Post Sixxx Guy – Jimbo Quality?

by Pixeleen Mistral on 26/05/07 at 1:59 am

[This week’s Post Sixx Guy is, uh, wtf? no way! Jimbo Quality? That can't be right - I don’t know what Marilyn and Walker were thinking, but whatever. It's late, I'm tired, and there is always next week. Enjoy? - the Editrix]

The legendary Marilyn Murphy has fantastic taste in avatars and of course it follows that week after week she’s been hounding me to appear as her Post Sixx Person. Modesty has so far prevented me from saying yes, but finally this week I acquiesced and gave in to the demands of my many fans who’ve been screaming for some Jimbo-tastic Jimcake. Drink it in people, you deserve it.

Jimbo_butt

I know that many of you, seeing me and my resplendent glutes here on the internet, will probably “hate,” because that’s what happens to gorgeous people like me, we get hated. I’ll bet some of you will even go so far as to make up stories about me, saying stuff like “Ah-ha! Jimbo! We know you pushed Murphy into the janitor’s closet at the Herald and then locked the door, and she’s probably still in there, mad as hell!” Have you no shame people? If you cut me, do I not go “ow!”?

Actually, I don’t, because I’m an avatar, and I can’t be cut, unless you’re referring to the rippling muscles of my torso, seen here. A lot of people don’t realize how buff I really am under my cool football jerseys and freebie t-shirts. I’m glad Miss Murphy has finally broken my will and talked me into sharing my Jimboliciosity with y’all.

Jimbo_topless

My turn-ons are many. I enjoy a romantic game of SLingo, fishing tournaments, racing at Fairgrounds Speedway sponsored by Pontiac (Garage 252, 99, 37 (PG)), chilling at The NBA Arena (NBA Arena 7, 101, 34 (PG)), flossing and blinging at Reebok (133, 148, 100 (PG)) and hanging out at any other places owned by big corporate sponsors like that who might want to throw me some freebies for the shout-out. You hear that Playboy?

My turn-offs? Well, I don’t like being accused of playing Yanni music over and over until Murphy fell asleep in that closet so I could tie her up and feel a little safer than I did when it was just that thin little door holding her back. Everyone knows Yanni is vibrant music! If I were to lull someone to sleep I would play something classical, like Rod Stewart. Not that I did that. Oh, and I don’t like people who say I just pasted my face on someone else’s body. Haters.

Jimbo_nude

So there you have it, Herald readers, a big steaming bowl of Jimbolaya for you. MMmmm, caliente, no? While you’re enjoying the pix of me flexing things that you didn’t know could be flexed, remember I’m exploring the grid bringing you the exciting sounds and sights of Second Life right here in the Herald. Say hi when you see me, and if you see that crazy Murphy woman, don’t believe a word she says about this and for God’s sake don’t tell her where I went.

[Editrix’s note: Walker is supposed to wrangling Jimbo, but Walker left early for the long weekend, and I didn't read his Post Sixx article until after I heard hear muffled shouting and thumping from the janitor's closet and had freed Marilyn. Based solely on the look of white rage as she stormed out of the Herald Offices shouting for Jimbo - I can’t wait for the next staff meeting]

18 Responses to “Post Sixxx Guy – Jimbo Quality?”

  1. mootykips

    May 26th, 2007

    In before partyvan.

  2. FBI

    May 26th, 2007

    Hi there, theres a party van outside.

  3. NigrasOnMyLawn

    May 26th, 2007

    In after partyvan.

  4. NegroThunder

    May 26th, 2007

  5. Pauleh Kamachi

    May 26th, 2007

    Cant theses news post stop they really drag the credibility of SLH down :/

  6. Tenshi Vielle

    May 26th, 2007

    rotfl… poor Marilyn. These types of articles are great, Pauleh, what are you talking about? It adds a little humour to the otherwise catty world of Second Life. Just sit down and enjoy it.

  7. Jennifer McLuhan

    May 26th, 2007

    **sigh** I think I am in love! ;)

  8. poppypop

    May 26th, 2007

    So.. what the fuck was that? A noob av and some gibberish?

    This might be a great inside joke for the herald staff but to the rest of us..

  9. General Cronon

    May 26th, 2007

    Poppypop, Stop hatining on the guy. You are really anonnying with it. I mean, if he wants to make a article or clame to be a post 6 male let him. Sick of people like you bring people down.
    All because you aer a minute man and your real life wife took your children away from you don’t mean you have to put him down.

    As for your Pauleh, stop hating also. This article doesn’t bring the Herald down, your face does. If you face-life your face off the herald maybe we can all bring it(the herald) back.

  10. General Cronon

    May 26th, 2007

    Poppypop, Stop hatining on the guy. You are really anonnying with it. I mean, if he wants to make a article or clame to be a post 6 male let him. Sick of people like you bring people down.
    All because you are a minute man and your real life wife took your children away from you don’t mean you have to put him down.

    As for your Pauleh, stop hating also. This article doesn’t bring the Herald down, your face does. If you face-lift your face off the herald maybe we can all bring it(the herald) back up.

  11. Artemis Fate

    May 26th, 2007

    Best post six ever.

  12. poppypop the most poppin popper that ever popped a pop.

    May 26th, 2007

    “As for your Pauleh, stop hating also. This article doesn’t bring the Herald down, your face does”

    I bet you feel like a bit of a twat now that you’ve read that back.

    I suppose the bottom line is that nobody is forcing anyone to read anything, if you dont like post sixx then just read the other stuff and not post sixx. Which I’ll do. Actually post sixx can sometimes be good, but I read this particular one and just thought man, thats 5 minutes of my life that I’ll never get back, I’d have been better off folding my socks, or something..

  13. Jorus Xi

    May 26th, 2007

    Pauleh, the herald has to GET some credibility before it can lose any.

  14. Veronique Lalonde

    May 27th, 2007

    Does he not have nipples?

  15. Jimbo Quality

    May 29th, 2007

    Well Heck, PoppyPop, time spent folding socks is like the best time ever, who wouldn’t choose that over anything really! I’m honored that you would put reading my article in the same paragraph. I love to wash all the socks in the house and see how long it takes me to match them. Sometimes I do this even when I don’t have any socks that are dirty, I’ll just unpair them, throw them in the dryer and pull them out (pretending I just washed and dried them) then it’s Sorta-palooza Baby!

    No Veronique, I don’t have nipples.

    Love to you all, SL Herald Readers are the best!
    Jimbo

  16. archie lukas

    May 31st, 2007

    The essence of the third photo and the blackout box length had me rolling on the study floor.

    Brilliant !

    message to the whining posters,

    Chill out guys!

  17. Mary Meek

    Nov 23rd, 2007

    After commenting on one of Jimby Buloo’s articles I decided to have a nose around for other articles. When I saw this I was very nearly concerned. If it hadn’t been for those blanked out bits, my opinion of Jimoo Booloo would have been besmirched forever.

    I wouldn’t encourage this “parading man bits” type behaviour though. I’m beginning to think certain people are wanton hussies… Where are the days when to show a flash of ankle would be considered flirty inappropriate behavior?

    But I guess it’s nice to know that Jimjo Bobo isn’t suffering from any low self esteem issues…in fact it seems quite the opposite. Anyone willing to take him down a peg or two?

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