SL Blues
by wendell on 22/04/08 at 10:14 pm
by Dazz Anvil
I was running low on lindens
so I tried to get some cash
when it failed I went get some help
and the simulator crashed
It took an hour to log back in
cuz the asset server’s down
and there were no mentors anywhere
Just a newbie dressed in brown
–
Second Life is borked again
Yeah what else is new
My clothes don’t wanna stay on now
And I can’t attach my shoe
My inventory’s all messed up
and hippos are my friends
but the blog says all are happy now
according to the trends
—
Lately I’ve been wondering
How long will this lag last
I just teleported
Now my hair’s stuck in my ass
I downloaded the new RC
with the dazzle color suite
now my avi just won’t stand up straight
I can’t even see its feet
Second Life is borked again
Yeah what else is new
My clothes don’t wanna stay on now
And I can’t attach my shoe
My inventory’s all messed up
and hippos are my friends
but the blog says all are happy now
according to the trends
—-
And so it goes with Second Life
Yeah, bless you Linden Lab
For Havok4 and memory leaks
I’m slower than a crab
But we all love our second lives
With all its freaky faults
Hey I just found out my best girlfriend
Is some fat old dude’s alt
Second Life is borked again
Yeah what else is new
My clothes don’t wanna stay on now
And I can’t attach my shoe
My inventory’s all messed up
and hippos are my friends
but the blog says all are happy now
according to the trends
copyright (c) 2008 – Dazz Anvil – used by the gracious permission of the author.
Winter
Apr 22nd, 2008
You HAVE to set this to music. Very chucklicious.
Just Me
Apr 23rd, 2008
@ Dazz … EXCELLENT !!
Gabby Panacek
Apr 23rd, 2008
/me is breathlessly waiting for this to be set to music and released as a youtube video! <3 it!
Christianna Alsop
Apr 23rd, 2008
Love it! I absolutely love it! x
Ava Cartier
Apr 23rd, 2008
Yep, instant classic. Great job!
Myst Watanabe
Apr 23rd, 2008
Try singing it to Frank Zappa’s “Trouble Everyday”. It’s a perfect fit.
Kunoichi Dagger
Apr 24th, 2008
Hehe.. very nice indeed. Best poetry flow I’ve seen on SLH so far, and like some others, I heard music in my head as I was reading it. For some reason, I heard the Beastie Boys.
Harper Beresford
Apr 24th, 2008
You rock, Dazz
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wtfdude?
Apr 24th, 2008
About the “hippos are my friends”…
WTF is up with hippos anyway? O.o Not only in the friends list (most of the time ‘waiting ‘ are my friends… s’what you get for being patient I guess) but I also see hippos here and there across the grid. With monocles and top hats, in vodka bottles etc.
Where does the hippo meme come from?
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