Comments on: Fake Trial of Century Begins

By: Fake Trial of Century Ends | The Alphaville Herald

Fake Trial of Century Ends | The Alphaville Herald — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 03:13:20 +0000

[...] my first dispatch about this celebrity trial, Septimus Severus Legume, representing Miss Petunia Courtney Amaryllis Taliaferro, President for [...]

By: A Plea for Help, Answered! | The Alphaville Herald

A Plea for Help, Answered! | The Alphaville Herald — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 11:01:27 +0000

[...] readers, there am a God. Jezz am me am fitin’ for our lives in court when I gots me this-here letter from a real angel. It come through the Interweb tubes onto the jail [...]

By: Dammit

Dammit — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 09:38:54 +0000

So well said, Pappy…so well said.

We am one big ol’ emo famberly in SL – etch’n ebrey wun ev uz.

By: Pappy Enoch

Pappy Enoch — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 21:52:48 +0000

@YO, if’n you was a hillbilly you wood be an emo, too.

The way I sees it, Bluegrass were the original emo music, what with gals who done you wrong, dawgs who died befo’ they time, mamas who got sick, and pappys who got drunk an run off on the po’ starvin’ famberly.

By: YO

YO — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 21:19:24 +0000

This newspaper reports on the most nerdy shit. This shit is ran by emos!@

By: Pappy Enoch

Pappy Enoch — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 11:36:58 +0000

Hoo whee. That bar’l won’t fit that gut-buckit old prune. Wood be like squeezin’ a go-rilla into a girdle!

To find a tube big enuff for Miss Pee-toonia, they’d need a stage from one o’ them Setonfire Rockets like NASA used to shoot at the moon until they got smart and becum NASCAR.

By: Danziel Lane

Danziel Lane — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 09:33:18 +0000

Darien said: “You know, it’s not SL Art, unless it has a breast on it. Just saying.”

Well … maybe the judge will get the idea to make Pappy and Miss Petunia change their clothes … would be funny to look at Pappy then … but … if we take a peek into the barrel after that … more than only “a breast” I would say.
That would be a relly shocking piece of SL art, I guess.

By: Karen Palen

Karen Palen — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 07:49:16 +0000

A lot more fun than the usual SL drama!

By: hobo kelly

hobo kelly — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:55:15 +0000

Wellsum, its like I am alwayz sayin, “Iffn that thar barrel dun don’t fit youall gots ta aquit”

By: Emperor Norton hears a who?

Emperor Norton hears a who? — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:48:32 +0000

Using fake trails to suppress art unnaccaptable to the elites is what Hitler was talking about when he wrote Das Kaptal. Connect the dots people; SL is in the midst of a neo-statest take over.