She’s a keeper!

Boop’s Law (also known as Boop’s Rule of Lane Analogies or Boop’s Law of Lane Devolution) is a ‘humorous’ observation made by Betty Boop’s Thyroid in 2010 which has become an Internet adage. It states: “As an online discussion grows longer, the probability that the thread will devolve into a discussion of Jumpman Lane’s general level of suckiness approches 1″

That is such a wonderful idea! It will certainly be a new project I undertake. I am at work, however, on a feature piece for Miss Mistral about my visits to several Linden Lab office hours, at which I raise vital concerns about the smut that is so rampant in Second Life, including–shudder–the vulgar hair-styles that should have been banned under the new Terms of Service.

Crass hair is, of course, the harbinger of sin.

Since Mr. Lane has such poor taste in clothing and hair, I shall slay two birds with one stone and confront the Lindens with the man’s many affronts to public decency and refined sensibilities.

Where have fled the days that you fought your own battles, Miss P.?

If I may make a suggestion: lead by example, teach by example.

I did a little research on the man you propose I give a public bollocking and it turns out he is the publisher of a well-read magazine (an electronic publication no less, the one that can be read without the use of any hands).

Why not submit an article in your impeccable prose? Surely such a gem would provide the contrast to make him see the error of his ways?

Well, it goes to show that civilized people do continue to associate themselves with this publication.

Since they have both demonstrated superior intellectual skills and refined taste, would Miss (I presume) Monday and Miss Garsdale undertake a more pressing grammatical mission?

Someone simply must halt Mr. Jumpman Lane’s murder of the Queen’s English with some harsh lessons, or, failing that, cut out his tongue and chop off his filth-encrusted fingers.

You may decide which course is best.

Yours,

Petunia

But I will say this:
Never argue with an idiot they will drag you down the their level and beat you with experience.

“I’d nail that!”

It’s “close at hand” — just to pick a nit.

You’re right about the wrong use of “hast”, though. Sorry, Miss P.

“hast” is clearly the second person SINGULAR.