War With No End in Sight

by Pixeleen Mistral on 07/05/07 at 9:03 pm

by Tundra Koba, war correspondent

Hq
the HQ in the Merczateers skybox

This reporter was teleported into a war zone Sunday morning, and as I stood behind a desk for cover I asked a few Merczateers their opinions. In the background, you could hear the twang of bullets hitting the unlucky soldiers below. Thanks God there was a protective wall in the sky headquarters above Badnarik sim, the main Merczateers military installation.

As we spoke, there were a few Alliance Navy airships bombing the Merczateers below. Alliance Navy Admiral Nanao Mahfouz was spotted near us in his airship as he fired at us – but he was shot down — I was being protected by a few experienced Merczateers.

During breaks in the gunfire, I asked who had the upper-hand in the on-going war between the Merczateers and the Alliance Navy. Kristian Kit – an officer in the Merczateers – responded by saying “Well my personal opinion is that AN and Mercz. has to prove to each other who’s the best and who fights the more honorable way.” This was interesting considering that this two militaries use to be very close allies many months before the war broke out.

When I asked if the MOSCOW treaty was still active or if had been discarded, Kristian replied that it had indeed been rejected by Alliance Navy, and the Merczateers would be looking at the new STABLE treaty offered by the Alliance Navy. This treaty would limit the weapons used by the militaries to insure that none are griefing the other and gaining an unfair advantage.

I asked when the war will be over, but the responses were not optimistic. Keno Pontoppidan laughed and said, “Ha the war will never be over.” Ropeytwo Brennan then commented “Till one group loses it’s will to keep up the fight.” Faust Leopold looked thoughtful, then told me “Well, essentially the war will never be over…we’ll have temporary peace treaties sometimes and the like, but it’ll never REALLY be over unless both groups disband.”

I was stunned by this – could this war go on for years instead of months until one army gives in? I was told the end will not happen soon. War is hell.

I then asked about Mission Crucifix – an operation where the Alliance Navy invaded the Merczateers sim and held it for a matter of hours while bombing, firing missiles and firing normal bullet rounds at all returning Merczateers. Lurdan Huszar, the Merczateers Supreme General of sorts then wiped the sim of every prim, making the land only accessible to Merczateer members and re-building everything back to standards.

When I asked if another Crucifix day is possible – I was told by an officer of the Merczateers, Ropeytwo Brennan that “To the Mercz, I’m not sure. Not for awhile, but we’re planning something. I really can’t tell any details.” I asked if the planned mission’s scale would be a very large and I was told “If we get cooperation from the lower ranks, I expect it to be a total success.”

This is where I ended my report and left the base. As I left, I pondered the imponderable – How long will this war go on? Who will be the victor and what will happen next? This reporter swears to get these questions answered by the end of this war – if the war ever ends.

Until next time, reporter Tundra Koba, out.

36 Responses to “War With No End in Sight”

  1. Sterling Whitcroft

    May 7th, 2007

    Huh…
    I thought this story would be about Age Verification!

  2. Bruno Ziskey

    May 7th, 2007

    Nice article Tundra.

  3. HAPPINESS

    May 8th, 2007

    SRLY,

    SECOND LIFE IS A SECOND LIFE! it sucks your soul and makes you weak. it is the game of fools.

    there is, however, a solution!!! You may improve your first life by ruining others’ second lives! There is nothing more satisfying than the knowledge that someone is crying irl because you raped him/her online. Only surpassed by the knowledge that an hero was born by your actions! rules? bah! your rules serve to make your catscrewing fantasies a reality and to twist your minds!

    JOIN THE PATRIOTIC NIGRAS AND PISS IN AN OCEAN OF PISS! THERE IS TRULY NOTHING BETTER THAN RUINING OTHER’S ONLINE LIVES TO ENRICH YOUR OWN!

  4. Alex

    May 8th, 2007

    Dot.

    Dot.

    Dot.

  5. Pauleh Kamachi

    May 8th, 2007

    Nice article.

    Conncet Woofer/Bald together, that be fun to watch

  6. Pauleh Kamachi

    May 8th, 2007

    err connect even

  7. Tundra Reporter

    May 8th, 2007

    Thanks, I worked hard on this article. Im going to be getting Alliance Navy’s whole postion on what’s been said by mercz and if their ready ect. Hopefully, It’ll be a good story like this.

  8. Proteus Hand

    May 9th, 2007

    That’s our war room… not a skybox, in fact, it’s about forty meters underground.

  9. Hazim Gazov

    May 10th, 2007

    That was terrible. Next time, write about Plastic Duck. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in ur bathroom, strokin ma harbl.

  10. Inuyasha Deere

    May 11th, 2007

    With the loss of Fort Sumter, and despite us being a bankrupt state, CN wishes to assist the Merczateers Tactical Forces or The Grand Federation against any raid taken by SLSN,SWAT-Allies of SLSN, Army & Forces, Army SL, The Baldassare Family, or the Alliance Navy. These have been declared martial rogue states, replacing the list previously published by The Federal Republican Navy of Charleston Harbor. Also, we have pubished the following list of rogue states and polluting infulences below.

    -CORPORATE POLLUTING INFLUENCES

    Mr. Lee’s Greater Hong Kong
    The Nolan Night Club of France
    The Jessie Sex Club and Store

    -CIVILIAN POLLUTING INFLUENCES

    Kilmar Gestort
    Damon Ling
    Crisschun Fassbinder
    Antonio Lesuere
    Tiffany Widdershins
    Samueltinman Forrager

    -CLAN ROGUE STATES

    W-Hats
    The Baldassare Family
    Anti-Furry

    -MARTIAL ROGUE STATES

    SWAT- Allies of SLSN
    Second Life Sky Navy
    Alliance Navy
    Army & Forces
    Army SL

  11. Luca Vasilopita

    May 11th, 2007

    Mr. Deere, maybe you’re blind, stupid, or a combination of the two. This article has nothing to do with the CN cockslapping with the Merczateers, it’s an informative report about the current standing of the Merczateers TF and their opinion of the ongoing conflict.

  12. Phantom

    May 11th, 2007

    Inuyasha, time and time again you fail to keep on topic, the CN is just not impotent enough to anyone to care. But who can blame no one wanting to write an article about a combat group who is a hate munger who calls people and groups he doesn’t like a rouge state?

    maybe instead of trolling on forums and articles you should be *gasp* training your troops? or trying to find some new land?, maybe even get a real life?

    Inuyasha, as soon as you launch a decent attack on another combat group that doesn’t fail as hard as when you go down on your knees for your boyfriend on Friday nights, will I care about your grieffer group.

    the CN is nothing more then a little insect to the Mercz or the AN, and nothing I’ve seen from your so called Navy to back up your mouth. The CN can be summed up in one word Pathetic, because the Leader and founder is nothing more then a Pathetic little man bitch, who can only say shit like a little school boy who can’t win in a fight. You are nothing more to me then a grieffer that uses words against civilians then guns, labeling people you don’t like as evil, your worse then a southern raciest preacher with a 5th grade education. I’d hate to even see the kind of people that willing follows such an idiot as you, they must be even more pathetic and weak minded as you.

    Inuyasha, do us all a favor and go dig a 6 foot hole in the ground, and kill your self. cleanse the earth of one more idiot that is blinded by there own are arrogance.

  13. Hazim Gazov

    May 11th, 2007

    Phantom, normally I’d say you’re an illiterate prick, but I just remembered that his name is INUYASHA Deere. Oh god, kill youself now.

  14. Bruno Ziskey

    May 11th, 2007

    Inuyasha, you seemed to have forgotten that you mentioned Sparta as a rogue state, as we are now allied with the AN. Also, Phantom is absolutely correct when he says this: get a fuckin life. Nobody cares about the CN, and they never will.

  15. NigrasOnMyLawn

    May 11th, 2007

    None of those faggots can stand up to the nigras

  16. Inuyasha Deere

    May 11th, 2007

    Phantom, shut up. We are a good military. While we are small, we have 15 sailors and a following of 25. I would adivse you spend your time on something else, not sheer arrogance. And no, I don’t see Sparta as a rogue state.

  17. Phantom

    May 12th, 2007

    I am prick, a jackass and a little illiterate at times, I can admit this as it’s true. I’m sorry that my last post was a little more illiterate then normal, I just found Inuyasha’s dribble a little to much and I didn’t take my time to proof read my comment. But I stand by what I said about Inuyasha.

    Die in a hole, no one cares about your little grieffer group.

    If you want to be more and do anything, you need to work a hell of a lot harder then you do, and not dribble your shit all over the internet like you been doing. Oh and the little comment about me spending my time with something else, I have been, I’m not going to say what, but it’s a lot bigger then your little mind to even understand. I come here to enjoy the fools like you Inuyasha, that believe they can make a difference with out putting in even half the effort needed to accomplish there day dreams of greatness. The CN is nothing more then a start up combat group that will die with in another two months, unless Inuyasha, you can get that stick that is shoved up your ass so deep out, and get his shit together.

    prove me wrong, I want you to, but if all you do is talk shit, start shit and be a shit head, there is no more hope for you then any of the other small combat groups that just break apart before they can make even a small name for them selfs. Your little combat group won’t be remembered in the history of SL, the AN on the other hand will, along with the Mercz, hell even the Ordo maybe remembered in a year or two (if SL last that long).

  18. harlequin salome

    May 12th, 2007

    Mr Deere.

    You honestly need to learn, just declaring yourself important to the AN does not make it so.

    Please, pick fights you can win. Its easier that way.

  19. Raideur Ng

    May 12th, 2007

    Recent news is that there has been a disruption in the Merczateer’s Officer Corp. Would any Mercz like to clarify this with the rest of the public, it pertains directly to this article.

    Inuyasha, shave the mullet off, find your a group better firearms that you can standard issue, and build a more presentable base and people will take you more seriously.

    ..And learn to be a bit more humble when the situation requires it. Speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far.

  20. Inuyasha Deere

    May 14th, 2007

    If you have not noticed, CN has existed for five months. Our founders have re-united, and with our foriegn relations moving in the right direction, we feel that SLSN and AN will be easy targets. The Feds and CN have won their last four battles against AN, what more may we say.

  21. Inuyasha Deere

    May 14th, 2007

    Uh, eh? Since when was a Sirlor script M590 (M90 or whatever) assault rifle a bad firearm? Saying we have no ships or large arms is also absurd. Despite we are a group that has exacty seventy five linden, and runs on a one hundred l dollars a week budget, we are quite well equipped with an EXCELLENT air defense system. Most enemy aircraft will be out of the sky before they even have the opportunity to attack the CN occupied regions of Jessie and Clyde. While we can’t afford a base, so what? We can occupy sims. It is that easy.

    Did I tell you we have two destroyers we are attempting to set the final commission order on? I must have forgot to tell you all. Thirdly, do any other militaries run a reputable sea division? No.

  22. Bruno Ziskey

    May 14th, 2007

    “Thirdly, do any other militaries run a reputable sea division? No.”
    Fourth, does anybody really care? No. Stop trying to threaten us Inuyasha, you’re not fo0ling anyone.

  23. Ethan Schuman

    May 14th, 2007

    “Uh, eh? Since when was a Sirlor script M590 (M90 or whatever) assault rifle a bad firearm?”

    Since always. Don’t get me wrong, Sirlor’s a great guy. But his older stuff (hell, the scripts you guys have were leaked out like a year ago) are lagtastic spam monsters that can bring a sim to its knees.

    Inuyasha, I do have to thank you for one thing. Your insane babbling has made my afternoon e-paper read far more entertaining. But for now, I strongly suggest you put your helmet back on and secure your drool cup. Your short, yellow “APC” should be along shortly.

  24. Hazim Gazov

    May 14th, 2007

    *stifled laugh* Inuyasha rides the short bus!

  25. Proteus Hand

    May 14th, 2007

    Uh, yeah, let me get started, Raideur.

    Well, the HC had this hair-brained scheme to recruit Titan as, for the most part, an extension of our Aeronautics Division, seeing as, without their flight expertise (at least compared to most of ours) Crucifix would have turned out much worse than it actually did (for us).

    After a fortnight or so, we came to realize the discipline problem within the Titan members, as the High Command was afraid to actually STOP the blatant disregard for leadership, authority, the use of illegal weapons, etc. This was due to the fact that Titan was building Mechs, a new fighter, Armada, the works, for the Merczateers, and with our sheer numbers behind us in several aspects, there wasn’t much that could stand between us and victory, however, it became apparent that the consequences of letting these crimes run unchecked, and smearing the honor of the Merczateers, was far worse than the most humiliating defeat the Alliance Navy could offer.

    Of course, the discipline was a minor factor now looking back on it, especially when held in comparison to the equipment issue : Titan members refused to use anything but a Titan weapon, (the two weapons of option to be used were the Ordo LMG, which carried infinite ammunition, thus making it illegal, and the newly updated, Titan P90, which was outfitted with a whopping twelve scripts, as well as orbitter bullets, chat spy bullets (against TOS), explosive rounds, in fact, just about anything you can think of, with “bullet” typed next to it.) rather than use weapons scripted by Ishida Dye, as ordered, as his five script weapons (designed to have a low impact on sim lag) were “crappy”.

    I spoke to Aryte on the matter Friday night, and without much of a pause, announced the resignation of he, and all other Titan members. This included Gen. Melly Deemster, who had been with us since the resurrection of the Merczateers in Gangwon, but nobody complained really, because the only major thing she ever did was bring Titan over, and I guess you all know how spectacularly that went.

    After Melly’s resignation, we brought Gen. Jonathan Arna back, since he’d been asking to return for a week or so before the event, and we gladly accepted, however, he was to remain Podpolovnik (Colonel) rather than remain his former rank as punishment for the mishap with the Kremlin.

    About an hour after that, Aryte announced the return of the Novus Ordo Imperialis, after nearly six months of hibernation as “Titan Industries” the new name of the group has not been totally decided yet, but shortly thereafter, Nanao Mahfouz, and Harlequin Salome requested a meeting with Ishida and I, complaining about “how they-had-to-deal-with-the-Ordo-all-over-again-and-it-was-all-my-fault-for-driving-them-out-and-Ishida -too-for-being-mean-to-them-for-not-using-his-guns”.

    The Ordo has declared a loose friendship with the Merczateers, because, despite our differences, we still face a common enemy, and I’d hate to have to face those damn LMGs.

  26. Raideur Ng

    May 14th, 2007

    God I hate those LMGs. Six fire scripts, all offset like a shotgun, and naturally no ammo count.

    We had a feeling this would occur. The Ordo do not appear to want to follow the “rules” that, despite infringements on -both- sides (AN and Mercz) by either frustration, accident, or new troopers, we obey. Myself and several others provide other groups with technical assistance for various things, like firearms if any group requests so. (Not all of them being AN) (Though whoever made the models for your AK did a very tasteful job.)

    The Ordo are rebels; this is not debatable. The war with the AN and Mercz may continue, but perhaps the main driving force behind the AN’s hostility has “handed in its resignation.”

    Inuyasha, if you act nice, I will even help you and your group build a standard firearm that doesnt use Sirlor scripts. They work, but they arent sim friendly.

  27. Phantom

    May 16th, 2007

    Inuyasha, if any group is a “-MARTIAL ROGUE STATES” it would be Ordo, or what every they wish to call them selves this season, since after all they change there names more times then when Lindens Labs gets a good idea.

  28. Raideur Ng

    May 16th, 2007

    Novus Ordo arent a military. Formally disbanded.
    I’m sticking with that story until I hear they have a base open for business, in which case you will know where I’ll be, or rather, flying over.

  29. Inuyasha Deere

    May 24th, 2007

    You’re anti-Ordo slander will NOT be tolerated. I have many ex-Ordo within my military, including my AF COS and one Vice Admiral.

  30. Inuyasha Deere

    May 24th, 2007

    You’re anti-Ordo slander will NOT be tolerated. I have many ex-Ordo within my military, including my AF COS and one Vice Admiral.

  31. Inuyasha Deere

    May 24th, 2007

    You’re anti-Ordo slander will NOT be tolerated. I have many ex-Ordo within my military, including my AF COS and one Vice Admiral.

  32. Inuyasha Deere

    May 24th, 2007

    I apologize that the item listed above triple posted. I also apologize for my incorrect grammar. I should have used “your” not “you’re”.

  33. Phantom

    May 26th, 2007

    yea, now I know why your group is full of grieffers, they are ex ordo. they AV fly in combat, fire from safe land, use auto killers, seekers, phantoms, sit hacks, and the list goes on.

    Inuyasha, your a grieffer, leading a grieffer group, you may not think it’s not grieffing if your attacking a combat group, but it is the same. you have targeted civilians in your comments, I do not know if you have took action against them or just have them on your shit list, but your actions and even your words you speak are of a grieffers, W-hat thinks there are doing the right thing (at times), but they are no less of a grieffer group even if they claim to be doing second life a favor, like you claim to be doing.

    so in short your a grieffer, your combat is a grieffer group, your members are grieffers, and you hide behind words saying your doing something for SL, while all your doing is grieffing people and groups. I don’t believe your all together in your head, so I know your going to say I’m full of shit, my words will not enlighten you, and you will keep doing as you do, until someday you die, get banned, or finally realize what your doing.

    if you do realize it now, and just refusing your self to admit it then I’m sorry for you, because all your doing is making matters worse for your self and any hope you may have for your so called combat group.

  34. Proteus Hand

    Jun 2nd, 2007

    Everyone, let me First say, my previous post, I did not mean to pUblicly harm the members of Titan Industries (whom have reCently announced that the rebirth of the Ordo was merely a hoax to get a rise of out Harlequin and Nanao), and I believe I should maKe an appology to You all. Of cOurse, the largest issUe was with equipment, and it stARted in our handbook, that Titan weaponrY was allowed, however, our officers were denying The usE of these weapons because of, one, Ishida was outfitting our entire group, and two, the weapons had bullets against our ROE, nevertheless, our handbook allowed them, and we were wrong in our hypocrisies.

    Second, I’d like to appologise to Melly, for calling her useless, you’ve done countless work for the Merczateers in the past, and regarding you to be any less merely based on recent events was selfish of me.

    I’m sorry.

    -Merczateer General, Proteus Hand.

    (P.S. I’d also like to make my appology to Harlequin about killing his avatar in a gas chamber public, simply because it was a crass, and disgusting thing for me to mention.)

  35. Molen Oppewall

    Aug 6th, 2007

    Good article, dont know about the war ever ending.

    But one thing to say is that Inuyasha Deere you are a retard, your “combat” group is (as I last checked) 11 men strong, it is pathetic even your so called allies this your a retard, please get a life in SL or RL.

  36. BrikcTamland

    Dec 31st, 2007

    In response to Inuyasha Deere

    What? No mention of the PN?

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