Do the Prokonova – SL’s Next Dance Craze?

by Pixeleen Mistral on 25/02/11 at 12:55 pm

Chantal Harvey and Phaylen Fairchild broke out the chroma key – and busted some moves – in an instant classic YouTube response to serial google bomber and internet bully Prokofy Neva’s recent whinescraper.

The video’s credits detail the gestures that make up Chantal and Phaylen’s dance routine, including Funnyfarm, Do you take it in the A, attention, and Overload – a capsule summary of common reactions to Prokofy prose. A Wordle summary of Prok’s lengthy diatribe forms the backdrop for the video and slyly suggests that it might be time to give the word smarmy a rest.

Is this the beginning of a new trend in the metaverse media landscape blending song, dance, and not-so-veiled messages? More importantly, will Prokofy accept the implicit challenge from Chantal and Phaylen to create the next great music video dance?

14 Responses to “Do the Prokonova – SL’s Next Dance Craze?”

  1. Imnotgoing Sideways

    Feb 25th, 2011

    Y’all’s crazy. (O.o)

  2. Nathaniel Scorpio

    Feb 25th, 2011

    Well, the dance is crazed, generally incoherent, rambling, contorted, filled with huge flights of fancy and brief glimpses of something worthwhile. In other words, spot on.

  3. MachineCode

    Feb 25th, 2011

    9/10 quality performance would watch again.

  4. Chantal Harvey

    Feb 25th, 2011

    I presented the machinima to Prokofy Neva, via im in Second Life, and he was overjoyed, understandably.

  5. Pappy Enoch

    Mar 3rd, 2011

    Ol’ Protocology Never needs herm some new words.

    I reckons s/he uses that-there “Smarmy” and “annoying” so many times that the words am gonna break and God will retire ‘em.

    Nice dancin’, you gals, hoo whee!

  6. Lordy

    Mar 4th, 2011

    LOL! Hi Chantal!!

  7. Melissa Yeuxdoux

    Mar 4th, 2011

    A brilliant video, and it gives its subject matter every bit of the respect it deserves.

  8. General Drama

    Mar 6th, 2011

    The wordles were missing some key prokanisms like “eddie haskelling”, “tekkie wikinistas”, “techno-communists”, “leninist conspirators” that detracted from the authentic prok parody experience.

  9. Pappy Enoch

    Mar 7th, 2011

    Howdy General. You done forgot “smarmy asstard.” Ol’ Porkrind Neva am rite fond o’ that one.

  10. General Drama

    Mar 7th, 2011

    You’re right. I also forgot “mangina”, “e-rapist”, and “griefer enabler”. Prok, she got a real way with words, doesnt she? Personally I think she just invents new terms like this in hopes that one day she will be mentioned in the OED.

  11. Pappy Enoch

    Mar 7th, 2011

    We needs to publish us a “Proktionary” of all that-there kolurful phraseology that s/he flings about like a monkey tossin’ its poop.

    I’d steal me a copy if’n it came to my local Barns M Noble shop.

  12. Melissa Yeuxdoux

    Mar 20th, 2011

    Don’t forget, “mangina” is always preceded with “vicious little”.

  13. Widget Whiteberry

    Dec 5th, 2011

    I’d click through on ‘whinescraper’ but resist giving her the page views.

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