Meanwhile, Back in Brussels…
by prokofy on 17/05/07 at 7:16 pm
By Prokofy Neva, Dept. of Trans-Atlantic Subterranean Homesick Blues and Eurasianism
Just in case our European readers are feeling as if their worthy decadence in Second Life is being slighted, and they are coming across as a bunch of “net-nannies” and, in a reverse of Jean Kirkpatrick’s blast against the San Francisco Democrats, we are now going to Blame Europe, I thought it was time the Herald did its always fairly-unbalanced job and told you about the goings on back in Brussels.
Hat-tip to Raph Koster and Matt Mihaly’s The Forge for this gem about the NEE party in Antwerp.
Attn: Benjamin Noble! This is NOT rpt NOT SAFE FOR WORK! Lewis Nerd, shield your eyes!
Be sure to scroll all the way to the end of this beauty to get the Second-Life punch-line.
Pieter Bosch
May 18th, 2007
damn i love my country , i’ll vote for her
Nacon
May 18th, 2007
Hahhahahhaha…. wait… does this mean Prok’s male avatar wanted that part of action?
(god damn, disturbing mental image)
Anywho…. it’s another trash that won’t have any real effect to anything at all.
(Meaning she’s just giving free BJs for nothing.)
Lewis Nerd
May 18th, 2007
*yawn* behind as always, this was covered on Second Citizen about a week ago.
If you work out the statistics of her being able to actually achieve that, she’d be almost working as fast as Santa (who thankfully only comes once a year).
Lewis
Prokofy Neva
May 18th, 2007
>*yawn* behind as always, this was covered on Second Citizen about a week ago.
It was covered on the sites referenced here in the article long before SC. And the point isn’t to be fresh with this stale news, but to be always fairly unbalanced.
Did you click on the box, Lewis?
Lewis Nerd
May 18th, 2007
Nope, I have no desire for a blowjob from a stranger, thanks.
I know you, however, but please don’t offer.
Lewis
Lucius Nesterov
May 18th, 2007
This doesn’t really show a progressive Europe. US politicians were lying about blow-jobs years before.
Prokofy Neva
May 18th, 2007
>I know you, however, but please don’t offer.
Lewis
Um, I’m not a pedophile, but thanks for thinking of me.
Verbena P.
May 18th, 2007
>Um, I’m not a pedophile, but thanks for thinking of me.
Proko
Proko, with as old as you are….if you propositioned a 30 year old it’d be charged as ageplay and pedophilia.
Jennifer McLuhan
May 18th, 2007
OMG! Prok actually has a sense of humor. Cute story.
I agree with the Lewis on the logistics. I don’t know if her jaw can handle the job. Besides, what’s in it for the women?
Jen
Lewis Nerd
May 18th, 2007
What’s in it for the woman? Lots and lots of protein, I’d guess…
Lewis
Johnboy Walton
May 18th, 2007
I’m already in line – blowjob number 11,570. That’s me! I can’t wait! Apparently they’re gonna fly her to my house – I don’t even have to pay for the taxi!
I’d better clean this dump of a house I live in – its not every day a politician comes to my house to blow me! Might even powder my balls for this.
Anybody got any suggestions? Facial? Swallow? Pearl Necklace? Santorum? Reach Around? I’ve never done this before, so I’m kinda apprehensive about what to ask for. Any advice would be helpful.
shockwave yareach
May 18th, 2007
Aww. And here I thought the sim was based around Brussel Sprouts.
Nacon
May 19th, 2007
Hmm… after 40,000 blowjobs… shouldn’t she get bunch of mouth infections and S.T.D.?
….yeah, she’s gonna die from that.
(what an idiot)
Lucius Nesterov
May 20th, 2007
I think some people missed the point that its a satirical PR stunt, mocking the political parties that make impossible promises.
Nacon
May 21st, 2007
Duh…. of course or just help people get their new infections and STD on their little fellas.