Feeling SL’s pulse: The Fattest Guy in Second Life?

by Alphaville Herald on 19/08/13 at 12:22 am

by Alessandra Narayan

Why fat?

Today I present Bobbele Boucher. Or just Bob if you prefer. He's probably the fattest guy in SL. The question is simple: in a world where everyone can look astonishing, why did he decide to be this way? And more: there's a whole community of fat people. Curious?

Bob Boucher
Bob Boucher

αℓєѕѕα: Why are you so fat? Most guys want to look muscled...
Bob: I like it. Simple like that.

αℓєѕѕα: Do you consider yourself SL's fattest man?
Bob: I'm sure one of the fattest.

αℓєѕѕα: Do you intend to become fatter?
Bob: I'd like to be the fattest.

αℓєѕѕα: Is there a fat men and women community?
Bob: You are right inside.

αℓєѕѕα: Do you usually walk around naked or you find clothes for your size?
Bob: There are no clothes in my size.

αℓєѕѕα: Do you go to concerts, shopping, visit clubs, etc?
Bob: Not really.

αℓєѕѕα: What do you enjoy doing in sl?
Bob: To get connected with other people.

αℓєѕѕα: You're 6 years old in SL. Have you always been this fat?
Bob: No... I worked on the perfect look.

αℓєѕѕα: Is the fat community growing?
Bob: I'm not sure... It has always been there. But it's easier for fat women.

αℓєѕѕα: Do you hear bad comments because of being fat?
Bob: Sometimes in other places. People are shocked.

Bob Boucher 2
Bob Boucher is big

αℓєѕѕα: Do they say bad things and mock you?
Bob: Not really.

αℓєѕѕα: People tend to be nice?
Bob: Mostly tolerant.

αℓєѕѕα: Don't you get bored always stuck here?
Bob: No because here are the people who like the same.

αℓєѕѕα: Is it like a family?
Bob: Yes.

αℓєѕѕα: Do you have many visitors at this sim?
Bob: Mostly the same.

αℓєѕѕα: Would you like to have more visitors?
Bob: Sure. More women with a favour for fat guys. 

7 Responses to “Feeling SL’s pulse: The Fattest Guy in Second Life?”

  1. Kiddoh

    Aug 19th, 2013

    Oh jeeze.

  2. Senban Babii

    Aug 19th, 2013

    I log in to to SL for the first time in eighteen months and there’s the first new Herald article in ten months just two days later?

    I sense fish.

  3. Pappy Enoch

    Aug 20th, 2013

    I reckon I can feel skinny now. You sure Bob ain’t what am left of Ol’ Phil Linden’s avatar? That hair am a dead giveaway.

    He might be on the skids, now that the fake world he dreamed up am on the skids, too.

    Last I done heard, Ol’ Phil were wigglin’ his toes in the sand for some Coffee an’ Power while wearing them-there fake-world Barney Google Glasses, which am the same as bein’ a deadbeat hillbilly except he gets to be a bum in California and eat raw fish on a cracker instead of roadkill and Moonpies.

  4. Emperor Norton

    Aug 21st, 2013

    I am not impressed. If he was that fat then I could see him from my sim.

  5. Edna

    Aug 29th, 2013

    It always amazes what kind of sick and twisted individuals find SL. It is like moths to the light. Get some therapy fatty.

  6. lol

    Sep 2nd, 2013

    TOGTFO

  7. PooPieWonderBoy

    Oct 3rd, 2013

    You dummies. Ya keep investing in this SL thing yet ya throwing all your money at make-believe pixie land o crap. Keep loosing money middle-age fat head losers!

    May all ur pixelixed dreams of shiet come crumbling down! SL sucks and is nothing but a haven for all the weird-ass and greedy people in this world.

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