SL Blues

by wendell on 22/04/08 at 10:14 pm

by Dazz Anvil

I was running low on lindens
so I tried to get some cash
when it failed I went get some help
and the simulator crashed
It took an hour to log back in
cuz the asset server’s down
and there were no mentors anywhere
Just a newbie dressed in brown

Second Life is borked again
Yeah what else is new
My clothes don’t wanna stay on now
And I can’t attach my shoe
My inventory’s all messed up
and hippos are my friends
but the blog says all are happy now
according to the trends

Lately I’ve been wondering
How long will this lag last
I just teleported
Now my hair’s stuck in my ass
I downloaded the new RC
with the dazzle color suite
now my avi just won’t stand up straight
I can’t even see its feet

Second Life is borked again
Yeah what else is new
My clothes don’t wanna stay on now
And I can’t attach my shoe
My inventory’s all messed up
and hippos are my friends
but the blog says all are happy now
according to the trends
—-
And so it goes with Second Life
Yeah, bless you Linden Lab
For Havok4 and memory leaks
I’m slower than a crab
But we all love our second lives
With all its freaky faults
Hey I just found out my best girlfriend
Is some fat old dude’s alt

Second Life is borked again
Yeah what else is new
My clothes don’t wanna stay on now
And I can’t attach my shoe
My inventory’s all messed up
and hippos are my friends
but the blog says all are happy now
according to the trends


copyright (c) 2008 – Dazz Anvil – used by the gracious permission of the author.

13 Responses to “SL Blues”

  1. Winter

    Apr 22nd, 2008

    You HAVE to set this to music. Very chucklicious.

  2. Just Me

    Apr 23rd, 2008

    @ Dazz … EXCELLENT !!

  3. Gabby Panacek

    Apr 23rd, 2008

    /me is breathlessly waiting for this to be set to music and released as a youtube video! <3 it!

  4. Christianna Alsop

    Apr 23rd, 2008

    Love it! I absolutely love it! x

  5. Ava Cartier

    Apr 23rd, 2008

    Yep, instant classic. Great job!

  6. Myst Watanabe

    Apr 23rd, 2008

    Try singing it to Frank Zappa’s “Trouble Everyday”. It’s a perfect fit.

  7. Kunoichi Dagger

    Apr 24th, 2008

    Hehe.. very nice indeed. Best poetry flow I’ve seen on SLH so far, and like some others, I heard music in my head as I was reading it. For some reason, I heard the Beastie Boys.

  8. Harper Beresford

    Apr 24th, 2008

    You rock, Dazz :) :*

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    Apr 24th, 2008

    About the “hippos are my friends”…

    WTF is up with hippos anyway? O.o Not only in the friends list (most of the time ‘waiting ‘ are my friends… s’what you get for being patient I guess) but I also see hippos here and there across the grid. With monocles and top hats, in vodka bottles etc.

    Where does the hippo meme come from?

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