Horse Racing: Horses Lag in Babcock Downs Grand Opening

by Urizenus Sklar on 17/11/06 at 3:50 am

By Flimflam Edelman

Greetings Racing Fans. I spent the day at the grand opening of Babcock Downs, hoping to earn some spare change to make up for the recent shortfall in my earnings. This shortfall owing to me having shuttered my Fell Off The Truck appliance and cigarette store in protest of that ratfuck copybot thing. So I says to myself, nothing cheers up an avi like a day at the track, checking out the ponies and the ladies and earning some spare change on the side, and I tp’ed over to Babcock Downs.

Well now, I have an inside guy at the stables and he tells me to put it all on Miss Woodford in the 3rd Race and I suppose on a good track she woulda done fine but she wasn’t no lagger, and this track was laggy! The peeps took off their bling but it was still laggy as all hell. I even crashed out once. So I lost on Miss Woodford but made it up when my pal Joey in the paddocks doped up some of the other horses and they didn’t even get out the gate. How sweet was that! Anyways, I took some picks, and they are below the fold along with the racing form.