Comments on: Second Life: Sex, Hair and Dancing!!!

By: hobo kelly

hobo kelly — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 12:58:21 +0000

It would sure be neat if Hot Mess Debbie and Bitey Barky Smokinhot could get together and team up with Ace reporter Pappy Enoch and his sister Jezebelle for some kind of wild gonzo journalistic ride around the grid somewhere, on the road in the Hearld Party Van so to speak. Swinging wide and wild. I could just see them in one of those auto-driving ann marie otoole cars that dont stop for anybody, chugging along just looking for fun. Or maybe two of those auto-driving cars because the more hardware you have involved in a crash the funnier it gets. You never know what might happen along the way:

Debbie: “Look out Smokinhot !”

Smokinhot: “Huh?”

Debbie: “I said Look out…”

Smokinhot: “I have something in my ear”

Debbie: “Look out for that banana peel in the road !”

(rrrrr, screeeeech, bang, biff, pow, whammo)

Smokinhot: “uh oh…”

Debbie: “Oh my, it wasn’t a banana peel after all. It was a pork rind.”

Smokinhot: “That pork rind sure is hollerin now”

Pappy: “Iffn ya’all back this thing up, I’ll scrape it up after it done quits twitchin’ ”

Jezebelle: “I can make my famous Road Kill Stew back at the Squat tonight Pappy!”

By: LOL

LOL — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 14:10:32 +0000

“…I was bitching to my friend about how slow and shitty SL is all the time…”

This is News?

By: fararden

fararden — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 17:31:36 +0000

@Archie:

Strawberry short cake needs a prim boob reduction.

I think if you use a pin you might be able to pop those things.

By: archie

archie — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 16:34:14 +0000

Don’t forget the two elephants in the room that no-ones mentioned.

Those tits must give you curvature of the spine, what’s your secret?

By: Debi Dastardly

Debi Dastardly — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 09:17:28 +0000

OMG I’m a meanie, oh my what will I do?

By: Debi Dastardly

Debi Dastardly — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 09:16:24 +0000

@Obvious Schism
“Constructive debate. Incredible insights. Keeping on topic.

This thread has everything!”

LOL

By: Obvious Schism

Obvious Schism — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 08:13:42 +0000

Constructive debate. Incredible insights. Keeping on topic.

This thread has everything!

By: paul

paul — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 07:29:39 +0000

*sob!*

By: Orca Flotta

Orca Flotta — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 07:15:25 +0000

Protip: Debi Dastardly is cool.

No, she only plays cool. But in reality she, same as Paul …

seems to be a big fat meanie!

They both love to come up with some non-fitting, badly researched funfacts from 60 – 80 years ago to drive home their point about Orca’s being stupid today. So in fact they are not cool but whistling a cool tune in the dark cellar so nobody can hear them shiver and tremble.

Even if they win this stupid internet discussion, they are losing badly. Guys, we don’t love you any more, just because you show what unlikeable people you are.

By: hobo kelly

hobo kelly — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 04:26:47 +0000

and mildew