The Alphaville Herald

SHAME! Two Herald Reporters Jailed!

by Pixeleen Mistral on 16/02/07 at 9:44 am

Disgraced Mistral and Breaker serve time in SLAB Prison

by Denise Levertov, New Media Observer

In a development sure to roil the metaverse journalistic scene, Herald Editrix Pixeleen Mistral and advice columnist Heartun Breaker were caught serving time in the SLAB Prison in Albata sim Thursday evening.

Both journalists we captured on prison surveillance video wearing the orange prison coveralls that SLAB inmates are required to wear to pay their debt to society – and earn small L$ camp chair payments. Ms. Mistral claimed she was serving time for “protecting her sources” and “contempt of court”. Ms. Breaker was said to be a virtual meth addict, and shrieked several times about rats in the cell while working on a love and sex advice column for the prison newspaper.

The SLAB prison complex is a part of Pompo Bombacci and Giada Visconti’s store and is used to rehabilitate avatars with L$ addictions, as well as those who have committed role play crimes in the metaverse.

SLAB warden Pompo Bombacci told the Herald, “All I can say is for developers/builders to get creative with camping chairs instead of slapping them in a secluded room”. Bombacci also pointed out that inmates get a free outfit – although Ms. Mistral did not feel the orange coveralls were very flattering for redheads and muttered something about liking green prisoner uniforms better as she shuffled off to change clothes after being released from prison.

After bribing one of the prison guards, the Herald obtained this exclusive chat transcript from inside the lockup.

Herald staff on ice

Pixeleen Mistral: hey woodie!
Pixeleen Mistral: you been in prison long?
Woody Triangle: hi pix
Jenny Mathy: life sentence, you know. nothing too terrible
Woody Triangle: i keep comin back…lol
Diana Darragh: ack, i’m in for linden addiction
Pixeleen Mistral: when you get out what are going to do?
Woody Triangle: lol
Diana Darragh shouts: go to Disney World!
Woody Triangle: ill probably gamble away what little money i have an wind up back in here
Pixeleen Mistral: you could buy a gun and commit a crime
Woody Triangle: hell, thats why im in here now
Diana Darragh: oooh, Pixeleen is an enabler! YAY!
Pixeleen Mistral: no – I’m just asking leading questions
Pixeleen Mistral: I want a good story
Woody Triangle: i robbed a casino
Giada Visconti shouts: u killed an avie Woody!
Diana Darragh: hehehe
Woody Triangle: i didn’t kill anyone
Pixeleen Mistral: don’t piss woody off
Pixeleen Mistral: we are stuck in here with him

Don’t piss off Woody Triangle

Diana Darragh: yeah, y’all will never find that body…Woody done dumped that av in the bayou
Diana Darragh: nothing left to find:)
Woody Triangle: i robbed gold rush, but i got caught
Diana Darragh: lol, how do you do that?
Pixeleen Mistral: this place needs cigarettes
Woody Triangle: i swear i didn’t kill nobody
Giada Visconti shouts: we are dragging linden waterway looking for it
Pixeleen Mistral: don’t admit anything woody
Diana Darragh shouts: Giada, you’re gonna have to pump the gators tummies!
Pixeleen Mistral: there are linden informants monitoring chat
Woody Triangle: you’ll never find the body…..whoops
Diana Darragh: dangit Woody!
Diana Darragh: we told ya! grrr
Woody Triangle: slip of the tongue
Pixeleen Mistral: he meant “lobby”
Woody Triangle: yeah
Pixeleen Mistral: you’ll never find the lobby
Diana Darragh: of course (coughs)
Woody Triangle: lol
Pompo Bombacci shouts: all the attorneys are lagged and they aint coming…sorry!!

Hard time in Albata