OldAge Play
by Pixeleen Mistral on 23/05/07 at 11:47 pm
Grandpapa’s got a brand new bag
by peppermint fizz
Gerontophilia is a sexual attraction to the elderly by someone who is not elderly. Though it’s not nearly as catchy as “Hot for Granny”, more than a few residents of Second Life seem to have it, and more than a few members of the gray haired set are are hoping it’s contagious.
Cropping up throughout the grid in the wake of the Linden ban on underage roleplaying are groups that take roleplaying in the other direction. Two such groups, Swinging Seniors and Senior Admirers, look to capitalize on the idea that there are people out there of all ages – over 21 of course – who would like some of what Granny and Grampa have cooking.
Harr Ireton encourages senior admirers
“The group is really aimed at bringing together the generations”, said Harr Ireton, founder of the Senior Admirers group. “Say there’s some younger Second Lifer out there who is attracted to older people, but who is not willing or able to act on that in real life. Second Life gives them the freedom to explore that side, which can only be healthy. In a youth-oriented game, this is something different”.
Sporting a very distinguished look, the look of an older man who might have just puttered in from the garden, Ireton went to some great lengths to put together his style. “Just like a other avatars, I chose clothes or hair to express who I am and what I think is important. I think my avatar raises awareness of intergenerational relationships that are healthy and legal”.
To connect with other Seniors, and to maybe find some people who would like to meet some Seniors, Ireton formed the Senior Admirers five weeks ago. “I founded this group as an extension of a real life phenomenon where people are attracted to older people, and form intergenerational relationships. It quickly became apparent that if there were other senior avatars, they would be scattered across the grid. I thought it would be nice to collect them all in one spot. At first I was worried about getting someone else to join it. Once they did, establishing it as a group, it was on its way. The intent is to see how it grows and put together events if people joined. About a dozen have joined, but they are spread out over the world and seem to rarely be on the grid at the same time”.
Swinging seniors site
Senior Admirers is in its infant stages, and will undoubtedly grow as word spreads that there are some hot Seniors looking for companionship, a phenomenon Ireton noted when he founded the group and noticed that most of the new members weren’t exactly seniors. “It seems to me that most fit in neither”, he said, “they are often in their 40s, not a senior, not an admirer. The friendlier members have been younger avatars who like senior avatars”.
Articulate, polite and very polished, Ireton’s group is but one of the new breed of Seniors on the prowl. Swinging Seniors, founded by Lucinda Colman, is a new group that has even has its own land. (Danbi 112, 43, 34) To keep a low profile for the peccadilloes of the geriatric set, the Swinging Senior parcel is closed to visitors unless they wish to buy a four hour pass. Granny’s price? One linden. Hey, Seniors know how to party too.
Buy a 4 hour pass for L$1 – but are AARP discounts available?
Angel
May 24th, 2007
Hmmm so;
* 20 year old av doing pixel sex with an av who *looks* 4 years younger = bad
* 20 year old av doing pixel sex with av who looks 40 years older = good
OK, I think I can see it.
csven
May 24th, 2007
I’m just wondering: could a (fast) pacemaker be considered a sex toy?
Tenshi Vielle
May 24th, 2007
One Internet acronym for my reaction: rotflmao
This is great.
Jesus Christ
May 24th, 2007
I CAME LOL
Specusci
May 24th, 2007
Wanna join PN.
Gimme a meme test.
Also, harbl.
Sparta
May 24th, 2007
Linden have not banned underage roleplay
he who thinks with portals.
May 24th, 2007
the thought of seeing old people who’s boobs hang to the floor and who’s floppy penis doesn’t become hard again confuses and infuriates me.
Yak
May 24th, 2007
one day… you will be that person and feel the unjust discrimunation from people like yourself. Hopefully by that time you have grown wise enough to know that it is dumb peoples talk…
Senior Wences
May 24th, 2007
Give me an older woman any day!
I prefer a tall, majestic, dignified, salt-and-pepper-haired beauty with a maturity of mind and body over the “national standard” brainless plastic Barbie doll blonde with tits no more lifelike than a plastic squeak-toy.
Some people like the “playboy model” ideal – perhaps they grew up oogling airbrushed pictures in Playboy and go through life thinking that’s how a real woman should look. Personally I think it’s revolting, misleading, and gives a false impression of what is considered “beautiful” to women.
A natural body is where the true beauty and fascination lies. Add the maturity, intelligence, and dignity of age and you have a partner worthy of a lifetime of fascination and respect. Bonus points if she can cook
MR. CHARLIE told me so...
May 24th, 2007
A word to you ignorant pidiotic niggres spamming every forum you can stick your spammy dicks into – everybody knows you’re an entrapment group led by agents looking to investigate any idiot stupid enough to join your ill-defined “anarchy” (pfft, haha) group. You’ve been outed, so go take your little toys and play with yourselves in the corner and GET OFFA MY F#CKIN’ LAWN, YOU KIDS!!!
OldAge Avatar
May 24th, 2007
When I read the headline about OldAge play, I immediately thought Prokofy, then I remembered his little schtick is called “rageplay.”
Nacon
May 24th, 2007
This should make Prok much more happier with herself/himself/itself with someone else now.
marilyn murphy
May 24th, 2007
i dunno about you all, but ima dusting off my granny av pronto.
NigrasOnMyLawn
May 24th, 2007
So in SL they have sex with
-animals
-blacks
-inanimate objects
-shemales
-animal/human freak hybrids (furries)
-aliens
-children
-babies
-rape in general
-adults in diapers
-unimaginable horrors
-and now dried up old people
you know what the newest one will be? necrophilia. If its not already done, soon there will be a “graveyard” where u pay monopoly money to rape a corpse, I’ll bet my fake SL money on it.
Chris Senior
May 24th, 2007
My avatar is a 400-year old vampire. If I cyber a mortal in her 20s, am I technically engaging in oldage play? *snickers*
“I’m just wondering: could a (fast) pacemaker be considered a sex toy?”-csven
Xcite will probably come out with an oldster ticker attachment now. If the arousal level goes up too quickly from overclicking, the avatar wearing it goes into cardiac arrest.
Inscription on the tombstone?
“I came and then I went” lol!
Chris Senior
May 24th, 2007
“you know what the newest one will be? necrophilia. If its not already done, soon there will be a “graveyard” where u pay monopoly money to rape a corpse, I’ll bet my fake SL money on it.”-NigrasOnMyLawn
Afraid it’s already happened sort of. I once saw a dead guy avatar wandering around sporting a dead guy prim cock. Quite disturbing. *shudders*
I’m surprised that clown porn hasn’t made its way onto SL. Everything else is already here.
“So in SL they have sex with
-animals
-blacks
-inanimate objects”-NigrasOnMyLawn
Blacks? What’s so weird about interracial sex?
NigrasOnMyLawn
May 24th, 2007
@Chris Senior
“Blacks? What’s so weird about interracial sex?”
everything
Angel
May 24th, 2007
((-animal/human freak hybrids (furries)))
Hmm I’m Kitsune, Human/Fox Hybrid.. a human shape with ears and a tail. Very cute ears too, and my tail… so pretty, quite hypnotic as I wag it from side to side slowly and sensuously as I mount my mate.
Soft fur, like velvet on my ears, so nice to stroke, maybe nibble as we make love with the lust and intensity of an animal.
But I’m not a furry >< I’m hybrid. I do like furries though, alot. One of my brothers is a furry, My sister is a tiny, her brother is a Vampire, his friend is a Gorean pet. I think the pet’s owner is a part time dragon who has a magician for a cousin. That magician has an alt who is a kid and that kid has me for an uncle.
Out of respect you should try and get the characteristics of the groups and their names somewhat right NigrasOnMyLawn
Yaranaika
May 24th, 2007
gb2/Yourdog’scock/ angel
NigrasOnMyLawn
May 24th, 2007
@Angel
No one wants to hear about your imaginary tail as you fuck your dog
Daekar Yoshikawa
May 24th, 2007
Isn’t time we all got off our computers and got physically laid?
Damnit Nigras just stfu please.
humanoid
May 24th, 2007
When done in RL, this sort of thing is called gold digging or cradle robbing. But if it doesn’t involve AVs that look like transvestite midgets in Shirley Temple costumes, I guess the prudes won’t attack it too much.
NigrasOnMyLawn
May 24th, 2007
@Daekar Yoshikawa
Those are some harsh words from someone that spends the day in a digital AIDs filled hovel having e-sex
Yaranaika
May 24th, 2007
@Daekar
No u
also lulz @Your comment has not been posted because we think it might be comment spam. If you believe you have received this message in error, please contact the author of this weblog.
Prokofy Neva
May 24th, 2007
I’ve blogged about the Angle Fluffy menace before — what happens when a very zealous and intense and bright avatar with plenty of time to throw at SL and no oversight becomes “helpful” for busy Lindens and does stuff like take over the voter list and recommend resident content to be removed. Angel has inserted himself into numerous groups, wikis, chats, advice sessions, office hours with Lindens, etc. with one, unrelenting, intense measure: that he must be in charge, and that security must pass through him. In real life when any kind of “leader” emerges doing this, various alarm bells go off; in SL, this kind of tyranny in the making is muted by the atomized nature of the world. Angel Fluffy runs one of the most extremist BDSM empires — Capture Roleplay, where avatars simulate the pursuit and rape of other “consenting adults”. It’s mainly a furry group, so it tends to attract anti-furry fighters like the W-hat and their various spin-offs like the Patriotic Nigras. They raided him once and his mom got scared and said youre moving with your aunt and uncle in bel-air. He whistled for a cab and when it came near the Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything he could say that this cab was rare, but he thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air. He pulled up to a house about seven or eight and he yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later. Looked at his kingdom he was finally there to settle his throne as the prince of bel-air
Jessica Holyoke
May 24th, 2007
Clowns? I hate and fear clowns…..there can’t be ….clown sex in SL is there?
But…no matter how much I think clown sex is icky, I’ll defend your right to partcipate.
And loving the irony of elder sex.
Joey Bishop
May 24th, 2007
I LOL’D
Angel
May 24th, 2007
Must…Show…Prok…How…To…Paragraph….Break
Daekar Yoshikawa
May 24th, 2007
@Nigras
I actual spend my time in the SI sim not having e-sex but rather engaging in the combat there.
@Yaranaika
I already do. Me and Mrs Santa Claus have a randy ol time every Friday
Daekar Yoshikawa
May 24th, 2007
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.
tp
May 24th, 2007
ok now you have peaked my intrerest past texas hold em poker.
Old worn out pussy past it’s prime with wrinkles and smells only a cave troll from hogwarts could stand. I’m sooooo in!
First I’d like to pummel proffesor mcgonngals snooze with my wand of illiterate bondage. then I’d like to force my victim- err consort to roleplay voting for president clinton.
Then I’d cast the charm of immortal viagra so my dick would have the foreverartis curse on it. Then Hermonne Grangetrout can fish the rivers of the black lake of smelly ass to scourvey the everlasting potion of agelplay douche! Upon receiving that bottle of everlasting douche and a few sessions of old age sex she can turn her time turner b ack to Ron Teasley who is buttfucking harry but we interupt them and let it go as teen angst.
Them dummby droors jacks off in a pool of hogsporridge and we eat it and wake up the next mornign ready for fifth year classes.
Why does my back door hurt!? Hagrid!
The giants have yet again eluded the SL protections and raped the age play gooligans in the gonads.
Daekar Yoshikawa
May 24th, 2007
To whomever posted that last post in my name. Very clever. I applaud your tremendously clever and intelligent slander of my name and person. Bravo!
Alaska M.
May 25th, 2007
Daekar Yoshikawa: Isn’t time we all got off our computers and got physically laid?
I think this person’s onto something. I’m going to turn off my computer, stop reading about virtual worlds, and call up my… um… friend.
Lucinda Colman
Jun 1st, 2007
I have two subjects to comment on.
First, I want to thank the SL Herald for including my new group in the article “Old Age Play.”
Secondly, for all of you sex minded people out there. Not everyone on SL is looking for sex. There are people of all ages, with enough depth of character to be looking for friendship/companionship with interesting people.
I started the swinging seniors because I am lonely on SL because sex is the prevalent theme. Well, I want something more. So I started a group that I hope will be something more.
For all of you immature, shallow people, who have made comments or expressed opinions regarding old, wrinkled up, cronies and sex – GROW UP!
Edgegilipal
Mar 2nd, 2008
rosie@triad29.com
rosieponder@verizon.net
Not only do they try to rip you off, they send your email out and you get a ton of junk mail.