The Alphaville Herald

Another Day in Jessie

by Alphaville Herald on 04/08/04 at 12:16 pm

Jack Dayton: the little man with BIG plans

So the other day I?m in my Jessie bunker catching up on back issues of Players (just the articles, honest), when fighting breaks out up top. Soon people are shooting at me with bunker piercing ammo (time to harden those walls), so I teleport up to my observation tower to see what?s up. Shot again. Spawned in my bunker. But then my AV Detector shows that Lee Linden has appeared on the Techsol platform. It gets real quiet. I teleport over to the platform to see what?s up. Seems a dispute has broken out between Pancake Stryker and the WWIIOLers, and Lee has been called in to mediate. Things begin in a more or less civil way (by Jessie standards), but then the Lee Linden target comes out, and shortly thereafter, Jack Dayton whips out his uberdong and begins trying to hump Lee [the real one, not the target]. And that?s when things started to go downhill. Transcript follows.


Mmmmm, Pancake

Jack Dayton: Uri there is no story here
Jack Dayton: move along
You: story?
pancake Stryker: okay
pancake Stryker: lee
pancake Stryker: here is the problem
Lee Linden: There, much quieter.
Radar shouts: Incoming Linden!Lee Linden
Sam Sojourner: hello Uriz
pancake Stryker: my home portal is on falcons land
pancake Stryker: and he has turrets on me everytime I enter his land
Tyler Dillon: wow internet muscle
pancake Stryker: so when i go home i am spawned
WWIIOLFalconBK Hanks: pancake have you fucking checked in the last 10 min?
pancake Stryker: and i want to come here and hang out with a few “friends” here
chaunsey Crash: he’s working on turning em off pancake i guess he just doesnt know where/which
WWIIOLFalconBK Hanks: i deleted the turret
pancake Stryker: i just was there falcon!!!
WWIIOLFalconBK Hanks: wtf
pancake Stryker: geez
WWIIOLFalconBK Hanks: i deleted the only one i had out
pancake Stryker: well someone else must have it on me
pancake Stryker: i just got back from the church
pancake Stryker: and it was following me
Tyler Dillon: were you praying lol
pancake Stryker: no i was masturbating tyler
pancake Stryker: pfft
Tyler Dillon: in the church?!
pancake Stryker: sure why not
Tyler Dillon: disrespect!!
Tyler Dillon: I FEEL JESUS COMIN!
Tyler Dillon shouts: SAVE US JEABUS!
pancake Stryker: yea go get on your jesus username
pancake Stryker: rofl
Tyler Dillon: LORD SAVE US
pancake Stryker: but so yea lee…alot of shit is going on here
pancake Stryker: and it is pissing me off
Tyler Dillon: my jesus name?
pancake Stryker: nm tyler
chaunsey Crash: there are calm ways of dealing with it
pancake Stryker: this is the only calm way cha
Tyler Dillon: to let you know….im not Jesus in SL….Jesus is Jesus
pancake Stryker: ive talked to falcon on IM
pancake Stryker: he doesn’t listen
chaunsey Crash: but lots of people prefer to heighten it with insults rather then calm down
pancake Stryker: i am calm cha
chaunsey Crash: i didnt sya you i said lots of people
pancake Stryker: the only way to do it is get a linden when you handle with a jessian
pancake Stryker: jessie boys dont listen
chaunsey Crash: not at all
David Patel: STOP SHOOTING
Radar shouts: Incoming Linden!Lee Linden
pancake Stryker: it is sound wavs david
pancake Stryker: no one is shooting
David Patel: oh
David Patel: i was freakin out lol
chaunsey Crash: most situations are dealt with without lindens
pancake Stryker: well maybe with you because you are a guy
pancake Stryker: all you deal with are boys
David Patel: GET DOWN !!!
David Patel: im a pig all i want is
Tyler Dillon: my situation is pants..i dont like them, in fact i chose to take them off and take pictures of myself naked when i was 16
chaunsey Crash: whats that have to do with anything?
pancake Stryker: it has alot to do with it
chaunsey Crash: not really
pancake Stryker: yes really
pancake Stryker: you aren’t in the situation cha
pancake Stryker: so you can not speak
chaunsey Crash: ive dealt with girls too here so i dont see how
chaunsey Crash: well im trying to help is all
pancake Stryker: well it isn’t working
pancake Stryker: soshush
David Patel: poor lee
Lee Linden: pancake, it’s not your land, so other than providing you with the opportunity to enter or leave Jessie, there’s not much I can do.
WWIIOLFalconBK Hanks: yes!
chaunsey Crash: if you just wanna report things and they just wanna track you then it ends up no fun at all
WWIIOLFalconBK Hanks: i was right!
WWIIOLFalconBK Hanks: eat that bitch
pancake Stryker: yea but my home is on his land
pancake Stryker: and falcon pretty much owns half of jessie
Lee Linden: Falcon, as for your stuff, you had better ensure it’s off before you leave Jessie.
WWIIOLFalconBK Hanks: its MY land
pancake Stryker: i like hanging out here
pancake Stryker: i dont want his stupid turrets blocking me
David Patel: i love cheese anyone want some cheese
pancake Stryker: cheese makes me fart
chaunsey Crash: thats why im trying to help pancake
pancake Stryker: rofl
Choochoo96 Anubis: buttcheese
David Patel: hehahahh
pancake Stryker: well talk to falcon
pancake Stryker: not me
pancake Stryker: and talk to phil
David Patel: poopy cheese ?
pancake Stryker: jack herbst
WWIIOLFalconBK Hanks: not you?
Radar shouts: Incoming Linden!Lee Linden
Choochoo96 Anubis: dick cheese
chaunsey Crash: i have been talking to them and always have
WWIIOLFalconBK Hanks: you started this
pancake Stryker: started what?!?!
Choochoo96 Anubis: dick cheeseburger
pancake Stryker: i didn’t start shit
Tyler Dillon: LOL
pancake Stryker: you are the one who blew it up with that turret on me
pancake Stryker: so stfu
pancake Stryker: hi c hoo
[at this point the Lee Linden target comes out]
You: oh oh
Lee Linden [target]: hi guys im a nerd~
Tyler Dillon: whao your talking like Phil panny
chaunsey Crash: lol
Lee Linden [target]: nerdynerdynerdy nerd!
Choochoo96 Anubis: lol
chaunsey Crash: wait….but which one?s the real lee …..
Lee Linden [target]: me!
pancake Stryker: falcon should have one of those
pancake Stryker: and have it say hi im falcon..im a little boy
pancake Stryker: and i like to molest babies
pancake Stryker: rofl
David Patel: i think i need to shoot u on that comment
Choochoo96 Anubis: ok go ahead lee, ban us all like you usually do
pancake Stryker: he hasn’t banned me
chaunsey Crash: lol
WWIIOLFalconBK Hanks: exactly choo
pancake Stryker: because im a good girl
pancake Stryker: mwahahahhaha
Tyler Dillon: *puts out hands to recieve cuffs*
WWIIOLFalconBK Hanks: one that complains?
pancake Stryker: no one that bitches
pancake Stryker: moron
chaunsey Crash: well im gooderer and that didnt stop him lol
Jack Herbst: im free
chaunsey Crash: no youre just cheap
pancake Stryker: shut up phil
Tyler Dillon: your not a good girl ive seen some bad pictures of you that raped my eyes and made me want to punch myself in the temples
Lee Linden [target]: pancake guess who im thinking about in my pants?
Jack Herbst: pancake?s racist to the amish
chaunsey Crash: lmao
pancake Stryker: wtf
pancake Stryker: you bet your ass i am
Lee Linden [target]: YOU!
pancake Stryker: yippy
pancake Stryker: rofl
pancake Stryker: well cha
chaunsey Crash: they’re [the Amish] not a race though
pancake Stryker: help me out here
Lee Linden [target]: come clean my glasses
Choochoo96 Anubis: please leave, linden
Radar shouts: Incoming Linden!Lee Linden
pancake Stryker: he is leaving choo
Lee Linden [the real one]: What, am I making you nervous?
Choochoo96 Anubis: no i just have to take a poop, you’re standing on my poop station
pancake Stryker: thank you lee
chaunsey Crash: i am helping you out lol i prefer to deal with things in IM’s where it belongs
Lee Linden [target]: Lee i think of you when pancakes not around
Jack Dayton: everyone
Jack Dayton: open fire
Jack Herbst: we vote pancake off the island
pancake Stryker: well dont know what to say in IM
WWIIOLFalconBK Hanks: hhaahahahaa
chaunsey Crash: how do you know
WWIIOLFalconBK Hanks: i vote pancake off
Jack Herbst: i vote pancake off
chaunsey Crash: ive dealt with tons of these situations
Jack Dayton: i vote pancake off
pancake Stryker: falcon
chaunsey Crash: one vote isnt enough is it though jack?
Choochoo96 Anubis: if we vote off pancake then we will have no one to kill
Jack Herbst shouts: off with her head!
Tyler Dillon: i vote falcon, panny and phil off. Phil you have been replaced with glyth
pancake Stryker: you didn’t say that earlier today
Tyler Dillon: all in favor say I
WWIIOLFalconBK Hanks: say what?
WWIIOLFalconBK Hanks: I
pancake Stryker: you were all….i want to sexor you
Tyler Dillon: I!
pancake Stryker: rofl
Jack Dayton: what do you want on your tombstone?
chaunsey Crash: bah everyone just stfu and go do something useless
Tyler Dillon: falcon voted himself off what a tard
Jack Dayton: too late
WWIIOLFalconBK Hanks: lets put
Jack Dayton: she gets a genusis burrial
Jack Dayton: genicide
WWIIOLFalconBK Hanks: ‘the bitch who dreamed about lee’
Choochoo96 Anubis: we need a gun that kills lindens
chaunsey Crash: lol
Jack Dayton: lee
Tyler Dillon: Falcon that is a big word for a 12 year old
David Patel: lol
Jack Dayton: can i kick you
pancake Stryker: how can you kick me out
pancake Stryker: im not in your group
pancake Stryker: jlSTOP1
Choochoo96 Anubis: Sir requesting infantry support on Jessie Mountain
Jack Dayton: im powder
Jack Dayton: hello lee
Lee Linden [the real one]: Well, I have a surprise for you guys… aside from falcon’s request that *I* help *him* last week, I have done nothing and seen nothing regarding Jessie or your group in two weeks.
WWIIOLFalconBK Hanks: stfu lee
Radar shouts: Incoming Linden!Lee Linden
WWIIOLFalconBK Hanks: your full of bs
WWIIOLFalconBK Hanks: leave
WWIIOLFalconBK Hanks: we dont like you
Choochoo96 Anubis: then leave
Lee Linden [the real one]: It’s amusing that I’m your punching bag for the trouble you get yourselves into, but you should realize it’s false.
chaunsey Crash: falcon shut the hell up
Jack Dayton: lee
chaunsey Crash: lol they’re just having fun
Jack Dayton [now exposing his mammoth unit and chasing after Lee]: why are you running away from me
Lee Linden [the real one]: And what do I have to gain for lying about that?
Jack Dayton: is it becuase my skin
chaunsey Crash: there was only 1 situation where you were involved
WWIIOLFalconBK Hanks: omg lets corner him!
Choochoo96 Anubis: new subscribers in jessie?
Tyler Dillon: omg falcon sit in the corner on top of yoru hands
Lee Linden: Yep, and people admitted to what they were filed on, so that’s irrelevant.
chaunsey Crash: lmao jack
Jack Dayton: lee
Jack Dayton: lee
chaunsey Crash: admitted to waht?
Choochoo96 Anubis: Speak english
Jack Dayton: can you answer me something
chaunsey Crash: i dont remember admitting to anything?
Choochoo96 Anubis: I dont like SL talk
Jack Dayton [still chasing Lee with his big unit]: do i turn you on
Tyler Dillon: LMAO
chaunsey Crash: lmao!!
Choochoo96 Anubis: lol
chaunsey Crash: omg hahaha
Tyler Dillon: haha
Steel Zidane: lol
chaunsey Crash: omfg hahaha
Choochoo96 Anubis: put your dick back on jack
pancake Stryker: cha…
pancake Stryker: you are running a good jessie group here
pancake Stryker: rofl
pancake Stryker: they are all so mature
Jack Dayton: sick jack
Sam Sojourner: lmao you guys are insane.
Lee Linden [the real one]: Indeed.
Choochoo96 Anubis: lol
Sam Sojourner: hahaha
chaunsey Crash: they’re having fun is all i dont see anything wrong
Lee Linden [real one]: I don’t think “wrong” was mentioned.
chaunsey Crash: that was hilarious lmao
pancake Stryker: stupid is the word
Tyler Dillon: so you mean that my pants can come off too
chaunsey Crash: stupid sure but stupid can be funny
Mag Caldera is online
Sam Sojourner: pee
Sam Sojourner:
pancake Stryker: gross
Tyler Dillon: omg choo take yrou pants off
Choochoo96 Anubis: no
chaunsey Crash: NO!
pancake Stryker: lol
Choochoo96 Anubis: im’ too lazy
Tyler Dillon: please
Jack Herbst: chaun take yous off
Choochoo96 Anubis: ok fine
You: and here you said there was no story Jack
chaunsey Crash: omg run!
Lee Linden: Anyhow, I’m extremely done here. Have fun hating me or whatever else you do in your day. ;^)
Jack Dayton [now attempting to hump MY leg]: move along now
You: your a randy lil dude
chaunsey Crash: bah its not hate
Jack Herbst: were makeing lee happy
Jack Dayton shouts: i masturbate a lont
Jack Dayton: lot!
chaunsey Crash: as much as just using you to make some fun
Choochoo96 Anubis: HES GONE
Choochoo96 Anubis: WOOOOT
chaunsey Crash: lol
Neron Dalek: /time
Tyler Dillon: i belive i dont have a penis
chaunsey Crash: that was hilarious omg i couldnt stop laughing
Jack Dayton: ok i want my sound back phil
You: wow
Sam Sojourner: omfg ;P
Neron Dalek: lol
Jack Dayton: gimme mah sound back!
chaunsey Crash: jack looked hilarious bent over like that
Jack Dayton: 1 of kind!
Jack Herbst: ya
male avatar genitals platinum whispers: Jack Dayton
Tyler Dillon: i never expected to see an amish man with no pants on bending over
Neron Dalek: Who’s voice is that
chaunsey Crash: ok i think its time to disperse its starting to get really gay
Jack Herbst: kanos
pancake Stryker: bending over very fagishly i must say
chaunsey Crash: well jack is quite faggish so ya
Tyler Dillon: shoot the disbelivers!!
You: laterz all, its been different