Comments on: Squattin’ Life Part 4: Home Decor

By: thx 2 baggz u hobo

thx 2 baggz u hobo — Sun, 16 May 2010 17:29:00 +0000

"Here we have the Stikkman bouncing his merry way along at Calleta to a fine bluegrass tune. Some toe tappin, can't sit still, great bluegrass; don't miss it y'all." http://blip.tv/file/1149242

By: Emperor Norton hears a who?

Emperor Norton hears a who? — Fri, 14 May 2010 15:35:27 +0000

Safety Pappy Safety. TV by the wading pool; serious virtual electrocution hazard! Do want to be in your pool one afternoon cleaning your yard rife when you sister comes stumbling by after her breakfast adult drink and knocks that TV into the pool? No! You’re running a class joint so far so don’t mess it up like that.

By: Pappy Enoch

Pappy Enoch — Fri, 14 May 2010 14:22:08 +0000

Time for some “rootin’ & shootin’ ” I reckons, hobo. Just like we does in Enoch Holler every weekend! Ol’ Rip Snorter got a ton o’ sawdust in the tranny and some new tires I done borrowed from a fake-car lot. I’ll git ‘em back again befo’ they am bald, an’ borrow me a fresh set.

I loves that there Royal Fizzbin card game. I knows you will teach me them rules (they kept a-changin’ last time and I lost my shack).

By: hobo kelly

hobo kelly — Fri, 14 May 2010 11:07:45 +0000

Wellsum, I surely like the looks of yer pickemup truck there Pappy. It looks real sturdy to me. What with a bumper like that, all bent up with some dents but still hangin’ on real good, it gives a gal the feelin’ that if she were to go ridin’ in such a sturdy conveyance like that, wellsum thar sure wouldn’t be any doubts or such about making it back home safe and sound and all, even if you had to lets say, smash someone or something that got in yer way that was fixin to waylay ya along side of some dark road when ya’s least expect it. I ‘speck ya’all could get that baby up to rammin’ speed and let some sombitch have it real good wif that fine looking pickemup truck. If ya ever want ta make an afternoon outta changin the oil in ‘er and toppin off the sawdust in ‘er tranny, and mebbe havin’ us a quick game of Royal Fizbin, except on Fridays, wellsum you’all just gimme a call there Pappy.

By: David McNaughten

David McNaughten — Thu, 13 May 2010 13:30:16 +0000

I always enjoy reading these. This is some of the best writing on the Herald (and some of the most honest, since the Herald is mostly fiction anyway…)