Comments on: Fake Trial of Century Ends http://alphavilleherald.com/2010/08/fake-trial-of-century-ends.html Always Fairly Unbalanced Tue, 04 Oct 2016 13:18:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Pappy Enoch http://alphavilleherald.com/2010/08/fake-trial-of-century-ends.html/comment-page-1#comment-73130 Pappy Enoch Wed, 18 May 2011 11:22:05 +0000 http://alphavilleherald.com/?p=4178#comment-73130 @hobo, Don't git none o' them builder-geeks started. They mite make them some Prok-poppets. What am wurse: Miss Pee-toonia Courtly Amaretto Tailfeathers am soon to git out o' jail. Gawd help poor me. I hears she plans to propose to her "Darlin' an' dashin' lil' ol' Proky-Poo." Meanwhile, I are on the lam. I done got beat up an' throwed out'n Miss P's mansion by Jezz, who then got drunk, burned the place down, then put her a trailer on the lot. Well, they am some justice in the fake world. Trailer done burned down, too. @hobo, Don’t git none o’ them builder-geeks started. They mite make them some Prok-poppets.

What am wurse: Miss Pee-toonia Courtly Amaretto Tailfeathers am soon to git out o’ jail. Gawd help poor me.

I hears she plans to propose to her “Darlin’ an’ dashin’ lil’ ol’ Proky-Poo.”

Meanwhile, I are on the lam. I done got beat up an’ throwed out’n Miss P’s mansion by Jezz, who then got drunk, burned the place down, then put her a trailer on the lot.

Well, they am some justice in the fake world. Trailer done burned down, too.

]]> By: hobo kelly http://alphavilleherald.com/2010/08/fake-trial-of-century-ends.html/comment-page-1#comment-73127 hobo kelly Wed, 18 May 2011 10:09:47 +0000 http://alphavilleherald.com/?p=4178#comment-73127 so like I have now been going around to all the breedable animal sims looking for a Prok Puppets(tm) thing. In my mind I just saw the Crazy Cat Lady Talking Hand Puppet head growing on some kind of breedable pet or something... omg that is a nasty thought, imagine Crazy Cat Lady heads appearing on breedable animals as they mature.. all of them looking back at you with taped up glasses and that wonkey eye... walking around bumping into each other... ProkPets(tm) yeaaaaaah, i wonder who could make them... they could ride on your shoulder sometimes and shout out stuff at people, like: "TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF OF THAT KEYBOARD YOU TECHNOCOMMUNIST NIHILIST GEEK" and maybe "OH YOU'RE A LINDEN, GO TO HELL YOU DESTROYER OF THE LAND MARKET" and the ever popular self-deprecating humor "BAN PROK!"... weird. I will find me a CCLTHP some day... so like I have now been going around to all the breedable animal sims looking for a Prok Puppets(tm) thing. In my mind I just saw the Crazy Cat Lady Talking Hand Puppet head growing on some kind of breedable pet or something… omg that is a nasty thought, imagine Crazy Cat Lady heads appearing on breedable animals as they mature.. all of them looking back at you with taped up glasses and that wonkey eye… walking around bumping into each other… ProkPets(tm) yeaaaaaah, i wonder who could make them… they could ride on your shoulder sometimes and shout out stuff at people, like: “TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF OF THAT KEYBOARD YOU TECHNOCOMMUNIST NIHILIST GEEK” and maybe “OH YOU’RE A LINDEN, GO TO HELL YOU DESTROYER OF THE LAND MARKET” and the ever popular self-deprecating humor “BAN PROK!”… weird. I will find me a CCLTHP some day…

]]> By: General Drama http://alphavilleherald.com/2010/08/fake-trial-of-century-ends.html/comment-page-1#comment-62533 General Drama Sun, 15 Aug 2010 04:59:36 +0000 http://alphavilleherald.com/?p=4178#comment-62533 Pappy, I'll have you know that I am, in fact, a certified redneck myself, albeit one who has some semblance of edjumication (and done packed up teh house and moved to Beverly). I own some shit kickers that have actually come into contact with cow and/or horse manure on more than passing occasion, and a choice of shotguns with which to hold a shotgun wedding should the need arise. The majority of my shirts are either flannel or t-shirts, and my back pocket has a round wear pattern in it from my chaw tin. I got one of them Roads Scholarships, like that feller Slick Willie got before he played hide-the-cigar with that fat jewish chick. I still haven't found out what road they were referring to. And no, I'm not Prok, though thats funny you thought so. As for Jez posing nekkid, don't you think that's her decision? Jez, I'll put up 10 spacebux and a pack'o smokes for you to do a Post 6 pictorial. At0m0, I know that one. Hillbilly girls most frequent saying during sex is "Dad, yer crushin mah smokes." If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for anybody else's. Norton, Any court that Prok isn't judge, jury, and reputational executioner is clearly a Woodburyist Tekkiwikki Technocommunist conspiracy against her earning spacebux. Someone should make an English to Prok translator so people can properly feed prokanista-esque statements to their Prok Puppets(tm). Pappy,
I’ll have you know that I am, in fact, a certified redneck myself, albeit one who has some semblance of edjumication (and done packed up teh house and moved to Beverly). I own some shit kickers that have actually come into contact with cow and/or horse manure on more than passing occasion, and a choice of shotguns with which to hold a shotgun wedding should the need arise. The majority of my shirts are either flannel or t-shirts, and my back pocket has a round wear pattern in it from my chaw tin.
I got one of them Roads Scholarships, like that feller Slick Willie got before he played hide-the-cigar with that fat jewish chick. I still haven’t found out what road they were referring to.
And no, I’m not Prok, though thats funny you thought so.

As for Jez posing nekkid, don’t you think that’s her decision?

Jez, I’ll put up 10 spacebux and a pack’o smokes for you to do a Post 6 pictorial.

At0m0, I know that one. Hillbilly girls most frequent saying during sex is “Dad, yer crushin mah smokes.”
If she ain’t good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for anybody else’s.

Norton,
Any court that Prok isn’t judge, jury, and reputational executioner is clearly a Woodburyist Tekkiwikki Technocommunist conspiracy against her earning spacebux. Someone should make an English to Prok translator so people can properly feed prokanista-esque statements to their Prok Puppets(tm).

]]> By: Emperor Norton hears a who? http://alphavilleherald.com/2010/08/fake-trial-of-century-ends.html/comment-page-1#comment-62514 Emperor Norton hears a who? Fri, 13 Aug 2010 17:33:58 +0000 http://alphavilleherald.com/?p=4178#comment-62514 Coke, Prok views courts as a Libertarian (as in Communist) conspiracies. Therefore *all* trails are fake to her. Coke,

Prok views courts as a Libertarian (as in Communist) conspiracies. Therefore *all* trails are fake to her.

]]> By: David McNaughten http://alphavilleherald.com/2010/08/fake-trial-of-century-ends.html/comment-page-1#comment-62509 David McNaughten Fri, 13 Aug 2010 13:18:30 +0000 http://alphavilleherald.com/?p=4178#comment-62509 Wow. A Prokofy reference out of nowhere. You guys really are obsessed. Wow. A Prokofy reference out of nowhere.

You guys really are obsessed.

]]> By: Coke http://alphavilleherald.com/2010/08/fake-trial-of-century-ends.html/comment-page-1#comment-62503 Coke Fri, 13 Aug 2010 02:28:51 +0000 http://alphavilleherald.com/?p=4178#comment-62503 Anyone know if the Prok has made any comment about the poll results? I'm surprised the nutty old windbag hasn't come here with a few pages of text explaining why this is some conspiracy to smear her name or something and how those of us that don't agree are all assholes Anyone know if the Prok has made any comment about the poll results? I’m surprised the nutty old windbag hasn’t come here with a few pages of text explaining why this is some conspiracy to smear her name or something and how those of us that don’t agree are all assholes

]]> By: At0m0 Beerbaum http://alphavilleherald.com/2010/08/fake-trial-of-century-ends.html/comment-page-1#comment-62502 At0m0 Beerbaum Fri, 13 Aug 2010 01:50:44 +0000 http://alphavilleherald.com/?p=4178#comment-62502 How does a hillbilly girl know that her mom is on her period? Her brother's dick tastes funny. How does a hillbilly girl know that her mom is on her period?
Her brother’s dick tastes funny.

]]> By: II Singh http://alphavilleherald.com/2010/08/fake-trial-of-century-ends.html/comment-page-1#comment-62500 II Singh Thu, 12 Aug 2010 23:32:01 +0000 http://alphavilleherald.com/?p=4178#comment-62500 @Journey Yellowlist.... good point. One made abundantly clear with just about anything I see in SL these days. Whether it be paranoia and thuggery, preoccupation with beastiality or bizarre mixed-messages from the supposed "governing body and their lack of direction as a company in general. Decadence and de-evolution as a society. Next stop the proverbial societal slime in the oceans. @Journey Yellowlist…. good point. One made abundantly clear with just about anything I see in SL these days. Whether it be paranoia and thuggery, preoccupation with beastiality or bizarre mixed-messages from the supposed “governing body and their lack of direction as a company in general. Decadence and de-evolution as a society. Next stop the proverbial societal slime in the oceans.

]]> By: Journey Yellowlist http://alphavilleherald.com/2010/08/fake-trial-of-century-ends.html/comment-page-1#comment-62496 Journey Yellowlist Thu, 12 Aug 2010 19:36:22 +0000 http://alphavilleherald.com/?p=4178#comment-62496 A collapsing civilization always produces barbarous art. Why should a fake online community circling the drain be any different? Retarded minds wish to know! A collapsing civilization always produces barbarous art.

Why should a fake online community circling the drain be any different?

Retarded minds wish to know!

]]> By: II Singh http://alphavilleherald.com/2010/08/fake-trial-of-century-ends.html/comment-page-1#comment-62495 II Singh Thu, 12 Aug 2010 18:33:08 +0000 http://alphavilleherald.com/?p=4178#comment-62495 Man I used the word lame three times to describe Alphaville's latest offerings was that a Freudian slip..... not. Man I used the word lame three times to describe Alphaville’s latest offerings was that a Freudian slip….. not.

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