Comments on: A Plea for Help, Answered!

By: Pappy Enoch

Pappy Enoch — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 13:56:00 +0000

It are improvin’ somewhat. I cut me some deals after my law-dog Slewfoot brung in a box o’ lottery tickets and Shine for them guards.

My rotten sister Jezz done got the barrel I were wearin’ and I gots her stripy uniform.

And she done shot her mouth off too much and got moved to the bathroom, so’s I got the cell to myself. It am all cozy-like. I cain’t even hear the sounds of them beatins Jezz gits, from my new Barky Lounge chair in front o’ the colur TV set.

By: Danziel Lane

Danziel Lane — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 07:06:38 +0000

Hmmm… Pappy ….

Are you sure, it’s a jail you are in?

Obviously you have an internet connection and allowance to employ bottom dogs, now even wearing a rather extravagant pinstripe suit … to me that looks and sounds more like a hotel suite that a jail cell.

By: Pappy Enoch

Pappy Enoch — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 01:28:41 +0000

This-here news am all real, Jumpy: ‘specially the way I wants to git you as “bottom dawg” in my jail cell.

By: Jumpman Lane

Jumpman Lane — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 20:16:42 +0000

FAKE news inna herald say it aint so!

By: The Damned

The Damned — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 02:55:20 +0000

Anyone wishing to experience low-cost Paypal or credit card fraud can email or wire me $10.

By: Deadlycodec

Deadlycodec — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 23:27:48 +0000

Damn Nigerian 411 scams! Sometimes it’s fun to message them back, and jerk them around a little. Same thing with those money mule scams where they try to offer people work “re-shipping goods”, which were actually ordered by botnet operators in Estonia with stolen credit card information – they’re using people to launder stolen money from massive identity theft rings. I had one time, where I wrote one back and offered to sell them some source code for some malware, and actually got them to talk business with me. It was crazy. There was never any sort of transaction or anything, but it was so weird to read about this stuff in all of these news articles, and to actually encounter it happening out there and to confirm independently, first-hand what they were doing.