to refer to harvesting personal data as ‘stalker-ish behavior’. It isn’t illegal. Telemarketers do it. Private Investigators do it. Hackers do it. Happens everywhere, all the time. It’s objectionable when a group with questionable ethics does it, but that’s it. Nowhere in the USA is it illegal, and no one is getting extradited to the UK because of what their laws supposedly say for what is most likely the equivalent of a misdemeanor in that country. People only tend to get extradited over serious stuff.

The true cowards and weaklings are the ones who are so fearful of someone on the internet finding out who they are, that they throw tantrums any time someone (especially someone close to them) gets dox’d and turn the stupid affair into the fecking cuban missile crisis. Someone got dox’d – that’s it. While I am sure that people like Pixeleen consider that offense an equivalent to murder or something, because of her own intense fear of being ‘outed’, let’s not blow it out of proportion. Most of your names are in phonebooks. So are your addresses and telephone numbers. They’re just names and telephone numbers. A determined stalker would find you wherever you are anyways so put it into perspective for christ’s sake.

These people are especially cowardly, because they antagonize other people using means that THEY believe are acceptable, but when they get their ass bit want to come back and holler about the other person’s tactics. Well, I say using a turnkey blog with thousands of readers (which came with it) to antagonize is low, and if you could gather dox and hax to back bite your enemies and you were pissed enough, you’d probably be doing it. But you can’t, because you’re Pixeleen Fucking Mistral, who refers to buffer overflows as ‘code overflows’. What a fucking hypocrite.

Anyway, the JLU blows and their DMCA is shit. Typepad’s edit is merely a temporary setback.

Kalel, I know you’re reading this, I’ll tell you now: You have clearly no fucking clue how the internet and its denizens work. You’ve handled this situation completely and utterly wrong. If you had just ignored the leak and made no attempt to cover it up, this whole shitstorm would have blown over in a week.

Instead, you’ve demonstrated woeful ignorance and become just another case of the the Streisand Effect.(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect)

You are a fool.