Comments on: Monkey Business and a Hot Date

By: Lena

Lena — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 14:21:13 +0000

I like Monkeys

By: April Cordeaux

April Cordeaux — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 22:16:57 +0000

Watch out, they may find a way to breed like those dinosaurs in Jurasic park

By: Pappy Enoch

Pappy Enoch — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 20:02:26 +0000

Them monkeys ain’t a-gonna learn to talk an’ carry rifles, neither.

Trust no monkey.

By: Canoro

Canoro — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 01:21:48 +0000

having lots of monkeys all over Second Life would be a concern, if only they breed, but it says in their website ( http://juicybomb.com/2011/02/13/zooby-trainapets-monkey ) that “These Monkeys do not breed.”
so no problem about monkeys all around.

By: Pappy Enoch

Pappy Enoch — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 15:02:59 +0000

I are on the story. Here am sum food fo’ thinkin’ about how them monkeys think:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXJ07w3i6L0

By: Senban Babii

Senban Babii — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 10:22:55 +0000

Well cornsider this Pappy.

A script is born that spies and datamines. It is hidden inside something cute. You take it home and breed it and now there’s two of these datamining devices. Then they breed. And then they breed.

And suddenly the whole grid has little cute monkeys that are listening and recording.

Farfetched? How about a viewer that was so useful that everyone thought it was wonderful. Billions of people used it. And then it turned out that wrapped in that wonderful package was something that was not our friend.

Take another look at your monkeys. How sure are you that they’re as innocent as they appear?

This is the internet. You can’t prove it won’t happen.

By: Pappy Enoch

Pappy Enoch — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 00:20:07 +0000

Y’all ever thinked hard on who done begat the breedable animal-critters?

A feller called Zaius.

That am rite. Same one as the Defender o’ the Monkey Faith. It am a corn-spiracy, ya’ll. I aims to git to the bottom o’ it before it am too late.

By: Senban Babii

Senban Babii — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 22:52:41 +0000

If only we’d listened to Kim Jong-Il, this would never have come to pass.

Seriously though how are these things breedable? Do they make sweet monkey love at each other? Will this in fact lead to a parallel market in virtual monkey pr0n machinima?

This is the internet. You can’t prove it won’t happen.

By: Emperor Norton hears a who?

Emperor Norton hears a who? — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 15:59:14 +0000

Near naked woman and a “breedable pet”. Sums up Second Life.

Pretty funny Hamlut “Facebook” Au is pushing this. Sort of like a producer of an exploitation film trying to dress the movie up as a morality lecture.

By: Oh noes

Oh noes — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 12:25:22 +0000

Someone called me?