Quoted for the truth

There was reason Neil was always so breathless in the Dudley Do-Right show, just saying.

“fast table service” am a revelashun to me. I wish I were a short feller, too.

You done teached me sum’fin I never thinked my head on when watchin’ them Bullwanker an’ Rocky car-toons.

I swear I learns new stuff at the Herald every dang day: this am a education site, I reckons. Next thing you knows, we’ll figger out why they done called that dumb police feller “Dudley Do-Right.”

I reckon all the gals on that show got them sum service.

Observe the size difference between Boris and Natasha; he barely comes up to her navel and has a flat head. Allegedly among tall women a man like Boris is said to give “fast table service”. This explains Natasha’s constant grin.

There are times the Emperor wishes he was short.

@Persephone, I done though it were Boris who were hung like a hoss. That would explain why that hot hot hottie from Hotgrad, Natasha, done hung wif that lil’ ol’ Commie runt.