Comments on: GameCrush – Hawt Online PlayDates for Basement Dwellers

By: Little Lost Linden

Little Lost Linden — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 04:27:25 +0000

Looking at the GameCrush hotties, the only thing that comes to mind right now is “Lay em down and smack em yack em. Cold got to be!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpnHl8aXZpM

By: Edna

Edna — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 02:36:40 +0000

I’d rather stay home and watch Mike “The Situation” on Dancing with the Stars

By: Alyx Stoklitsky

Alyx Stoklitsky — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 21:03:44 +0000

This was on Kotaku months and months ago, and kotaku are known for being slow.

Guess what that makes you.

By: Basement Bargain

Basement Bargain — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 20:09:29 +0000

After all, finding a chick who actually likes to game (AND is good at it) is every boy’s wet dream.

Is it? Personally I’d settle for one that isn’t TOO fat.

By: Emperor Norton hears a who?

Emperor Norton hears a who? — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 18:08:09 +0000

Pappy Enoch @ “So the truth must come out: I are one of the gals in the first photygraph”

There no end to the lies Pappy? We believed in you!

Remember one day those hot, tight abs of your super model body will fade and then you will *wish* you were some fat, drunken hillbilly.

By: Observer

Observer — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 18:03:22 +0000

err… $1.20 that is…

hey pappy must be you on the right eh? she looks like she know how to slop hogs.

By: Observer

Observer — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 18:01:15 +0000

Lessee … average dumbass geek male playing video games all day takes 2 minutes to get off. $120 for one session. That’s what? L$500 for 2 minutes?

Looks like the price of Zindra SLutz just went up. Or time per session dropped. One or the other.

By: Gundel Gaukelei

Gundel Gaukelei — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 15:57:47 +0000

That’s how you get laid nowadays? What happened to our good old tools of trade: blatancy, deception and a decent bottle of some cheap alcohol from Dad’s not so secret locker (which luckily also contained some sort of instruction manual)?

By: Pappy Enoch

Pappy Enoch — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 14:34:23 +0000

So the truth must come out: I are one of the gals in the first photygraph.

Hoo whee.

Just don’t tell my lovey-dove Omar Sharif (as I done telled y’all many times, I lives on his yacht in Monaco) that his little “hillbilly luv dumplin” am helpin’ fat men fap and makin’ some money to pay for her Coke habit.